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October 22, 2004
William Shatner Records New AlbumI can't decide if this guy has a really terrific sense of humor or is just flat-out insane. Hopefully we've got another Rocket Man on our hands: The one-time James T. Kirk of "Star Trek" fame has released an 11-song collection this month, a follow-up to his 1968 spoken-word debut that garnered such critical infamy it became a camp classic. Ahem. I sense gold. Thanks to RDB. posted by Ace at 05:13 PM
CommentsIf you have not seen him on Boston Legal you should. He is brilliant. Posted by: Jennifer on October 22, 2004 05:16 PM
"Mister Tambourine Maaaan!!!" Posted by: zetetic on October 22, 2004 05:16 PM
Easy, guys... Bill Shatner puts his pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once his pants are on... he makes gold records. Posted by: Dear Johns on October 22, 2004 05:43 PM
Review here: William Shatner: Has Been You can already buy it from the iTunes store :-) Sounds amusing, not sure the novelty of it would be worth $9.99. Posted by: The Batman on October 22, 2004 06:48 PM
Ace: Why haven't you done anything yet with those pictures of Teresa Heinz Kerry holding an armful o' beer bottles on Drudge right now? Mrs. Heinz-Schnappsy-McDrunkerton is probably just getting them for her bear-like, beer lovin' hubby. Sad. Posted by: See-Dubya on October 22, 2004 06:48 PM
Have u heard his cover of Pulp's Common People? Harsh. Posted by: jeff on October 22, 2004 08:56 PM
Maybe I'm out of touch but who's Joe Jackson, Aimee Mann, Henry Rollins and Brad Paisley? Posted by: Enas Yorl on October 22, 2004 09:25 PM
Joe Jackson: 80's, big songs: "Is she really going out with him", "stepping out", "breaking us in two" Aimee Mann: 80's, 90's, 00's: lead singer for Til Tuesday whose big hit was "voices carry", currently a solo artist, currently famous for solo work and soundtracks: Soundtrack for "Magnolia" and single "Save Me" Henry Rollins: 80's, 90's, 00's: lead singer: Black Flag and Rollins Band. Brad Paisely: 90's, 00's: Country Music, hit song "Me Neither" Posted by: The Batman on October 22, 2004 10:10 PM
Posted by: Rich Baldwin on October 22, 2004 10:35 PM
Don't hold out on us! Which of the guest artists played cowbell? Posted by: Paul Zrimsek on October 22, 2004 11:28 PM
Rich: I suppose. Don't think so, though - Aimee Mann is Arguably more famous now than she was then... Posted by: The Batman on October 22, 2004 11:49 PM
Eh, sorry Rich - I had no idea who these people were. I still don't, really. I guess for me they are "never was-ians". Posted by: Enas Yorl on October 22, 2004 11:58 PM
Joe Jackson hit .408 as a rookie in 1911, .375 with a Home Run and 6 RBI in the 1919 World Series he supposedly threw and had a lifetime batting average of .356, third in Major League history. I do not believe Aimee Mann, Henry Rollins or Brad Paisley ever played in a World Series. I do believe, however, that even Shoeless Joe looks down on how badly the Yankees choked this year. Posted by: Dear Johns on October 23, 2004 01:29 AM
Shatner just finished "singing" Pulp's "Common People" on the Tonight Show. It actually seemed more like he was shouting the song, though. Posted by: Sean M. on October 23, 2004 03:42 AM
Ace, I wrote five books with Bill Shatner, and know him well. He's both a very smart, funny guy, and slightly nuts. He also knows exactly what he's doing with these albums. His office looks pretty much like what you'd expect to find your local real estate salesman working out of, except for the Trek stuff, the movie posters, the book covers, and the gold records hanging on the walls. He points at the records, chuckles, and says, "They laugh at me. And I laugh all the way to the bank." Yep. Posted by: Bill Quick on October 23, 2004 02:08 PM
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US decimation of Iran's ICBM forces is due to Space Force's instant detection of launches -- and the launchers' hiding places -- and rapid counter-attack via missiles
AI is doing a lot of the work in analyzing images to find the exact hiding place of the launchers. Counter-strikes are now coming in four hours after a launch, whereas previously it might have taken days for humans to go over the imagery and data.
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“robert mueller just died,” trump wrote in a truth social post on march 21. “good, i’m glad he’s dead. he can no longer hurt innocent people! president donald j. trump.”
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Canada and the UK are neck and neck in the race to become the first western country to fall to Islam [CBD] [A]n asshole is somebody who looks at a painting of two toddlers doing something totally normal for toddlers and decides that it represents homosexuality and then thinks that publicly saying that is somehow edgy and clever. Instead it is doing what we accuse the Left of, that is sexualizing young children. If that describes you, own it.Muldoon
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Reports: The A-10 Thunderbolt, better known as The Warthog, has been unleashed on Iran
It's a heavily armored (the pilot sits in a titanim bathtub) slow-and-low loitering plane with a massive minigun firing depleted uranium rounds. The capability it brings is the ability to just fly big circles over the country waiting for a target to present itself. This is a weapons platform for eliminating vehicles and personnel. Its first task might be strafing the seas, clearing out any remaining attack boats and minelayers.
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Some people liked Candace Owens because she was a black woman who told hard truths about BLM and black criminality. But this was always a grift. She started out as a race hustler for a grift, then hustled race the other way to grift conservatives, and now she's back to being a race-hustler for the left again. Specifically, she is now claiming that people pointing out that she is legitimately low-IQ and can't pronounce half the words her AI-generated teleprompter script points out to her is racist and just Ben Shapiro's way of saying the n-word without quite saying it. You see, you can only say that black people are smart, and if you see a dumb one that doesn't know how to pronounce simple words while she poses as an investigatory journalist, you have to pretend she's actually smart or you're a racist. Weird, that doesn't sound very conservative, let alone "#Based," to me. To prove how much she hates racism, she then says that Ben Shapiro's Jew ancestors were masters of the slave trade.
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Also: this is the manipulation Tucker does that i hate the most. It's so cowardly. All he does is smear people (and Jews, generally), and then claim "I have nothing against [the person or group I just smeared.]" He'll even claim "I love [x], actually." Just again and again and again. It's all a lie, of course. A year ago he smeared Jews but added how beautiful he thought Israel was, and then two weeks ago, he said Israel is ugly as dog-shit and nothing beautiful has been built there "since 1948." Just got this email from Dracula: "I love Van Helsing, actually, he's one of my personal heroes, if I'm being honest. I will claw the heart out of his belly and bathe in his blood before the children of Babylon, but I have nothing but respect for Van Helsing, actually. Love is the answer. Except for the followers of the Christ whom I am commanded to turn into my dark army of Satan. And I totally don't worship Satan, I just think we should listen to both sides. Hugs and kisses, may Van Helsing burn in the blood-red fires of hell throughout eternity, even though I consider him a close and dear friend, Vlad called Dracul." Recent Comments
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