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October 18, 2004

Foreign Leaders For Kerry; But Putin for Bush

Okay, so they're a couple of terrorist-friendly Islamist wackjobs. But we should listen to them anyway, because it's really important what "the world" thinks.

Like, scary-important. If I don't feel the collective goodwill of a million stinking Frenchmen on November 3rd, I just don't know what I'll do.

Vladimir Putin agrees that Kerry has the terrorist vote all sewn up:

"I consider the activities of terrorists in Iraq are not as much aimed at coalition forces but more personally against President Bush (news - web sites)," Putin said at a news conference after a regional summit in the Tajik capital, Dushanbe.


"International terrorism has as its goal to prevent the election of President Bush to a second term," he said. "If they achieve that goal, then that will give international terrorism a new impulse and extra power."

I expect this quote to get a lot of coverage from the MSM.

I expect a lot of things.

I'm a lunatic.


posted by Ace at 01:52 PM
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yes, you are. But in that really cool Miami Vice loving Billy Squire listening way.


Posted by: Jennifer on October 18, 2004 02:06 PM

Dushambe? Seriously?

"Did they get met by the Tatzik Highway Patrol?"

"For every minute you do not tell us why you are here, we cut off a finger"

"Mine or yours?"

Posted by: sentinel on October 18, 2004 02:08 PM

To dream the impossible dream, to fight the unbeatable foe... all together now.

Posted by: Ron on October 18, 2004 02:08 PM

Oh, they'll cover it, all right. But the coverage will be so chock full of fnords...blech.

Ace's site is fnord-free.

Posted by: lauraw on October 18, 2004 02:09 PM

Dude,
OT, but when are you going to see and review Team America?

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford on October 18, 2004 02:28 PM

Don't worry about the LLM, nobody watches them anyway. Everyone watches Fox now. Except those watching the Red Sox implode yet again. Ahh its nice being a denizen of the Evil Empire.
Remeber when the Yankees win it all, Republicans usually do better. Not always, but a good chunk of the time.

Posted by: Iblis on October 18, 2004 02:39 PM

Iblis,

We've already moved on to the Patriots up here. I'm through with the Red Sox for good. This time I mean it. No - seriously. I mean, at least until next year. Or something.

Posted by: Rocketeer on October 18, 2004 03:38 PM

My husband reported to me with incredulity, "Twice as many people watched the debates as watched the Sox vs Yankees, can you believe that?"

I said, "yes, I believe it, because BASEBALL SUCKS ASS."

I couldn't invent a more boring long pointless game if I tried. Just a bunch of tender millionaires standing around adjusting their jools in front of millions of viewers.

Posted by: lauraw on October 18, 2004 03:42 PM

To paraphrase one of the best movies ever made:

I thought there were 60 million stinking Frenchmen...

Posted by: DTLV on October 18, 2004 04:51 PM

azeiiz pusxcuuaa.

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