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October 18, 2004
Foreign Leaders For Kerry; But Putin for BushOkay, so they're a couple of terrorist-friendly Islamist wackjobs. But we should listen to them anyway, because it's really important what "the world" thinks. Like, scary-important. If I don't feel the collective goodwill of a million stinking Frenchmen on November 3rd, I just don't know what I'll do. Vladimir Putin agrees that Kerry has the terrorist vote all sewn up: "I consider the activities of terrorists in Iraq are not as much aimed at coalition forces but more personally against President Bush (news - web sites)," Putin said at a news conference after a regional summit in the Tajik capital, Dushanbe. I expect this quote to get a lot of coverage from the MSM. I expect a lot of things. I'm a lunatic. posted by Ace at 01:52 PM
Commentsyes, you are. But in that really cool Miami Vice loving Billy Squire listening way.
Posted by: Jennifer on October 18, 2004 02:06 PM
Dushambe? Seriously? "Did they get met by the Tatzik Highway Patrol?" "For every minute you do not tell us why you are here, we cut off a finger" "Mine or yours?" Posted by: sentinel on October 18, 2004 02:08 PM
To dream the impossible dream, to fight the unbeatable foe... all together now. Posted by: Ron on October 18, 2004 02:08 PM
Oh, they'll cover it, all right. But the coverage will be so chock full of fnords...blech. Ace's site is fnord-free. Posted by: lauraw on October 18, 2004 02:09 PM
Dude, Posted by: Rusty Shackleford on October 18, 2004 02:28 PM
Don't worry about the LLM, nobody watches them anyway. Everyone watches Fox now. Except those watching the Red Sox implode yet again. Ahh its nice being a denizen of the Evil Empire. Posted by: Iblis on October 18, 2004 02:39 PM
Iblis, We've already moved on to the Patriots up here. I'm through with the Red Sox for good. This time I mean it. No - seriously. I mean, at least until next year. Or something. Posted by: Rocketeer on October 18, 2004 03:38 PM
My husband reported to me with incredulity, "Twice as many people watched the debates as watched the Sox vs Yankees, can you believe that?" I said, "yes, I believe it, because BASEBALL SUCKS ASS." I couldn't invent a more boring long pointless game if I tried. Just a bunch of tender millionaires standing around adjusting their jools in front of millions of viewers. Posted by: lauraw on October 18, 2004 03:42 PM
To paraphrase one of the best movies ever made: I thought there were 60 million stinking Frenchmen... Posted by: DTLV on October 18, 2004 04:51 PM
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You might think that movie critics by nature are effeminate and bitchy, but, did you know that grass is green and red peppers are red?
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I like the throwback AOL style of the ad.
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Oof. Reviewers do not like Scary Movie 6. The criticism I keep hearing is that the movie mistakes a reference for an actual joke. The movie (they say) keeps Key Jangling a reference to another movie (or some other pop culture ephemera) and you expect there to be a joke but nope, the Key Jangle was the joke. Other reviewers say that the promise that "no lines will be uncrossed" is a fake-out, and that the movie is bland and inoffensively corporate.
Whoops! I posted about Dan Goldman losing the NY congressional primary. He might do that, but it won't be tonight -- the primary isn't held until June 23.
One race to keep an eye on: the Levi's heir nepo baby and egregious "Designated Liar" Dan Goldman -- one of the Democrats from a safe district Democrats send out to spread their most indefensible lies -- may actually lose his lower Manhattan/Brooklyn set due to, get this, antisemitism in the Democrat primary electorate.
Antisemitism? In the anti-Nazi Democrat Party? Sounds crazy, I know, but apparently the anti-Nazi Party wants to eliminate Jews. Henry Rosoff Oh my Totenkopf Tattoo, that is a DRUBBING! I'm usually very anti-antisemitism but if the Communist Antisemite Jihadists can pull this one off, Go Communist Antisemite Jihadists, Go!
Democrat Senator Rueben Gallego, who served his wife with divorce papers when she was nine months pregnant so that he could marry his side-piece, counsels us that we should not judge Graham Platner for his infidelity because these things are personal matters, Racists:
Sahil Kapur I like that he says that it's okay that Graham Platner sexted 12 different women within months of marrying the woman to sponge off her because he wasn't then "living a political life" -- the clear meaning being, "We all cheat, we just don't cheat when we're running for office, and he didn't know he was running for office when he was sending dicpics to half the women he ran into." Except he was running: His own wife turned the sexts over to his campaign. And obviously Reuben Gallego didn't let his "political life" get in the way of his extramarital dating life: ![]()
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