"In your plea to get your non-American readers to write to voters in Clark County, Iowa, you are correct that events in the US have had, and will have, effects on world events. For example, we have pulled your chestnuts out of the fire in two world wars that were occasioned by European diplomacy. Maybe you'd like a vote in which American president will oversee the next rescue."

These are hilarious.

You included my favorite one ... the one with the "no big words" request. To fucking funny.

My personal favorite ends with: "Oh, yeah - and brush your goddamned teeth, you filthy animals."

Priceless.

I'd almost bet that the one from the expat NY-er in Amsterdam is an ex-GF of mine. Yes, we broke up in significant part over political disagreements.

Great idea to link to these comments. Good for those Americans who told the leftists at The Guardian to mind their own business!