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October 18, 2004

"Dear Limey Assholes:" Tim Blair Gets Results

Waah. The Guardian is crying about all the mean emails it got. They're publishing some of the choicest letters to show, for the billionth time, what uncouth, uncultured rightwing troglodytes their American cousins are.

Coupla good ones:

Real Americans aren't interested in your pansy-ass, tea-sipping opinions. If you want to save the world, begin with your own worthless corner of it. Texas, USA

...

Feel free to respond to this email with your advice. Please keep in mind that I am something of an anglophile, so this is not confrontational. Please remember, too, that I am merely an American. That means I am not very bright. It means I have no culture or sense of history. It also means that I am barely literate, so please don't use big, fancy words.

Set me straight, folks!
Dayton, Ohio


posted by Ace at 01:39 PM
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"In your plea to get your non-American readers to write to voters in Clark County, Iowa, you are correct that events in the US have had, and will have, effects on world events. For example, we have pulled your chestnuts out of the fire in two world wars that were occasioned by European diplomacy. Maybe you'd like a vote in which American president will oversee the next rescue."

These are hilarious.

Posted by: Yaron on October 18, 2004 02:36 PM

You included my favorite one ... the one with the "no big words" request. To fucking funny.

Posted by: Carin on October 18, 2004 03:37 PM

My personal favorite ends with: "Oh, yeah - and brush your goddamned teeth, you filthy animals."

Priceless.

Posted by: Dave D on October 18, 2004 03:54 PM

I'd almost bet that the one from the expat NY-er in Amsterdam is an ex-GF of mine. Yes, we broke up in significant part over political disagreements.

Posted by: Alex on October 18, 2004 06:26 PM

Great idea to link to these comments. Good for those Americans who told the leftists at The Guardian to mind their own business!

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