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'Know this, Khamenei, this is your end': Iranians slam regime in footage from Tehran to Israel [CBD]

Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton are joined by Robert Spencer of Jihad Watch, perhaps the world's expert on the reality of Islam. We discuss the failure of Europe, the rigidity of Islam, the blindness of the West to that rigidity, and the possibilities for the future.

Starship launch and booster rocket chopstick catch
The second stage of the rocket was lost. I guess it was supposed to parachute gently into the ocean or something.

Correction on Gavin Newsom story: Newsom didn't go on Charlie Kirk's podcast. Charlie Kirk was the first guest on Gavin Newsom's new podcast, which he calls "This is Gavin Newsom," apparently intending it to be an Oprah Winfrey style star vehicle for making himself president

Legit security expert Fred Fleitz blasts the BBC for its insane bias

Noted High-Testosterone Male David Frum has thoughts on masculinity
The Mustard Fortune Nepo-Baby, who by the way is Canadian, has all sorts of ideas about the "shame" all "true Americans" must feel about Trump

Bill Murray on Bob Woodward's fake Belushi biography: It was so loaded with lies about John Belushi that I realized that Woodward framed Nixon, too

Nate Bargatze: The Dumbest Time Traveler

Larry David quits SNL and then pretends it never happened
I said he told off Lorne Michaels. Michaels wasn't the producer that year, it was Dick Ebersol during the Martin Short/Billy Crystal season.

Boston Police Commissioner Offers Condolences To Armed Attacker Shot By Cops "This is a pretty tragic incident, Cox said. 'We don't look for loss of life and our condolences go out to the family of the individual.'" [CBD]

CORRECTION: I inadvertently reported that our NSA and CIA "intelligence" professionals were talking about "anal bleaching" in government checks while on the taxpayers' dime. In fact, they were discussing "butthole lasers."
"Butthole lasers" may be used for anal bleaching, but also for anal fistulas.

Laser treatments for the anus and rectum can be used for a variety of conditions, including hemorrhoids, fissures, and fistulas. Laser treatments can also be used for hair removal and anal bleaching.

I apologize to all "intelligence" professionals I maligned. I regret the error and vow to do better in the future.

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Rush Limbaugh Open Phone Lines Friday Bumper Music Edition
Ain't no personal thing, boy
But you have got to stay away
Far, far away from my heart, my heart
Don't you know what your kiss is doing?
Let me tell it to you from the start, boy

Douglas Murray On Judging People From The Past He is an intellectual titan and a ferocious defender of Western culture. [CBD]

Podcast: Sefton and CBD ramble about WaPo changing? More MSNBC meltdowns, Texas Tranny attack foiled, The Trump realignment continues apace, and We both choose peace over WWIII in Ukraine!

Shelters That Used to Take 1,000 Migrants a Day Are Empty Now It's almost as if President Trump knows what he is doing! [CBD]

Trump has answered more than 1,000 press questions in first month of second term -- 7 times more than Biden in same period [CBD]

Hillarious: From Aetius, a dude used AI to make a Soviet National Anthem out of comments goofing on a dude for his huge forehead
Another one, this one about a bro's large nostrils

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Going Solo Edition
But I'm waiting in line
would you say if I was wasting my time?

Four minutes of pure VDH cruelty about the Obama-Biden cultural revolution, and the Trump Restoration

Four innocent victims stabbed in "Islamic extremism" attack in France
Thanks to Jack Straw.

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

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Please keep in mind that I am something of an anglophile, so this is not confrontational. Please remember, too, that I am merely an American. That means I am not very bright. It means I have no culture or sense of history. It also means that I am barely literate, so please don't use big, fancy words. Set me straight, folks! Dayton, Ohio posted by Ace at 01:39 PM Comments "In your plea to get your non-American readers to write to voters in Clark County, Iowa, you are correct that events in the US have had, and will have, effects on world events. For example, we have pulled your chestnuts out of the fire in two world wars that were occasioned by European diplomacy. Maybe you'd like a vote in which American president will oversee the next rescue." These are hilarious. Posted by: Yaron on October 18, 2004 02:36 PM You included my favorite one ... the one with the "no big words" request. To fucking funny. Posted by: Carin on October 18, 2004 03:37 PM My personal favorite ends with: "Oh, yeah - and brush your goddamned teeth, you filthy animals." Priceless. Posted by: Dave D on October 18, 2004 03:54 PM I'd almost bet that the one from the expat NY-er in Amsterdam is an ex-GF of mine. Yes, we broke up in significant part over political disagreements. Posted by: Alex on October 18, 2004 06:26 PM Great idea to link to these comments. Good for those Americans who told the leftists at The Guardian to mind their own business! Posted by: Lisa on October 18, 2004 07:10 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines 'Know this, Khamenei, this is your end': Iranians slam regime in footage from Tehran to Israel [CBD] Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton are joined by Robert Spencer of Jihad Watch, perhaps the world's expert on the reality of Islam. We discuss the failure of Europe, the rigidity of Islam, the blindness of the West to that rigidity, and the possibilities for the future. Starship launch and booster rocket chopstick catch The second stage of the rocket was lost. I guess it was supposed to parachute gently into the ocean or something. Correction on Gavin Newsom story: Newsom didn't go on Charlie Kirk's podcast. Charlie Kirk was the first guest on Gavin Newsom's new podcast, which he calls "This is Gavin Newsom," apparently intending it to be an Oprah Winfrey style star vehicle for making himself president Legit security expert Fred Fleitz blasts the BBC for its insane bias Noted High-Testosterone Male David Frum has thoughts on masculinity The Mustard Fortune Nepo-Baby, who by the way is Canadian, has all sorts of ideas about the "shame" all "true Americans" must feel about Trump Bill Murray on Bob Woodward's fake Belushi biography: It was so loaded with lies about John Belushi that I realized that Woodward framed Nixon, too Nate Bargatze: The Dumbest Time Traveler Larry David quits SNL and then pretends it never happened I said he told off Lorne Michaels. Michaels wasn't the producer that year, it was Dick Ebersol during the Martin Short/Billy Crystal season. Boston Police Commissioner Offers Condolences To Armed Attacker Shot By Cops "This is a pretty tragic incident, Cox said. 'We don't look for loss of life and our condolences go out to the family of the individual.'" [CBD] CORRECTION: I inadvertently reported that our NSA and CIA "intelligence" professionals were talking about "anal bleaching" in government checks while on the taxpayers' dime. In fact, they were discussing "butthole lasers." "Butthole lasers" may be used for anal bleaching, but also for anal fistulas. Laser treatments for the anus and rectum can be used for a variety of conditions, including hemorrhoids, fissures, and fistulas. Laser treatments can also be used for hair removal and anal bleaching. I apologize to all "intelligence" professionals I maligned. I regret the error and vow to do better in the future. Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Rush Limbaugh Open Phone Lines Friday Bumper Music Edition Ain't no personal thing, boy But you have got to stay away Far, far away from my heart, my heart Don't you know what your kiss is doing? Let me tell it to you from the start, boy Douglas Murray On Judging People From The Past He is an intellectual titan and a ferocious defender of Western culture. [CBD] Podcast: Sefton and CBD ramble about WaPo changing? More MSNBC meltdowns, Texas Tranny attack foiled, The Trump realignment continues apace, and We both choose peace over WWIII in Ukraine! Shelters That Used to Take 1,000 Migrants a Day Are Empty Now It's almost as if President Trump knows what he is doing! [CBD] Trump has answered more than 1,000 press questions in first month of second term -- 7 times more than Biden in same period [CBD] Hillarious: From Aetius, a dude used AI to make a Soviet National Anthem out of comments goofing on a dude for his huge forehead Another one, this one about a bro's large nostrils Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Going Solo Edition But I'm waiting in line would you say if I was wasting my time? Four minutes of pure VDH cruelty about the Obama-Biden cultural revolution, and the Trump Restoration Four innocent victims stabbed in "Islamic extremism" attack in France Thanks to Jack Straw. Recent Comments [/i][/i][/b][/b]Christopher R Taylor[/i][/i][/b][/b]: "[i]I don't think the Bulwark will last very long w ..." Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence[/s] [/b] [/u]: "Lol: Jamie Raskin Wants Trump Censured for Calling ..." Smell the Glove: "Why should Putin stop? He's winning and Europe is ..." [/i][/i][/b][/b]Christopher R Taylor[/i][/i][/b][/b]: "[i]Jeff's announcement that the opinion section wi ..." whig: "It's all psy op mindfuck shit. You are not the tar ..." Field Marshal Zhukov: "The Hartford enters and exits coverage markets fre ..." Francis: "I hope someboby tears that company a new asshole. ..." Thomas Paine: "When is Canada going to have real elections? Po ..." Kindltot: "[i]Why should Putin accept any deal when he can ha ..." 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