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Sheesh! The Sex is Least Embarassing Part of Paris Hilton's New VideotapesI can't imagine such behavoir from Paris Hilton: October 14, 2004 -- HOLLYWOOD oil heir Brandon Davis just poured gasoline on the Paris Hilton N-word furor, claiming that Hilton regularly uses the racial slur as well as slurs against other minorities. True? False? Who knows. Who cares. posted by Ace at 07:55 PM
CommentsUse of Paris Hilton's apparent favorite word does not make one a racist. It's just a word, for crying out loud. Contrariwise, I know several people that I'd assert are anti-black racists who'd never use the word. What its use does indicate, unambiguously, is that the user is an insensitive lout. Rather like lighting farts in public, it causes polite folk to raise an eyebrow and head elsewhere. Paris Hilton has done nothing that I've seen so far to indicate the intellect required for holding any complex view, racism included. She's a dipshit, in other words, and should simply be treated as such. Who really cares about whatever childish ideas she might have? This sounds like the public end of a jilted lover tale from Davis. Like Ace says: "True? False? Who knows. Who cares." Posted by: Patton on October 17, 2004 08:38 PM
Wow. I haven't felt this betrayed since Dave Chapelle used the N-word. Oh, wait, right-- that's different. I get so confused. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on October 17, 2004 08:45 PM
Ok, so we have an airhead racist who gets attention solely due to her name and sexual prowness on lame-o video that is available first on USENET. Yawn - send complaints to www.likeigiveafuck.com Posted by: Karl on October 17, 2004 08:48 PM
Ace-- Different subject, just an FYI on that story making the news about Zarqawi being in contact with Bin Laden, and how he's OBL's number one fan (from beyond the grave, like Elvis worship). Zarqawi was always a member of Al Qaeda, but now he makes it clear that he really, really is a member of our favorite international terrorist union. So, taking the man at his word, this now means that: Given how Senator Kerry has pledged, if elected, to continue the fight against Al Qaeda, does this mean John Kerry plans to win the war in Iraq? Ya know, in order to defeat Al Qaeda? Or is the war in Iraq still a diversion? Just asking. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on October 17, 2004 08:56 PM
Use of Paris Hilton's apparent favorite word does not make one a racist. Not only that, but is being a "racist" really such a horrible thing? Sure it's dumb and unenlightened, but being dumb and unenlightened isn't illegal. Posted by: Deji Pachi on October 17, 2004 09:55 PM
Of course it's not illegal, but YES, VIRGINIA, being a racist is still a horrible thing. Posted by: Sortelli on October 17, 2004 11:57 PM
It certainly gives more strength to my prediction that her future lies in a rusty mobile home strewn with empty Jack Daniels bottles. Posted by: Andrea Harris on October 18, 2004 12:38 AM
Isn't her best friend and co-star Nicole Ritchie, daughter of Lionel Ritchie? Yes, she's adopted, but she claims her real parents were still black. I know the whole "but some of my friends are" thing is cliche, but its possible they could have been throwing around slang and she failed to see the limits in a Teresa-like manner. Posted by: Lollia on October 18, 2004 01:02 AM
I think it lowers this site posting this kind of gossip from ex-lovers. Posted by: susan on October 18, 2004 01:23 AM
Karl - What is your email account at likeigiveafuck.com? You didn't specify a link. Here's one: www.likeigiveafuck.com Are you pimping for datapimp? - Rich PS One should NEVER assume that a domain name isn't taken. OTOH, it looks like an interesting email hosting company. Posted by: Rich on October 18, 2004 02:04 AM
Guess the Kabbalah didn't help lol Posted by: jeff on October 18, 2004 05:45 PM
"Who knows. Who cares." Exactly right. Posted by: physics geek on October 19, 2004 08:29 AM
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