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October 05, 2004
But I wanted to go to Tashii Station to pick up some power converters
Thanks, Chris. posted by Ace at 06:53 PM
CommentsWell, it is a clean power source that will partially relieve our reliance on foreign oil. (Did I not get it enough?) Posted by: jon on October 5, 2004 06:58 PM
It's Luke Ambulancechaser! Posted by: zetetic on October 5, 2004 07:14 PM
Or Luke Penislacker. (Ken dolls have mo genitals, y'know.) Posted by: zetetic on October 5, 2004 07:44 PM
C'mon Ace! It's Toshi Station, not Tashii. Posted by: Ryne McClaren on October 5, 2004 07:46 PM
that's one of the funniest pics i've seen since the Dan Rather-as-Iraqi Information Minister pic at Minion of the Great Satan. Posted by: merc on October 5, 2004 07:59 PM
"I can pass the extra-global test." Posted by: Al on October 5, 2004 08:20 PM
Well, didn't Kerry just say something about "the globe and elsewhere?" Posted by: zetetic on October 5, 2004 08:28 PM
Darth Cheney is gonna kick lawyer-boy's ass. "Evil will win because good is dumb" Dark Helmet Posted by: Iblis on October 5, 2004 10:53 PM
Rusty's gonna love that one. Posted by: Johnny Walker Red on October 5, 2004 11:07 PM
That should drive some discussion! Posted by: blaster on October 5, 2004 11:20 PM
Cheney v. Edwards? Three words: Like a viking. Posted by: the House of Payne on October 5, 2004 11:41 PM
Ace-- Great pic. Definitely fits in with my whole Cheney=Vader motif. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on October 6, 2004 02:38 AM
Oh, LOL ... I was joking with my husband during the debate that he looked like Luke Skywalker ...and we kept waiting for Cheney to say "I AM your FATHER" ... lol ... too funny. Posted by: Carin on October 6, 2004 06:58 AM
Ace, Find me a photoshop of Kerry as a wookie and then we'll talk. Posted by: sentinel on October 6, 2004 08:19 AM
Posted by: SomeJoe on October 6, 2004 10:04 AM
As a Republican, I find this analogy a little disconcerting. Remember that Luke is the good guy, and matures into a fairly powerful and effective Jedi. How about a photoshop of Edwards as the commander on the Death Star who gets choked by Darth for screwing up? Posted by: ScottJ on October 6, 2004 10:06 AM
For some reason I find that oddly disturbing. I am sure Kerry thinks he is Han, but I see a more striking resemblance to Chewbacca. Posted by: Jennifer on October 6, 2004 10:15 AM
"You can waste time with your friends after your chores are done...and after you start talking sense you goober eating, half-wit lickspittle. Posted by: superhawk on October 6, 2004 02:18 PM
Actually, it's "Tosche" station. :) Posted by: Photosniper on October 8, 2004 08:02 PM
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After threatening that the "clock is ticking" for renewed strikes on Iran, Trump once again calls them off to give negotiating a chance.
I can't even cover this any more. It's embarrassing. It's like covering the endless negotiations over DHS funding. Trump is going to drag this out through the midterms and then lose them. Note to the president: At some point, allowing the Regime to remain in power without actually forcing them to give up nukes is just a back-door, unacknowledged renewal of the Obama policy. Well, I guess we just have to wait for their economy to collapse and their troops to desert.
Mayor Karen is so stung by fan-made AI ads that she's resorting to the shitlibs' go-to demand for an end to criticism -- these ads are "violent" and "hateful" and making me feel unsafe because one video showed AI cartoons throwing tomatoes at me and the tomatoes looked like blood when they squished
This was her actual complaint. The mushed-up tomato looked like blood so it's a death threat and these violent attacks on me must stop. What is dis bitch, CNN?
Few people remember that Norm MacDonald began his career as a ventriloquist
MacDonald's old partner Adam Egot revealed that MacDonald repurposed a bit with one of his ventriloquist dolls -- that he was a "bad guy" who "didn't believe the Holocaust happened" -- for the Norm MacDonald show, in which he claimed Egot didn't believe in the Holocaust. Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?" I posted his post on twitter and it's gotten 25K views so far. Thanks, Smell the Glove Chris
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click That Sums Up the Democrat Communist Party Today
Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
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