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« Dear Drudge, | Main | Debate Round-Up »
October 05, 2004

But I wanted to go to Tashii Station to pick up some power converters

veepwars.jpg

Thanks, Chris.


posted by Ace at 06:53 PM
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Well, it is a clean power source that will partially relieve our reliance on foreign oil.

(Did I not get it enough?)

Posted by: jon on October 5, 2004 06:58 PM

It's Luke Ambulancechaser!

Posted by: zetetic on October 5, 2004 07:14 PM

Or Luke Penislacker. (Ken dolls have mo genitals, y'know.)

Posted by: zetetic on October 5, 2004 07:44 PM

C'mon Ace! It's Toshi Station, not Tashii.

Posted by: Ryne McClaren on October 5, 2004 07:46 PM

that's one of the funniest pics i've seen since the Dan Rather-as-Iraqi Information Minister pic at Minion of the Great Satan.

Posted by: merc on October 5, 2004 07:59 PM

"I can pass the extra-global test."

Posted by: Al on October 5, 2004 08:20 PM

Well, didn't Kerry just say something about "the globe and elsewhere?"

Posted by: zetetic on October 5, 2004 08:28 PM

Darth Cheney is gonna kick lawyer-boy's ass.

"Evil will win because good is dumb" Dark Helmet

Posted by: Iblis on October 5, 2004 10:53 PM

Rusty's gonna love that one.

Posted by: Johnny Walker Red on October 5, 2004 11:07 PM

Star Trek > Star Wars

That should drive some discussion!

Posted by: blaster on October 5, 2004 11:20 PM

Cheney v. Edwards? Three words: Like a viking.

Posted by: the House of Payne on October 5, 2004 11:41 PM

Ace--

Great pic. Definitely fits in with my whole Cheney=Vader motif.

Cheers,
Dave

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on October 6, 2004 02:38 AM

Oh, LOL ... I was joking with my husband during the debate that he looked like Luke Skywalker ...and we kept waiting for Cheney to say "I AM your FATHER" ... lol ... too funny.

Posted by: Carin on October 6, 2004 06:58 AM

Ace,

Find me a photoshop of Kerry as a wookie and then we'll talk.

Posted by: sentinel on October 6, 2004 08:19 AM
Posted by: SomeJoe on October 6, 2004 10:04 AM

As a Republican, I find this analogy a little disconcerting. Remember that Luke is the good guy, and matures into a fairly powerful and effective Jedi.

How about a photoshop of Edwards as the commander on the Death Star who gets choked by Darth for screwing up?

Posted by: ScottJ on October 6, 2004 10:06 AM

For some reason I find that oddly disturbing. I am sure Kerry thinks he is Han, but I see a more striking resemblance to Chewbacca.

Posted by: Jennifer on October 6, 2004 10:15 AM

"You can waste time with your friends after your chores are done...and after you start talking sense you goober eating, half-wit lickspittle.

Posted by: superhawk on October 6, 2004 02:18 PM

Actually, it's "Tosche" station. :)

Posted by: Photosniper on October 8, 2004 08:02 PM
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