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October 05, 2004

Dear Drudge,


Please knock it off with the silly "Kerry cheat-sheet" and "ILIE" stuff. There's an awful lot of important stuff you can be highlighting. This nonsense is just reducing your credibility, which we dearly need in the coming months.

Yours, etc.,

Ace of Spades

PS: Stop posting crap about Michael Eisner, Walt Disney, and the natural disaster of the week.


posted by Ace at 05:56 PM
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Hear, hear.

Posted by: Allah on October 5, 2004 05:58 PM

You have a point, but you guys both crack me up.

Posted by: Bill from INDC on October 5, 2004 06:22 PM

What? You don't like our volcano?

Posted by: Ken J on October 5, 2004 06:31 PM

Wait a minute. Do you remember when the Democrats went nuts after the last three letters of "Democrats" scrolled across the screen during a Bush ad? The even demanded the FCC start an investigation. Why do only liberals have the right to be drama queeen lunatics? Oh, that's right. Conservatives are actually capable of feeling shame. Never mind.

Posted by: Bruce on October 5, 2004 06:34 PM

Personally, I think it's the funniest thing when Drudge posts about some hurricane - I have this image of him almost shitting his pants with excitement, trying to find the biggest, reddest 800x600 picture he can find, and give it prime real estate over the darfur genocide etc.

Posted by: fat kid on October 5, 2004 06:47 PM

You mean people read Drudge these days? I thought he was old media..... ;)

Posted by: OneDrummer on October 5, 2004 07:07 PM

Drudge has alwasys covered the waterfront but he's always nailed the important issues and events . . . and usually he's been the first to do so.

Posted by: RA Platt on October 5, 2004 07:16 PM

Ace, you've voiced my exact feelings. Drudge...come back Drudge...

Posted by: e-Pundit-guy on October 5, 2004 07:55 PM

Hilarious. You're absolutely correct about our man Matt. But what about another one of our heavyweights, George Will, who is apparently sitting out the War on Terror and hasdecided that he will be no help to W this year.

Posted by: AdvantageLawyer on October 5, 2004 10:58 PM

when you have obtained the track record of drudge then your observations will mean more to me. at this point you are a lot like john edward, a wanna be that in all likelyhood never will be.

Posted by: dan on October 5, 2004 11:39 PM

Ace's observations mean a lot more to us than yours ever will, dan. Why don't you toddle off to bed now, get a nice nap, and come back when you've learned the joys of proper punctuation? The adults are trying to talk, and you're interrupting.

Posted by: Mr. Bowen on October 6, 2004 01:33 AM

Substitute "capitalization" for "punctuation" in the above, dan. I wouldn't want you to be more confused than you already are.

When you're old enough to drink, you'll understand.

Posted by: Mr. Bowen on October 6, 2004 01:35 AM

dan:

With all due respect, you're utterly, completely wrong.

And even if you weren't, you're on an OPINION site, where people express opinions, like the one I just expressed. Grab a clue, next time the basket comes 'round.

Posted by: Patton on October 6, 2004 01:36 AM

Ace: Butch it up, bitch

Posted by: Matt Drudge on October 6, 2004 02:37 AM
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