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October 05, 2004

Why Didn't I Think of That?: Showtime To Air Drama Series Sympathetic to Islamofascist Terrorists

No word yet on a "Very Special Episode" of the pro-terrorist series, in which conflicted-terrorist Abdul rapes and then beheads Mayim "Blossom" Bialik.


posted by Ace at 04:25 PM
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To quote Michelle Malkin, and I believe she speaks for all sane humans, "Oh for crying out loud!"

Posted by: Brian B on October 5, 2004 04:42 PM

Tune in for this very special episode of Blossom where Muhammad, conflicted over Blossom's breast reduction surgery, kidnaps the doctor who performed the operation.....

Posted by: OneDrummer on October 5, 2004 05:06 PM

I dunno Ace....I might actually pay to watch Blossom get beheaded. Hands off of Punky Brewster though!

Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on October 5, 2004 05:35 PM

In episode six, Jihadist family ringleader Al-tonee discovers that his long time friend and associate Big Damp-place-within-the-Burka has been compromised by the CIA and must be eliminated.

Posted by: on October 5, 2004 05:45 PM

What are the odds that two endings are filmed, one for the US and one for the overseas audience?

Posted by: rw on October 5, 2004 05:54 PM

I googled Bialik and, judging by this, I think Blossom could kick Abdul's ass.

Posted by: Brian on October 5, 2004 07:10 PM

I was kinda partial to Blossom's friend: Six.

Posted by: Birkel on October 6, 2004 01:09 AM

I can't believe I disagree, but I do.

It can only be good for all of us if we understand how these people end up as dangerous Islamo-nutters. You don't sympathize with a mad dog, but it helps if you know how he got that bubble-beard.

Posted by: spongeworthy on October 6, 2004 09:15 AM

I humbly disagree with spongeworthy.

The best way to understand an Islamo-fascist is through autopsy.

Posted by: Master of None on October 7, 2004 10:00 AM
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