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Four hours of retro Halloween commercials and specials
The first short is the original 1996 appearance of "Sam," the dangerous undead trick-or-treater from Trick r' Treat.

ICYMI: Australian journalist actually presses Kamala Harris when she repeatedly dodges questions about Biden's mental fitness
Kamala admits she didn't have the stamina to run for president, while continuing to insist he had the mental capacity to serve as president. He was too frail to run but perfectly strong enough to govern. Yeah sure whatever lying whore.

We're setting our clocks back on late Saturday night/early Sunday morning at 2am. We'll get an extra hour of sleep, but we'll lose an hour of late-day light (in exchange for more light in the early morning. Also, on Wednesday, we'll see the "Beaver Super-Moon." Which sounds hot.

Podcast: Historian and Pundit Robert Spencer joins us for a wide-ranging discussion about the Islamists in our midst: Mamdani in NYC, all across Europe, and others.

Full Episode: The Hardy Boys (and Nancy Drew) Meet Dracula
I don't remember this show, except for remembering that Nancy Drew was hot and the opening credits were foreboding and exicting

According to Grok, Latrine John-Pissoir has never failed to mention she is "black" (or "queer") during her book interviews
She may not know what the hell her book is about, but she definitely knows that "every day I wake up black and queer." Join the club, sister!

Schmoll: 53% of New Jersey likely voters say their neighbors are voting for Ciattarelli, while 47% say the cheater/grifter Mikie Sherrill
The "who do you think your neighbors are voting for" question is designed to avoid the Shy Tory problem, wherein conservative people lie to schmollsters because they don't want to go on record with a likely left-winger telling them who they're really voting for. So instead the question is who do you think your neighbors are voting for, so people can talk about who they themselves support without actually having to admit it to a left-wing rando stranger recording their answers on the phone.

Hackers take over University of Penn website, calling the school a "dogshit elitist institution full of woke retards" and threatening to release its admissions files to prove illegal racial discrimination
No lies detected so far

Live Now: Dana Loesch is interrogating Heritage President Kevin Roberts on his insistence that the gay Nazi Nick Fuentes is an absolutely essential "conservative" voice whose ideas we must take seriously and who we must absolutely not exclude based on his Naziism

TJM Complains about Wreck-It Ralph The very topical premiere of TJM's YouTube Channel.

Interesting football history: How the forward pass was created in response to the nineteen -- 19! -- people killed playing football in 1905 alone
The original rules of football did not allow forward passes. The ball was primarily advanced by running, with blockers forming lines with interlocked arms and just smashing into the similarly-interlocked defensive lines. It was basically Greek hoplite spear formations but with a semi-spherical ball. As calls to ban the sport entirely grew, some looked for ways to de-emphasize mass charges as the primary means of advancing the ball, and some specifically championed allowing a passer to throw the ball forward.

1977 ABC Afterschool Special: "The Pinballs," starring Kristy McNichol
Garrett told me this film changed his life.

Sydney Sweeney unleashes the silver orbs
Thanks to @PatriarchTree

(Formerly) Great Britain 2025
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Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.

-- G.K. Chesterton
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Latrine John-Pissoir can't explain her book -- an Inside Look at a Broken White House, but she says she means the Trump White House, which she had no inside look at -- even to friendly leftwing media interviewers
Speaking as a black woman and black LGBT woman and black immigrant...
Bonus points all day on Tuesday to anyone who begins all of his or her posts with "Speaking as a black LGBT woman..."

Atari to release former competitor Intellivision with 45 games for $149
I always thought Intellivision was kinda lame (to the extent a cutting edge videogame box can be lame).
Intellivision insists upon itself.
Pitfall was a really good game. I don't know if it was available on Intellivision. Update: It was. But I don't know if it's included in the new unit.

Terrorist-aligned AP: "Reporter describes shock at witnessing East Wing's demolition"
White House press corps: "SO TRUMP CAN DEMOLISH ANYTHING HE WANTS TO?!?!"
Yes. Thank you for acknowledging that.

The Democrats are so attached to the East Wing and such pro-American history buffs that they... used a photo of Buckingham Palace and claimed it was the East Wing of the White House

Zohran Mamdani: When you think about it, weren't Muslims like my aunt the Real Victims of 9/11?

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GF: "1st ..."

Romeo13: "145 Tap that Congressional sexual harassment fund. ..."

Orson: "I have a pretty cool set-up this year for trick or ..."

Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd.: "A congresscrittwr a real job? Ummm yeah... Durin ..."

JackStraw: ">>Enough about Mom, the kids are probably cute too ..."

Mister Scott (Formerly GWS): "Two judges say Trump must not suspend SNAP payment ..."

It's me donna: "45 Tap that Congressional sexual harassment fund. ..."

Romeo13: "123 What was the motive for this withdrawal? Po ..."

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Kaboom!

Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

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(There is no word yet from Oliver Willis about whether this Democratic-leaning organization's gross incompetence in failing to register voters constitutes "racism," as he alleged regarding Republican efforts to reduce voter fraud. When he speaks authoritatively on this issue, I will of course let you know.) Update: Rusty says that the registration deadline for many states has passed. However, some states allow registration for a few days yet. Correction: I initially echoed Florida-Cracker in saying that Republican applications were beign tossed out. That seems to be her interpretation of the events; it is not actually stated in her articles. Since I don't have evidence for that specific claim, I've edited to omit it. Thanks to Dave Pasquino for keeping me honest. Although I'm really getting sick of these "partisan political operatives" conducting an unfair "jihad" against me. posted by Ace at 02:24 PM Comments Ace - Neither of Cracker's links contain references to ACORN tossing Republican registrations. Both links talk about ACORN being potentially criminal in its incompetence and potentially causing many many voters who thought they registered to be turned away at the polling place. But the only reference to throwing away any registrations is Cracker's own comment that Republican registrations are being tossed. Am I missing something? Posted by: Dave Pasquino on October 5, 2004 02:41 PM Last day to register in most states was yesterday. Posted by: Rusty Shackleford on October 5, 2004 02:46 PM Fortunately I was able to register via the "Orange County Democrats" - who had a booth set up down @ Huntington Beach one fine day a few months ago. I got quite possibly the nastiest look ever when I checked "republican" - however I did receive confirmation (via mail) that I am registered. Not that W is going to take CA anyway... :( Posted by: fat kid on October 5, 2004 03:03 PM Dave, You seem to be right. I have corrected and credited you. Posted by: ace on October 5, 2004 03:10 PM The Dems are scraping under every rock for voters this election, and I can't watch a 30 minute program on MTV without seeing an ad for voter registration with thinly veiled hints as to who I should vote for. Even have a client who is harassing all his vendors to vote Kedwards and to take somebody with them to the polls (oh and he works for the federal government). I've seen local elections come down to campaigns giving free drinks for "I voted" stickers, no reason the dems won't resort to any tactic they can. Drug addicts, illegal immigrants and dead people don't show up in polls, so we gotta bring out as many real voters on our side as possible. Posted by: Paul B. on October 5, 2004 04:02 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines Four hours of retro Halloween commercials and specials The first short is the original 1996 appearance of "Sam," the dangerous undead trick-or-treater from Trick r' Treat. ICYMI: Australian journalist actually presses Kamala Harris when she repeatedly dodges questions about Biden's mental fitness Kamala admits she didn't have the stamina to run for president, while continuing to insist he had the mental capacity to serve as president. He was too frail to run but perfectly strong enough to govern. Yeah sure whatever lying whore. We're setting our clocks back on late Saturday night/early Sunday morning at 2am. We'll get an extra hour of sleep, but we'll lose an hour of late-day light (in exchange for more light in the early morning. Also, on Wednesday, we'll see the "Beaver Super-Moon." Which sounds hot. Podcast: Historian and Pundit Robert Spencer joins us for a wide-ranging discussion about the Islamists in our midst: Mamdani in NYC, all across Europe, and others. Full Episode: The Hardy Boys (and Nancy Drew) Meet Dracula I don't remember this show, except for remembering that Nancy Drew was hot and the opening credits were foreboding and exicting According to Grok, Latrine John-Pissoir has never failed to mention she is "black" (or "queer") during her book interviews She may not know what the hell her book is about, but she definitely knows that "every day I wake up black and queer." Join the club, sister! Schmoll: 53% of New Jersey likely voters say their neighbors are voting for Ciattarelli, while 47% say the cheater/grifter Mikie Sherrill The "who do you think your neighbors are voting for" question is designed to avoid the Shy Tory problem, wherein conservative people lie to schmollsters because they don't want to go on record with a likely left-winger telling them who they're really voting for. So instead the question is who do you think your neighbors are voting for, so people can talk about who they themselves support without actually having to admit it to a left-wing rando stranger recording their answers on the phone. Hackers take over University of Penn website, calling the school a "dogshit elitist institution full of woke retards" and threatening to release its admissions files to prove illegal racial discrimination No lies detected so far Live Now: Dana Loesch is interrogating Heritage President Kevin Roberts on his insistence that the gay Nazi Nick Fuentes is an absolutely essential "conservative" voice whose ideas we must take seriously and who we must absolutely not exclude based on his Naziism TJM Complains about Wreck-It Ralph The very topical premiere of TJM's YouTube Channel. Interesting football history: How the forward pass was created in response to the nineteen -- 19! -- people killed playing football in 1905 alone The original rules of football did not allow forward passes. The ball was primarily advanced by running, with blockers forming lines with interlocked arms and just smashing into the similarly-interlocked defensive lines. It was basically Greek hoplite spear formations but with a semi-spherical ball. As calls to ban the sport entirely grew, some looked for ways to de-emphasize mass charges as the primary means of advancing the ball, and some specifically championed allowing a passer to throw the ball forward. 1977 ABC Afterschool Special: "The Pinballs," starring Kristy McNichol Garrett told me this film changed his life. Sydney Sweeney unleashes the silver orbs Thanks to @PatriarchTree (Formerly) Great Britain 2025 [CBD] Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions. -- G.K. Chesterton [CBD] Latrine John-Pissoir can't explain her book -- an Inside Look at a Broken White House, but she says she means the Trump White House, which she had no inside look at -- even to friendly leftwing media interviewers Speaking as a black woman and black LGBT woman and black immigrant... Bonus points all day on Tuesday to anyone who begins all of his or her posts with "Speaking as a black LGBT woman..." Atari to release former competitor Intellivision with 45 games for $149 I always thought Intellivision was kinda lame (to the extent a cutting edge videogame box can be lame). Intellivision insists upon itself. Pitfall was a really good game. I don't know if it was available on Intellivision. Update: It was. But I don't know if it's included in the new unit. Terrorist-aligned AP: "Reporter describes shock at witnessing East Wing's demolition" White House press corps: "SO TRUMP CAN DEMOLISH ANYTHING HE WANTS TO?!?!" Yes. Thank you for acknowledging that. The Democrats are so attached to the East Wing and such pro-American history buffs that they... used a photo of Buckingham Palace and claimed it was the East Wing of the White House Zohran Mamdani: When you think about it, weren't Muslims like my aunt the Real Victims of 9/11? Recent Comments Itinerant Alley Butcher: "SCOTUS really needs to issue a proclamation that S ..." Hadrian the Seventh : " Whispering campaign. We haven't had one in ages. ..." Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd: "Thats what happened at my old house. Started with ..." Crusader: "Thats when I realized there were no more kids in t ..." GF: "1st ..." Romeo13: "145 Tap that Congressional sexual harassment fund. ..." Orson: "I have a pretty cool set-up this year for trick or ..." Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd.: "A congresscrittwr a real job? Ummm yeah... Durin ..." JackStraw: ">>Enough about Mom, the kids are probably cute too ..." Mister Scott (Formerly GWS): "Two judges say Trump must not suspend SNAP payment ..." It's me donna: "45 Tap that Congressional sexual harassment fund. ..." Romeo13: "123 What was the motive for this withdrawal? Po ..." Bloggers in Arms RI Red's Blog! 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