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Top Ten John Edwards Debate-Prep Secrets10. To appear less like a callow ambulance-chaser and more like a man of action, he's lightened his hair and wearing a white tunic to look more like Mark Hamill in Star Wars 9. He'll also note that we could have spent that $87 billion to "go to Tashya Station" to buy some wicked "power converters" 8. James Carville is making sure he gets at least 8 hours of sleep every night; new rule: no spooky stories after 9pm (they keep him up all night!) 7. He's been studying his briefing book like a madman, because Bob Shrum says that if he wins the debate, Shrum will buy him a pony 6. He plans on naming the pony either "Princess Prettyprance" or "Dumpling" 5 Under absolutely no circumstances will he fall for any of Dick Cheney's wily rhetorical tricks, like the old "Douchebag says 'what'?" 4. Old John Edwards Mood-Enhancer: Diet Coke 3. In order to boost his "gravitas," he's radically cut down on the number of mentions he makes of Trading Spaces and Extreme Make-Over: Home Edition; he's learned to avoid saying things like "I think matching pillows could really bring Fallujah together" or "What Baghdad really needs now is a 'pop' of color in Sadr City" 2. IN: American flag pin on lapel ... and the Number One John Edwards Debate-Prep Secret... 1. Has memorized an extensive list of economic talking-points by making up a mnemonic song to the tune of Clay Aiken's If I Was Invisible Update:
I don't know quite how to answer that, John. posted by Ace at 02:52 PM
Commentshehehehe Princess Prettyprance hahaha Posted by: Jennifer on October 5, 2004 03:13 PM
Did Barry Manilow help him with lyrics? Posted by: Ari on October 5, 2004 03:28 PM
Someone should ask Edwards if he can do that without showing his teeth... Posted by: Philip McKreviss on October 5, 2004 04:07 PM
hey man- i think it was Bob Woodruff-not Judy Woodruff. I also think Bob said something like"yes you do seem soft, at least compared to Cheney". It was the most honest thing ive heard a reporter say in a while. Rush actually played this part of the interview on his show. does anybody have a transcript? Posted by: atomic_amish on October 5, 2004 05:37 PM
Hell, he seems soft compared to my 7 year old daughter, let alone Cheney. Posted by: michael dennis on October 5, 2004 06:59 PM
According to Jimmy Carter's latest novel, no... he was not soft. Posted by: Chrees on October 5, 2004 07:38 PM
Maybe he should share his ritalin with Kerry. Posted by: Jane on October 5, 2004 07:47 PM
what is the circle pin on edwards lapel? my pre-teen asked if it meant Edwards supported cherrios. Posted by: len on October 6, 2004 12:40 PM
Edwards appears to be pointing at both of his soft spots. Posted by: Tongue Boy on October 6, 2004 02:04 PM
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FDA is providing an update regarding the sample of lettuce supplied by Taylor Farms de Mexico which was reported positive on July 18, 2026. Due to the complexity in detection of Cyclospora, FDA laboratory experts re-reviewed the sample results and have concluded that the finding does not represent true amplification and should be considered a false positive. Information about the sample has been removed from the July 18, 2026, update below. FDA has notified Taylor Farms and continues working with the firm to ensure product implicated in this outbreak has been removed from the market. FDA and state partners continue to collect and analyze product samples. As of July 19, 2026, there are no confirmed positive sample results for product testing for Cyclospora.[CBD]
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