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Who Wrote It?I had thought that this blog couldn't possibly get any sexier today. I was wrong: "He was overwhelmed with a feeling of tenderness, and was also aroused sexually, which his tight trousers made obvious to both of them." Click to see Ace of Spades HQ's mystery soft-core pornographer of the day. Update: Now this is just downright hot. An Open Letter to Josh Marshall: Dear Joshua, I am overwhelmed with a feeling of tenderness, and I am also aroused sexually, which my tight trousers must certainly make obvious to both of us. Give me a ringy-dingy. Sincerely, Ace of Spades posted by Ace at 05:01 PM
CommentsHe "was aroused sexually..." Was Carter the president when Akroyd and Martin did their Czechoslovakian Brothers skit on SNL? Or was that Ford? Posted by: lauraw on October 4, 2004 05:26 PM
Remember Carter's infamous Playboy interview when he said that he lusted in his heart - I guess the last has drifter south. Does Viagara have a new spokesman? Posted by: donald hamilton on October 4, 2004 06:14 PM
I hope this gets as much play as the Gingrich "pouting sex kitten" novel. Posted by: Golden Boy on October 4, 2004 06:23 PM
If you read this with his voice in mind it is the stuff of night terrors. "I was ovahwelmed with a feelin of tendahness, and was also aroused sektially, which his tEYEght trowsahs made obvious to both of them." Seared, i tell you, Seared, in my mind! Posted by: Jennifer on October 4, 2004 06:23 PM
Before I opened the link I guessed Antonin Scalia. Nuts. Errr, no maybe.... Salami! Rats! I mean Baloney about what was in Jimmuh's tight-fitting jeans. No, a Balogna stick is too much credit!! OK, OK...."Goober Horsefeathers!!!" Posted by: Cedarford on October 4, 2004 06:24 PM
Jimmy Carter's fiction will have to go a long way to beat Bill Clinton's fact: "I was so exhausted I fell asleep while the stripper was dancing and the goat head was looking up at me." Page, 197. "My Life" Posted by: H.D. Miller on October 4, 2004 06:58 PM
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An invisible man with a missing body (I assume the real person is *behind* the costume; A kid in the same kind of costume, put together by his mom; another invisible man; and another great Invisible Man costume, my favorite.
Email confirmed as once used by the Muskily Heterosexual James Talarico found in leak of emails of Fling.com sex dating site:
An email address that James Talarico's attorneys confirmed belonged to and was at one time used by the Texas Democratic U.S. Senate candidate appears in a database search result associated with the adult dating website Fling.com's 2011 data breach. A Fling.com account was created with Talarico's email address just before Talarico began teaching sixth graders. "Well I can't believe the trans-child-obsessed Confirmed Bachelor James Talarico is into group fetish shit," said noted void phantom Doctor Nullity, The Man Who Never Existed I'm not the guy who noted this, I saw it on X (Razib Khan maybe), but The Bulwark could be "audience capture". It might have started as the Frum / 90s-Kristol / NRO classic Eisenhower Republicanism. But nobody was reading the Bulwark except leftists.
Some researchers think the enigmatic and unreadable cipher of the Voynich Manuscript has resisted decipherment because the pages were bound in the wrong order, and putting them in the right order might allow them to finally break the code
But as of now: No Joy It occurs to me that a key step in breaking the Zodiac 340 cipher was putting the three parts of it in the correct order.
Flashback: "trans man" Lawyer freaks out after a judge denies "his" motion. He's ultimately arrested. "He" makes so much drama he was just recruited to develop a new CW show.
I'm just wondering if this flighty high-calorie pyrsyn is also in the news today for other reasons.... Update: No, it's not. Zee/Zem says they's name is like "Rob Hopkins" or something. Story here, courtesy of The Blade
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It's about time they took on an important case! [CBD] We call on France to exercise restraint when dispersing the freedom fighters on the streets of Paris. These brave warriors for justice must receive immediate humanitarian aid, and their safety must be guaranteed in accordance with international law. Failure to comply will leave us no choice but to bring a case before the ICJ, in close cooperation with that renowned champion of human rights, Afghanistan.-- Israel War Room [CBD]
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