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Who Wrote It?I had thought that this blog couldn't possibly get any sexier today. I was wrong: "He was overwhelmed with a feeling of tenderness, and was also aroused sexually, which his tight trousers made obvious to both of them." Click to see Ace of Spades HQ's mystery soft-core pornographer of the day. Update: Now this is just downright hot. An Open Letter to Josh Marshall: Dear Joshua, I am overwhelmed with a feeling of tenderness, and I am also aroused sexually, which my tight trousers must certainly make obvious to both of us. Give me a ringy-dingy. Sincerely, Ace of Spades posted by Ace at 05:01 PM
CommentsHe "was aroused sexually..." Was Carter the president when Akroyd and Martin did their Czechoslovakian Brothers skit on SNL? Or was that Ford? Posted by: lauraw on October 4, 2004 05:26 PM
Remember Carter's infamous Playboy interview when he said that he lusted in his heart - I guess the last has drifter south. Does Viagara have a new spokesman? Posted by: donald hamilton on October 4, 2004 06:14 PM
I hope this gets as much play as the Gingrich "pouting sex kitten" novel. Posted by: Golden Boy on October 4, 2004 06:23 PM
If you read this with his voice in mind it is the stuff of night terrors. "I was ovahwelmed with a feelin of tendahness, and was also aroused sektially, which his tEYEght trowsahs made obvious to both of them." Seared, i tell you, Seared, in my mind! Posted by: Jennifer on October 4, 2004 06:23 PM
Before I opened the link I guessed Antonin Scalia. Nuts. Errr, no maybe.... Salami! Rats! I mean Baloney about what was in Jimmuh's tight-fitting jeans. No, a Balogna stick is too much credit!! OK, OK...."Goober Horsefeathers!!!" Posted by: Cedarford on October 4, 2004 06:24 PM
Jimmy Carter's fiction will have to go a long way to beat Bill Clinton's fact: "I was so exhausted I fell asleep while the stripper was dancing and the goat head was looking up at me." Page, 197. "My Life" Posted by: H.D. Miller on October 4, 2004 06:58 PM
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Yacht or Nyacht?
With a combined score of 49.5 on Yacht or Nyacht, I'd say this one is a "Nyacht." No Hoe Snow snap. Not bouncy. Pretty dreary. No smooth groove. You won't be able to snort cocaine out of the cleavage of a "Naval Mabel" or "Poopdeck Patty." Or even if you do, it will be half-hearted at best.
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Joe Biden, nominal president of the United States, sat down with the ladies of The View for an interview on Wednesday. "It's like having one of the Beatles at the table," co-host Sarah Haines said as the audience roared and her colleagues cackled. I guess that's true if you're talking about the Beatles. But individual members of the Beatles did some decent stuff in the 80s. Kyrsten Sinema
Classics of Yacht Rock Mystery Click
Oh but it's all right Once you get past the pain You'll learn to find your love again So keep your heart open This is a fantastic (casual) driving song, when you're actually driving a little below the speed limit because you don't really have anywhere to be. Going forward, if we have any arguments about what is or what is not Yacht Rock, we can just consult the Yacht or Nyacht? website, which has ranked hundreds of songs according to their Yacht Quotient (YQ). I can see this website stopping arguments, fistfights, and formal duels.
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Forgotten 70s Mystery Click: Pop Princess Edition
'Cause it gets me nowhere to tell you no/ And it gets me nowhere to make you go From the same album
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The Lost Classics of Yacht Rock
You know you can't fool me I've been loving you too long It started so easy You want to carry on I'm not sure this is even Yacht Rock. This might just be very soft rock. I can't see myself sniffing cocaine from a Boat Hoe's cleavage to this song, which is the primary criterion of Yacht Rock. But I think this song more crosses from the shallows of soft rock to the cresting majesty of Yacht Rock. This is definitely bouncy enough for Hoe Snow. Very smooth, a little folky, a little jazzy. It's got that Hoe Snow snap.
From Andycanuck: Hezballah members reporting for work today, a little bit skittish about entering the code on an electronic keypad lock
I don't know if this is real. It's certainly accurate -- no one in Hezballah is happy to be handling any kind of electronic device today.
FAA fines SpaceX $633K for acting without its permission "These fines therefore are simply because FAA management has hurt feelings because SpaceX wouldn't wait for it to twiddle its thumbs for a few more weeks. The fines also suggest that FAA management is either being pressured to hinder SpaceX's commercial operations by higher ups in the White House, or that management itself is trying to exert more power over the company, for apparently very petty reasons." [CBD]
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