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October 04, 2004

Who Wrote It?

I had thought that this blog couldn't possibly get any sexier today.

I was wrong:

"He was overwhelmed with a feeling of tenderness, and was also aroused sexually, which his tight trousers made obvious to both of them."

Click to see Ace of Spades HQ's mystery soft-core pornographer of the day.

Update: Now this is just downright hot.

An Open Letter to Josh Marshall:

Dear Joshua,

I am overwhelmed with a feeling of tenderness, and I am also aroused sexually, which my tight trousers must certainly make obvious to both of us.

Give me a ringy-dingy.

Sincerely,

Ace of Spades

posted by Ace at 05:01 PM

Comments

He "was aroused sexually..."
Oh man that is SO HOT. I can just picture it. You know, cause the pants they are so tight.

Was Carter the president when Akroyd and Martin did their Czechoslovakian Brothers skit on SNL? Or was that Ford?

Posted by: lauraw on October 4, 2004 05:26 PM

Remember Carter's infamous Playboy interview when he said that he lusted in his heart - I guess the last has drifter south. Does Viagara have a new spokesman?

Posted by: donald hamilton on October 4, 2004 06:14 PM

I hope this gets as much play as the Gingrich "pouting sex kitten" novel.

Posted by: Golden Boy on October 4, 2004 06:23 PM

If you read this with his voice in mind it is the stuff of night terrors.

"I was ovahwelmed with a feelin of tendahness, and was also aroused sektially, which his tEYEght trowsahs made obvious to both of them."

Seared, i tell you, Seared, in my mind!

Posted by: Jennifer on October 4, 2004 06:23 PM

Before I opened the link I guessed Antonin Scalia.

Nuts.

Errr, no maybe.... Salami!

Rats! I mean Baloney about what was in Jimmuh's tight-fitting jeans.

No, a Balogna stick is too much credit!!

OK, OK...."Goober Horsefeathers!!!"

Posted by: Cedarford on October 4, 2004 06:24 PM

Jimmy Carter's fiction will have to go a long way to beat Bill Clinton's fact:

"I was so exhausted I fell asleep while the stripper was dancing and the goat head was looking up at me." Page, 197. "My Life"

Posted by: H.D. Miller on October 4, 2004 06:58 PM

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An Open Letter to Josh Marshall: Dear Joshua, I am overwhelmed with a feeling of tenderness, and I am also aroused sexually, which my tight trousers must certainly make obvious to both of us. Give me a ringy-dingy. Sincerely, Ace of Spades posted by Ace at 05:01 PM Comments He "was aroused sexually..." Oh man that is SO HOT. I can just picture it. You know, cause the pants they are so tight. Was Carter the president when Akroyd and Martin did their Czechoslovakian Brothers skit on SNL? Or was that Ford? Posted by: lauraw on October 4, 2004 05:26 PM Remember Carter's infamous Playboy interview when he said that he lusted in his heart - I guess the last has drifter south. Does Viagara have a new spokesman? Posted by: donald hamilton on October 4, 2004 06:14 PM I hope this gets as much play as the Gingrich "pouting sex kitten" novel. Posted by: Golden Boy on October 4, 2004 06:23 PM If you read this with his voice in mind it is the stuff of night terrors. "I was ovahwelmed with a feelin of tendahness, and was also aroused sektially, which his tEYEght trowsahs made obvious to both of them." Seared, i tell you, Seared, in my mind! Posted by: Jennifer on October 4, 2004 06:23 PM Before I opened the link I guessed Antonin Scalia. Nuts. Errr, no maybe.... Salami! Rats! I mean Baloney about what was in Jimmuh's tight-fitting jeans. No, a Balogna stick is too much credit!! OK, OK...."Goober Horsefeathers!!!" Posted by: Cedarford on October 4, 2004 06:24 PM Jimmy Carter's fiction will have to go a long way to beat Bill Clinton's fact: "I was so exhausted I fell asleep while the stripper was dancing and the goat head was looking up at me." Page, 197. "My Life" Posted by: H.D. 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