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October 03, 2004
Thanks, HokeWell, looks like Hoke Malokey has stepped out of the Big Boy Chair and turned the blog back over to my sole control. I'd like to thank him for stepping in on such short notice to post fun new content here. He also seemed to have created some controversy with his "Why Bush Will Lose" post, which is fine with me too. When you want to attract attention, start a fight, as the man says. At any rate, thanks so much, Hoke. I hope you enjoyed it. It's a bit hard to blog on the weekend, what with personal obligations and all. Much easier to cheat an employer out of paid-time during the week. posted by Ace at 04:54 PM
CommentsHey! I never got my trackback before he left! You runnin' some sorta racist scam against white negroconservatives, Ace? I WANT MY SMOKED HAM! Posted by: The Black Republican on October 3, 2004 07:24 PM
Ace, You are MUCH better than that loser Hoke, LMAO. Posted by: Midaz on October 3, 2004 07:47 PM
"Hey! I never got my trackback before he left! ... LOL ... let's Freep the AoS HQ with a bunch of signs. No Hoke flip-flops! Btw, TBR, nice blog! Posted by: Patrick on October 3, 2004 09:39 PM
Wow...I am so glad you are back in the chair, Ace...that Hoke guy was so out of his league. You ROCK, MAN. He didn't say anything about me before he left, did he? Posted by: lauraw on October 4, 2004 09:39 PM
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Whoops, I meant she bravely attacks Sydney Sweeney for "bending the knee." (Sweeney put out a very empty PR statement saying "I'm against hate." Whoop-de-doo.) Megyn Kelly claims she doesn't want to call people out on the right when asked about Candace Owens but then has no compunctions at all about calling people out on the right. As long as they're not Candace Owens. Strangely, she seems blind and deaf to anything Candace Owens says. That's why this woman calls her "Megyn Keller." She's now asking her pay-pigs in Pakistan how they think she should address the Candace Owens situation, and if they think this is really all about Israel and the Jews.
The World Must Stop Ignoring What Iranians Already Know: The Regime Is on the Brink
Isn't it pretty to think so? [CBD]
I have happily forgotten what Milo Yiannopoulos sounds like, but I still enjoyed this impression from from Ami Kozak.
More revelations about the least-sexy broken relationship in media history
I'd wanted to review Parts 2, 3, and 4 of Ryan Lizza's revenge posts about Olivia Nuzzi, but they're all paywalled. I thought about briefly subscribing to get at them, but then I read this in Part 2: Remember the bamboo from Part 1? Do I ever! It's all I remember! Well, bamboo is actually a type of grass, and underground, it's all connected in a sprawling network, just like the parts of this story I never wanted to tell. I wish I hadn't been put in this position, that I didn't have to write about any of this, that I didn't have to subject myself or my loved ones to embarrassment and further loss of privacy. We're back to the fucking bamboo. Guys, I don't think I can pay for bamboo ruminations. I think he added that because he was embarrassed about all the bamboo imagery from Part 1. He's justifying his twin obsessions: His ex, and bamboo. Which is not a tree but a kind of grass, he'll have you know.
Olivia Nuzzi's crappy Sex and the City fanfic book isn't selling, says CNN (and CNN seems pretty pleased about that)
On Tuesday, the book arrived in stores. At lunchtime, in the Midtown Manhattan nexus of media and publishing, interest in Nuzzi's story seemed more muted. The Barnes and Noble on Fifth Avenue had seven copies tucked into a "New & Notable" rack next to the escalator, below Malala Yousafzai's "Finding My Way." Not many had sold so far, a store employee said. She trashes Ryan Lizza for his "Revenge Porn" here. Emily Jashinsky says that when the Bulwark's gay grifter Tim Miller asked why she didn't report on the (alleged) use of ketamine by RFKJr., she broke down in tears and asked to end the interview.
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Aktion T4, now with Poutine! [CBD]
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This is how it is done. [CBD]
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Gee I wonder why Walz allowed Somali pirates to steal 1 billion in American dollars... could it possibly be that criminal illegal aliens are voting in elections and the Democrats know it and play to that illegal constituency?
Incumbent Senator John Cornyn (RINO - TX) betrayed his party and his country by voting in favor Biden's Afghan resettlement bill in 2021. Cornyn voted to bring in the Afghan who shot two National Guard soldiers on US soil. A vote for Cornyn is an endorsement of importing unvetted, radicalized murderers. [Buck]
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This may be the last we hear of Big Fani and Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.
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We're increasingly loose with the word "transgender" aren't we?
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It's about time! [CBD]
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