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October 03, 2004
Thanks, HokeWell, looks like Hoke Malokey has stepped out of the Big Boy Chair and turned the blog back over to my sole control. I'd like to thank him for stepping in on such short notice to post fun new content here. He also seemed to have created some controversy with his "Why Bush Will Lose" post, which is fine with me too. When you want to attract attention, start a fight, as the man says. At any rate, thanks so much, Hoke. I hope you enjoyed it. It's a bit hard to blog on the weekend, what with personal obligations and all. Much easier to cheat an employer out of paid-time during the week. posted by Ace at 04:54 PM
CommentsHey! I never got my trackback before he left! You runnin' some sorta racist scam against white negroconservatives, Ace? I WANT MY SMOKED HAM! Posted by: The Black Republican on October 3, 2004 07:24 PM
Ace, You are MUCH better than that loser Hoke, LMAO. Posted by: Midaz on October 3, 2004 07:47 PM
"Hey! I never got my trackback before he left! ... LOL ... let's Freep the AoS HQ with a bunch of signs. No Hoke flip-flops! Btw, TBR, nice blog! Posted by: Patrick on October 3, 2004 09:39 PM
Wow...I am so glad you are back in the chair, Ace...that Hoke guy was so out of his league. You ROCK, MAN. He didn't say anything about me before he left, did he? Posted by: lauraw on October 4, 2004 09:39 PM
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