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September 30, 2004
Oliver Willis, Internet DetectiveGeorge Soros really gets his money's worth with this find. Willis discovers that either George Bush is a criminal polygamist married to two different women, or else that there's another George Bush in the large state of Texas. The George W. Bush and Sue Bush couple seem to have a phone number listed on Google, and seem to live in El Paso, rather than Washington DC or Crawford, but Oliver still finds it "curious." He will get to the bottom of this nefariousness. I can guarantee you that. Hat tip to Nick Kronos, posting at The Perfect World. posted by Ace at 08:15 PM
CommentsThe commenters over at Odub's are getting positively DU-like. I smell depseration over there. It smells like McFish-laden feces. Posted by: Brian B on September 30, 2004 08:26 PM
What a tool... Posted by: IgwanaRob on September 30, 2004 08:28 PM
BWAH-HA-HA-HA!!! Posted by: zetetic on September 30, 2004 08:44 PM
What a fat, burger-swilling clown. Posted by: Soros is my lover on September 30, 2004 08:52 PM
Go easy on Ollie. We need Soros to keep on funding dumb lefoids. There must be some smart leftoid out there somewhere. If so we do not want him/her/it to surface. Just leave things in Ollies capable hands. How about: "Oh my God. Bush has two wives. Oh I hope the dems do not spend their money and resources to look too closely at this. It could be big trouble for Bush. Oh, please don' throw Bush in de ..." Posted by: Fred Z on September 30, 2004 09:10 PM
Soros funds MediaMatters.org. What leads you to think that he has anything to do with Oliver's personal website? Posted by: on September 30, 2004 09:42 PM
I'm sure I could find a white "Oliver Willis" on the internet, therefore proving that O-Dub is really white. Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on September 30, 2004 09:55 PM
Dude, "My point is this: *Lots* of people share the same name." The reply? "But do they share the same birthdate? That, my friend, is the question." See, it's the questions man. It's all about the questions!! Posted by: Rusty Shackleford on September 30, 2004 10:50 PM
"Fifty bucks a month, and all the lard-fried Twinkies you can handle! Whaddya say, son...?" Posted by: Kent on September 30, 2004 11:30 PM
Dear God, that has got to be the stupidest thing I have ever read. What does Soros pay for, if he does pay for Willis' idiocy? Whoa, someone named George Bush is married to someone named Sue? Wow, I care about this. Posted by: Dianna on October 1, 2004 12:03 AM
Good Lord, this is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen. As some one said, you can smell the desperation. The blogging left is so, so very hungry to get themselves a gen-u-wine scoop (just like the one that brought down Rather) that Oliver here is twisting himeself in knots over the most ridiculous, idiotic things. Posted by: H.D. Miller on October 1, 2004 12:34 AM
You've got, got to hope that fat fuck is joking here. Because if not, he needs an intervention, stat ("put DOWN the chalupa!"). I mean, if this was 1951 and Oliver 'Like Krispy Kreme to Atkins' Willis had found fourteen guys by the name of Dwight D Eisenhower living in Abilene, all married to different gals, maybe the pinguid oaf would have had a point. But as it is, he's just a sad, sad, nacho-cheese-covered dickhead. Posted by: David Gillies on October 1, 2004 02:57 AM
You have got to be kidding me. Posted by: Jordan on October 1, 2004 03:19 AM
I think the word 'pathetic' is adequate here. I'm surprised someone can be so stupid as to think there is there there and still be able to tie his shoes. Posted by: addison on October 1, 2004 07:23 AM
Dude, Do I have to? Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on October 1, 2004 08:08 AM
Let me guess, he has a TV remote and the ability to breed as well? Posted by: Dick on October 1, 2004 09:16 AM
Fortunately, Dick, there is a very real gap between "ability to breed" as in technically possible in some abstract, hypothetical situation and "ability to breed" in a sociological sense. Posted by: Sobek on October 1, 2004 09:54 AM
My god that fat rotting whale carcass is such a waste of space. Why does he even bother writing such meaningless prattle for all the world to see. Someone once said you can either let people think you are an ignorant fool, or open your mouth and remove all doubt. Well the fat sack of whale shit McWilliss can obviously be counted on to open open that fat quivering pie hole of his again and again. God I wish he and Mizz Moore would get together in a duel of fatness and just devour each other. Posted by: Marty on October 1, 2004 10:40 AM
I have to agree with Marty. Posted by: Jane on October 1, 2004 10:59 AM
More proof (as if any were needed) that the Donks are in the midst of a collective nervous breakdown due to Bush's impending reelection. Posted by: zetetic on October 1, 2004 11:02 AM
What is also curious is Mr. Willis' arithmetic skills. The 1970 Bush was 23 in December 1970. The 1977 Bush was 31 in NOVEMBER 1977. Does he explain how someone can age 8 years between 1970 and 1977? Posted by: Simon Oliver Lockwood on October 1, 2004 11:54 AM
Does he explain how someone can age 8 years between 1970 and 1977? Soros investment-fund Algor-ythms? Progressive mathmatical equivalency? Posted by: MORSteve on October 1, 2004 01:40 PM
"Soros funds MediaMatters.org. What leads you to think that he has anything to do with Oliver's personal website?" Other than that, thanks to Soros, Moby Smirk doesn't need to get a real job that might cut into his blogging time? Posted by: Angus Jung on October 1, 2004 02:06 PM
Question: Does he explain how someone can age 8 years between 1970 and 1977? The Left's Online Equivalent To William Frawley Responds: "The answer to that question, obviously, is that HALIBURTON HALIBURTON CHIMP CHIMP CHIMP NAZI NAZI. "Oliver want pie, now. Give Oliver pie, so that him have both new best friend and lover at same time. Pie. Piepiepiepiepie. Ham." Posted by: Kent on October 1, 2004 02:46 PM
OLIVER WILLIS: "Like Cellulite To Nancy Drew." :) Posted by: Kent on October 1, 2004 02:51 PM
Olliver Willis: Like VELCRO to Stupid. Sobek, I think you mean the ability to breed vs the opportunity to breed. Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on October 1, 2004 03:50 PM
My Lord. This is so damned stupid. Yeah, Ollie, I'd run with this story. Because all these years, investigative reporters trying to find dirt on Bush never noticed he's a bigamist. I bet CBS has someone in Texas right now fabricating a marriage license. Excellent work. For crying out loud. Posted by: meep on October 1, 2004 04:45 PM
I think we need to get our hands on the original marriage licenses just to make sure there wasn't a typo. You know those Bushes are sooooo sneaky. Posted by: maggie katzen on October 1, 2004 10:45 PM
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It's a long day today, so I'm going to go out for some exercise between 4:30 and six. I'll have a post in draft to cover the time, but if something big happens during this time -- cobs, please post it.
It won't be until 6pm when we start getting vote counts and early exit polls (not that the latter count for anything -- they're always way off). So I figure I can sneak out before then.
Pornographer two decades past her sell-by date honored by witches, for some reason
I'll tell you one thing: Leftwing omen will have standing to complain about men and their video games the minute they give up their childish, deranged "witchcraft" obsession. Videogames are a sign of immaturity? Okay, that could be true. But tell me, would you agree it's also immature to get together with some 50-year-old tweenagers and pretend to "cast spells" on Reddit threads?
ShoeOnHead ponder the Democrat-Media Industry's confusion about why the men they despise and degrade don't want to vote for them or watch them
Twitter claim: Hot Air's Jazz Shaw has passed at the young age of 65
Requiescat in pace (if true)
Texas poll from GOP-aligned Cygnal: Trump +8, Cruz +4
The Democrats have successfully predicted 12 of their last zero statewide/federal wins in Texas BREAKING: Bill Clinton heads to New Hampshire on Friday to campaign for Kamala Harris I feel like this is a trick question
Here's the Tapper Files as a collected thread. No twitter needed.
Thanks to andycanuck. I didn't realize this was hard for people to read. BTW, it's stuff I already told you on the blog.
Kamala tosses another salad, again unable to answer why she hasn't been able to execute her (secret) plans to fix the country while in office
She can say "i'm not the president" all she likes -- she hasn't even offered any proposals. Remember the alleged dullard Dan Quayle? He was always issuing proposals. True, a lot of these came from Bill Kristol, his advisor, who then allowed people to credit him with these proposals (permitting the "Quayle's Brain" nickname), but he was pumping out ideas and initiatives. And what has Kamala done? She can't even announce her proposals when she's running for president. She still has plans to have plans and intentions to find some intentions.
Trump arrives in Allentown PA for a rally.
The Nazi-Democrat Party mayor of Allentown attempted to block the rally
Kamala: "We must acknowledge we are a nation of immigrants, and I will work with congress to pass 'immigration reform,' including an 'earned path to citizenship'"
Her ugly, weird San Francisco/Canadian accent is killing me, it's pure catshit
Kamala at the site of the KKK Rally: "I will have a to-do list on day one" (but not right now, my dog ate my homework and I'm waiting for him to pass it)
She plans to have a plan and she intends to have some intentions
Incredible ad from MAHA (Make America Healthy Again): Kamala Harris, an authoritarian lightweight bubble-brain, openly brags about being able to throw people in jail "with the stroke of a pen" and making sure they cannot ever again get gainful employment or be accepted in society, as she brags about prosecuting parents for their children's truancy
Oh, and her objection to truancy isn't that these children aren't learning -- the kids who go to school in the left's government failure factories also aren't learning. No, her objection is that because these kids are not on the government's lists, the state is losing $1.4 billion in federal funds per year. Thanks to Jay in PA Also, back when everyone knew she was a horrible person but running for President, the Huffington Post even wrote a long story on her truancy nuttiness. Jonathan Capehart you say? Well who am I to dispute the claims of such an august Real Journalist?
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