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September 28, 2004
Man Sought for Questioning In Connection With Threats on President's Life "Located"I just called the Secret Service to get additional information about Lawrence Ward: U.S. law enforcement officials have been unable to locate an upstate New York man wanted for questioning regarding threats to President Bush. It turns out he's now been "located," in the Agent's words. He wouldn't say where or when. Or by who, but I didn't think to ask him that. You know, these guys are really suspicious. I could feel everyone I talked to sizing me up as some sort of would-be accomplice trying to find out what the Secret Service knows. And I have to say, when you're on the phone with the Secret Service, you get kinda nervous. This guy asked me "And you want to know about this for what purpose exactly?" in that cop-like manner and I swear I almost yelled "Five-oh, five-oh!" and ducked out the fire escape. At any rate, it looks like the Be On the Look Out can be safely cancelled. Update: It looks like the Washinton Times, and I, were both behind this story. Ward has already been interviewed by the Secret Service-- as of last week. I found this article in a forum linking to this site. I don't know its original provenance, as no link was provided. Bainbridge Man Denies Threatening Bush Sorry for the "Exclusive" stuff. I don't know what the story is now. The Washington Times just reported he's "disappeared" but this article from a day earlier seems to indicate everyone knows where he is. posted by Ace at 04:47 PM
CommentsI thought he went "missing" Maybe he got abducted? Posted by: Tom on September 28, 2004 04:53 PM
Ace: Posted by: Brett on September 28, 2004 05:01 PM
Ace, You called the Secret Service? LOL!! Ace.Patriot.Hammer.Maniac. I admire your enthusiasm if not your stones. As to being a day late and a dollar short, well, I for one enjoyed being part of the action, vis a vis AOSHQ. Posted by: MeTooThen on September 28, 2004 05:40 PM
Guess I shoulda been linking to you more frequently today. Guess I better pull my flapping cheeks in out of the wind. Posted by: Brian B on September 28, 2004 06:34 PM
Well... he couldn't have picked a better state to hide out in (other than Oregon). For some illogical reason, people just don't seem to care if a person has terrorist leanings here on the left coast. Now, really... isn't it odd that he makes a bee-line to Washington state? Grr. Posted by: Ricky V on September 28, 2004 08:20 PM
Geez Ace, and here I jumped on the "Find Ward" bandwagon, all read to round up a posse to track this guy down. Now I know the real truth. ACE LIED!!! Sigh. First Rather, now you. Lotta loose shit, my friend. Cheers, (Just kiddin' ya-- 'tis great news they found him). Posted by: Dave on September 28, 2004 09:21 PM
Ace-- BTW, stop by to see what I think is a great "Separted at Birth" involving John Edwards and John Kerry. http://garfieldridge.blogspot.com/2004/09/separated-at-birth_28.html Cheers, Posted by: Dave on September 28, 2004 09:48 PM
Some kids copped to spraying "dead man" on his wall. I think it was in the Post. I called the SEC once thinking of alerting them to a shoddy bit of business. Big mistake. Five-oh indeed. Posted by: spongeworthy on September 29, 2004 09:10 AM
Really cool blog! What you say makes total sense! Keep up the good work. Posted by: online slot machines on April 15, 2005 06:32 AM
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Well, it's not real. It's total bullshit. Sorry about that. I did two things: 1, I bought into something, a conspiracy theory really, because it was new and exciting. And 2, I allowed a self-declared "expert" to snow me over with his "expert" claims about solving ciphers, an alleged expertise I could not challenge because I know practically nothing about codebreaking. I remember being similarly swindled by self-declared "experts" babbling about "chromatic aberrations." (Although I didn't really buy into that, but I found it "interesting" and I wasn't strongly skeptical about it. Hey they said they're "experts," they must know that they're talking about, right?) I screwed up. It won't be the last time, I'm sure. Recent Comments
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