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September 28, 2004
Man Sought for Questioning In Connection With Threats on President's Life "Located"I just called the Secret Service to get additional information about Lawrence Ward: U.S. law enforcement officials have been unable to locate an upstate New York man wanted for questioning regarding threats to President Bush. It turns out he's now been "located," in the Agent's words. He wouldn't say where or when. Or by who, but I didn't think to ask him that. You know, these guys are really suspicious. I could feel everyone I talked to sizing me up as some sort of would-be accomplice trying to find out what the Secret Service knows. And I have to say, when you're on the phone with the Secret Service, you get kinda nervous. This guy asked me "And you want to know about this for what purpose exactly?" in that cop-like manner and I swear I almost yelled "Five-oh, five-oh!" and ducked out the fire escape. At any rate, it looks like the Be On the Look Out can be safely cancelled. Update: It looks like the Washinton Times, and I, were both behind this story. Ward has already been interviewed by the Secret Service-- as of last week. I found this article in a forum linking to this site. I don't know its original provenance, as no link was provided. Bainbridge Man Denies Threatening Bush Sorry for the "Exclusive" stuff. I don't know what the story is now. The Washington Times just reported he's "disappeared" but this article from a day earlier seems to indicate everyone knows where he is. posted by Ace at 04:47 PM
CommentsI thought he went "missing" Maybe he got abducted? Posted by: Tom on September 28, 2004 04:53 PM
Ace: Posted by: Brett on September 28, 2004 05:01 PM
Ace, You called the Secret Service? LOL!! Ace.Patriot.Hammer.Maniac. I admire your enthusiasm if not your stones. As to being a day late and a dollar short, well, I for one enjoyed being part of the action, vis a vis AOSHQ. Posted by: MeTooThen on September 28, 2004 05:40 PM
Guess I shoulda been linking to you more frequently today. Guess I better pull my flapping cheeks in out of the wind. Posted by: Brian B on September 28, 2004 06:34 PM
Well... he couldn't have picked a better state to hide out in (other than Oregon). For some illogical reason, people just don't seem to care if a person has terrorist leanings here on the left coast. Now, really... isn't it odd that he makes a bee-line to Washington state? Grr. Posted by: Ricky V on September 28, 2004 08:20 PM
Geez Ace, and here I jumped on the "Find Ward" bandwagon, all read to round up a posse to track this guy down. Now I know the real truth. ACE LIED!!! Sigh. First Rather, now you. Lotta loose shit, my friend. Cheers, (Just kiddin' ya-- 'tis great news they found him). Posted by: Dave on September 28, 2004 09:21 PM
Ace-- BTW, stop by to see what I think is a great "Separted at Birth" involving John Edwards and John Kerry. http://garfieldridge.blogspot.com/2004/09/separated-at-birth_28.html Cheers, Posted by: Dave on September 28, 2004 09:48 PM
Some kids copped to spraying "dead man" on his wall. I think it was in the Post. I called the SEC once thinking of alerting them to a shoddy bit of business. Big mistake. Five-oh indeed. Posted by: spongeworthy on September 29, 2004 09:10 AM
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Brown killer takes the coward's way out. Naturally.
Still not identified, for some reason. Per Fox 25 Boston, the killer was a non-citizen permanent legal resident It continues to be strange that the police are so protective of his identity.
Fearful French cancel NYE concert on Champs-Élysées as migrant violence grows
The time is now! France must fight for its culture! [CBD]
Megyn Kelly finally calls out Candace Owens
Whoops, I meant she bravely attacks Sydney Sweeney for "bending the knee." (Sweeney put out a very empty PR statement saying "I'm against hate." Whoop-de-doo.) Megyn Kelly claims she doesn't want to call people out on the right when asked about Candace Owens but then has no compunctions at all about calling people out on the right. As long as they're not Candace Owens. Strangely, she seems blind and deaf to anything Candace Owens says. That's why this woman calls her "Megyn Keller." She's now asking her pay-pigs in Pakistan how they think she should address the Candace Owens situation, and if they think this is really all about Israel and the Jews.
The World Must Stop Ignoring What Iranians Already Know: The Regime Is on the Brink
Isn't it pretty to think so? [CBD]
I have happily forgotten what Milo Yiannopoulos sounds like, but I still enjoyed this impression from from Ami Kozak.
More revelations about the least-sexy broken relationship in media history
I'd wanted to review Parts 2, 3, and 4 of Ryan Lizza's revenge posts about Olivia Nuzzi, but they're all paywalled. I thought about briefly subscribing to get at them, but then I read this in Part 2: Remember the bamboo from Part 1? Do I ever! It's all I remember! Well, bamboo is actually a type of grass, and underground, it's all connected in a sprawling network, just like the parts of this story I never wanted to tell. I wish I hadn't been put in this position, that I didn't have to write about any of this, that I didn't have to subject myself or my loved ones to embarrassment and further loss of privacy. We're back to the fucking bamboo. Guys, I don't think I can pay for bamboo ruminations. I think he added that because he was embarrassed about all the bamboo imagery from Part 1. He's justifying his twin obsessions: His ex, and bamboo. Which is not a tree but a kind of grass, he'll have you know.
Olivia Nuzzi's crappy Sex and the City fanfic book isn't selling, says CNN (and CNN seems pretty pleased about that)
On Tuesday, the book arrived in stores. At lunchtime, in the Midtown Manhattan nexus of media and publishing, interest in Nuzzi's story seemed more muted. The Barnes and Noble on Fifth Avenue had seven copies tucked into a "New & Notable" rack next to the escalator, below Malala Yousafzai's "Finding My Way." Not many had sold so far, a store employee said. She trashes Ryan Lizza for his "Revenge Porn" here. Emily Jashinsky says that when the Bulwark's gay grifter Tim Miller asked why she didn't report on the (alleged) use of ketamine by RFKJr., she broke down in tears and asked to end the interview.
Canada Euthanized a Record 16.4K People Last Year
Aktion T4, now with Poutine! [CBD]
Trump's DOT Drops the Hammer: Thousands of CDL Trainers Shut Down
This is how it is done. [CBD]
Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey vows to Somali criminals that he will not cooperate with ICE, then begins speaking in Somali
Gee I wonder why Walz allowed Somali pirates to steal 1 billion in American dollars... could it possibly be that criminal illegal aliens are voting in elections and the Democrats know it and play to that illegal constituency?
Incumbent Senator John Cornyn (RINO - TX) betrayed his party and his country by voting in favor Biden's Afghan resettlement bill in 2021. Cornyn voted to bring in the Afghan who shot two National Guard soldiers on US soil. A vote for Cornyn is an endorsement of importing unvetted, radicalized murderers. [Buck]
Georgia moves to drop the corrupt Fulton county prosecution of Trump for "election rigging" or whatever bullshit the adulteress Fani Willis claimed
This may be the last we hear of Big Fani and Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.
Escaped "SlenderMan Stabber" picked up with her "transgender" friend
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