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September 28, 2004
Man Sought for Questioning In Connection With Threats on President's Life "Located"I just called the Secret Service to get additional information about Lawrence Ward: U.S. law enforcement officials have been unable to locate an upstate New York man wanted for questioning regarding threats to President Bush. It turns out he's now been "located," in the Agent's words. He wouldn't say where or when. Or by who, but I didn't think to ask him that. You know, these guys are really suspicious. I could feel everyone I talked to sizing me up as some sort of would-be accomplice trying to find out what the Secret Service knows. And I have to say, when you're on the phone with the Secret Service, you get kinda nervous. This guy asked me "And you want to know about this for what purpose exactly?" in that cop-like manner and I swear I almost yelled "Five-oh, five-oh!" and ducked out the fire escape. At any rate, it looks like the Be On the Look Out can be safely cancelled. Update: It looks like the Washinton Times, and I, were both behind this story. Ward has already been interviewed by the Secret Service-- as of last week. I found this article in a forum linking to this site. I don't know its original provenance, as no link was provided. Bainbridge Man Denies Threatening Bush Sorry for the "Exclusive" stuff. I don't know what the story is now. The Washington Times just reported he's "disappeared" but this article from a day earlier seems to indicate everyone knows where he is. posted by Ace at 04:47 PM
CommentsI thought he went "missing" Maybe he got abducted? Posted by: Tom on September 28, 2004 04:53 PM
Ace: Posted by: Brett on September 28, 2004 05:01 PM
Ace, You called the Secret Service? LOL!! Ace.Patriot.Hammer.Maniac. I admire your enthusiasm if not your stones. As to being a day late and a dollar short, well, I for one enjoyed being part of the action, vis a vis AOSHQ. Posted by: MeTooThen on September 28, 2004 05:40 PM
Guess I shoulda been linking to you more frequently today. Guess I better pull my flapping cheeks in out of the wind. Posted by: Brian B on September 28, 2004 06:34 PM
Well... he couldn't have picked a better state to hide out in (other than Oregon). For some illogical reason, people just don't seem to care if a person has terrorist leanings here on the left coast. Now, really... isn't it odd that he makes a bee-line to Washington state? Grr. Posted by: Ricky V on September 28, 2004 08:20 PM
Geez Ace, and here I jumped on the "Find Ward" bandwagon, all read to round up a posse to track this guy down. Now I know the real truth. ACE LIED!!! Sigh. First Rather, now you. Lotta loose shit, my friend. Cheers, (Just kiddin' ya-- 'tis great news they found him). Posted by: Dave on September 28, 2004 09:21 PM
Ace-- BTW, stop by to see what I think is a great "Separted at Birth" involving John Edwards and John Kerry. http://garfieldridge.blogspot.com/2004/09/separated-at-birth_28.html Cheers, Posted by: Dave on September 28, 2004 09:48 PM
Some kids copped to spraying "dead man" on his wall. I think it was in the Post. I called the SEC once thinking of alerting them to a shoddy bit of business. Big mistake. Five-oh indeed. Posted by: spongeworthy on September 29, 2004 09:10 AM
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Thanks to fd. Yeah, thanks a bunch, Chief.
Reports: The A-10 Thunderbolt, better known as The Warthog, has been unleashed on Iran
It's a heavily armored (the pilot sits in a titanim bathtub) slow-and-low loitering plane with a massive minigun firing depleted uranium rounds. The capability it brings is the ability to just fly big circles over the country waiting for a target to present itself. This is a weapons platform for eliminating vehicles and personnel. Its first task might be strafing the seas, clearing out any remaining attack boats and minelayers.
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Some people liked Candace Owens because she was a black woman who told hard truths about BLM and black criminality. But this was always a grift. She started out as a race hustler for a grift, then hustled race the other way to grift conservatives, and now she's back to being a race-hustler for the left again. Specifically, she is now claiming that people pointing out that she is legitimately low-IQ and can't pronounce half the words her AI-generated teleprompter script points out to her is racist and just Ben Shapiro's way of saying the n-word without quite saying it. You see, you can only say that black people are smart, and if you see a dumb one that doesn't know how to pronounce simple words while she poses as an investigatory journalist, you have to pretend she's actually smart or you're a racist. Weird, that doesn't sound very conservative, let alone "#Based," to me. To prove how much she hates racism, she then says that Ben Shapiro's Jew ancestors were masters of the slave trade.
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