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September 27, 2004

Ethical Dilemma: Do I Really Have To Mention Wonkette Yet Again?

I guess I have to.

This dated article (May 28th-- old news, but if you hadn't heard, it's new news) stating that Washingtonienne and Wonkette are entertaining offers for a Playboy pictorial:

Jessica Cutler, author of the infamous DC Sex Blog Washingtoninenne, is in discussions with Playboy magazine to pose for a nude pictorial, The National Debate has confirmed. Ana Marie Cox spoke exclusively to The National Debate's Robert Cox (no relation) and confirmed that Playboy contacted Cutler earlier this week. The sex-obsessed Blogger is currently considering the offer which is said to include an additional offer for Ana Marix Cox. Cox says she has not been approached directly by Playboy about appearing in the pictorial but would "definitely consider it".

In related news, the celebrated magazine Model Railroading Enthusiast just offered me twenty clams to explain my process for making quick and dirty miniature lamp-posts.

I'll give you a hint, for free: Q-Tips, my friend. It's all about Q-Tips.

Update: Bill from INDC tells me Washingonienne already did Playboy. I guess this means no Wonkette-- although it does seem as though the price could be right in the future.

Man, I've got to do a better job with keeping up with pornography. And whorebloggers.

Definitely Not-Safe-For-Work Update Link: Say Anything blog actually posted Cutler's pictures. Remember, this is not safe for work.

I'm not even sure it's safe for home.

I'm having trouble comprehending that not a single one of you guys tipped me to this earlier.

What the fudge? How did this just slip by?

posted by Ace at 04:13 PM

Comments

Um, I'm confused; Cutler already did Playboy.

And it was nasty.

Posted by: Bill from INDC on September 27, 2004 04:26 PM

I guess Wonkette didn't?

Posted by: ace on September 27, 2004 04:27 PM

No, Wonkette didn't do Playboy yet. From what I hear, though, it's about the only thing in town she hasn't 'done'.

PS-there's good 'nasty' and bad 'nasty'. Cutler's photos were the bad kind.

Posted by: RS on September 27, 2004 04:37 PM

I guess this means no Wonkette-- although it does seem as though the price could be right in the future.

I'd buy the issue.

Posted by: Allah on September 27, 2004 04:38 PM

Why buy the issue?

Most definetly not safe for work.

Posted by: Rob on September 27, 2004 04:48 PM

It's her face and sadomizing history that are a turn off--and her head's a bit too large for her body.

Posted by: addison on September 27, 2004 05:08 PM

What the fudge? How did this just slip by?

Well, if you'd actually read my blog instead of just linking to it you'd have gotten it now wouldn't you?

;-)

Just kidding. You were probably busy taking down Dan Rather or something.

Posted by: Rob on September 27, 2004 05:09 PM

Hey, I know my pornography. And this is. . . bad.

Very bad pornography.

Sheesh, can't whorebloggers do *anything* right?

Cheers,
Dave

Posted by: Dave on September 27, 2004 05:15 PM

Rob,

Well, look. As Truman Capote said of Jacqueline Susanne: "She's written more books than she's read."

It's sad, but let's face it, I'm writing more than I read.

You really can't try to keep the public informed while actually keeping informed yourself. I'm learning to understand why our media are such fucking nitwits.

Posted by: ace on September 27, 2004 05:16 PM

I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds Cox attractive. I can't help it, I like redheads. It's a sickness, really.

Cutler, on the other hand...I'll pass.

Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on September 27, 2004 05:18 PM

I wouldn't fuck Washingtonienne with Paul Anka's dick...

Posted by: Larry Jones on September 27, 2004 05:20 PM

Ace, believe me. My intention was not to criticize. I was joking around, looking for a laugh.

Seriously, you do great work here. No offense meant. Hopefully, none taken.

Posted by: Rob on September 27, 2004 05:25 PM

Am I the only who thinks the Playboy pics almost look like an entirely different woman? I never realized she was of Korean ancestry before seeing those. Definitely not a bad thing in of itself but it was bizarre to see such a radically changed face from previous photos due to the makeup choices.

Posted by: Eric Pobirs on September 27, 2004 05:43 PM

That sinks it.

F*** haiku, you ought to host a "Pajama Hamma'" competition.

Posted by: JHeslin on September 27, 2004 05:44 PM

I dunno, I prefer the "dirty little pig" to the "cheerleader" look. I'd do her if the opportunity presented itself and I'm sure any of you would as well.

Posted by: Golden Boy on September 27, 2004 06:29 PM

No ass shots? Damn. I wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

Posted by: Josh Martin on September 27, 2004 07:43 PM

I'd hit it.

If you gave me the 400 smackers.

Posted by: blaster on September 27, 2004 07:52 PM

Oh my. I'm nearly twice that skank's age and my titties don't droop like that. And she's got tan lines. Tsk tsk.

Posted by: Andrea Harris on September 27, 2004 09:30 PM

I dunno, I prefer the "dirty little pig" to the "cheerleader" look.

I don't care for either one. Cutler is a 3 bagger: one for her, one for you, and one for the camera. Euchh.

Posted by: Smack on September 27, 2004 09:34 PM

Maybe because I'm divorced and a horndog, but to me, Cutler is at least a last call Keeper!

Andrea writes: Oh my. I'm nearly twice that skank's age and my titties don't droop like that. And she's got tan lines. Tsk tsk

Given Cutler doesn't look too bad...Ok, I've had 3 brews on the way home from work....Andrea, you must look like a Hottie Queen. Pls ensure you send nudie pics to ACE. No tan lines? You naughty, naughty lady, you!

The best thing about these good-natured and famous, semi-intelligent Bimbos along with skanky but hugely popular Babettes like Brittany the Tramp, Porn Paris Hilton, and all the other openly sexual celebrities is that they are vampingly and sensuously pounding the nails in the FemmeNazis coffin. Being a man-hating Jewish Lesbian lawyer, in power suit and hiking boots, stomping & frowning through the courts and the hallways of Washington DC "Victimhood Lobbies" is now just so declasse`!!

Nasty feminist media whores like Susan Sontag, Naomi Wolf, Wendy Murphy, Gloria Allred are finding the "skank" label has been transferred from the Hotties to them as women reject the FemmeNazi Lawyer "victimhood" claims. Arnold squashed them like bugs. And Kobe's Accuser appears to be a mentally disturbed, drug addicted nymphomaniac cum whore, now pregant, by who knows whom, and desperately trying to shake Kobe down for some moolah.

Wonkette is a refreshing, modern (though anally inclined woman) compared to the anal retentive sourpuss Gloria Allred, who I watch in the hopes that her face will break in half, live on TV, as she attempts to smile one time too many.

Posted by: Cedarford on September 27, 2004 10:16 PM

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Posted by: .com on September 28, 2004 01:08 AM

The girl is just plain fugly.

Got beer goggles? Check.
Got seeing-eye dog? Check.
Spent 10 yrs in the slammer? Check.

Nope, ol' Raymondo in cellblock #9 still looks better. Still can't get past the skank. Funny thing, Playboy is world reknowned for their airbrush squad and even they can't erase the skank. I took a brief look (hey, its almost lunch time), the standing photos look like bad photoshops. Now that's what I call downright fugly. I've seen hos on the Point that look better than this.

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