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September 23, 2004

Let Me Get This Straight

I'm just an amateur wannabe commentator with no J-school degree, so forgive me if I haven't received the proper training in separating "distractions" from "real issues."

But, if my stupid, tiny, non-credentialed brain can process all of these difficult facts, it seems that the Bush campaign is to be faulted for running an ad showing Kerry windsurfing, making the quite-relevant point that his positions change with the wind, in the midst of a war in which American sons and daughters are dying. This is "tasteless" and "light-hearted" and inappropriate in this time of great peril.

Okay.

So, Bush is to be faulted for running ads, during a time of tumult and violence, about Kerry's windsurfing and, well, wind-policymaking.

Umm...

I guess the obvious question to non-reporter moron to myself is: "If it's wrong to run an ad showing Kerry windsurfing during a war, isn't it, like, you know, more wrong for John Kerry to actually be windsurfing during a war?"

The man is blowing off all of his national security briefings and intelligence committee public hearings in order to go windsurfing... during a war.

Again, I'm sure the geniuses and philospher-kings who run our very balanced legacy media can explain why this is a very stupid question showing my ignorance and why they and they alone are competent to determine the "real issues," but my half-a-retard moron-brain would like them to explain it all to me anyway.

Maybe with pictures. Pictures I can comprehend. Words, not so much.


posted by Ace at 12:55 PM
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I guess the obvious question to non-reporter moron to myself is: "If it's wrong to run an ad showing Kerry windsurfing during a war, isn't it, like, you know, more wrong for John Kerry to actually be windsurfing during a war?"

Sometimes one just has to state the obvious.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on September 23, 2004 12:58 PM

Did you just watch the press conference with allawi? David Gregory for MSNBC's jackass brigade states, "Cant you understand how some americans think that we were better off before saddam was deposed" (paraphrased)

I could hear the snap of gregory's neck when Bush says without a second's hesitation, "No, no I can't"

If that is not a perfect example of the difference between these candidates I do not what is. Kerry would have talked for 20 minutes on that and said absolutely nothing.

Posted by: Jennifer on September 23, 2004 01:04 PM

Aren't the Democrats denouncing this windsurfing ad the same guys who thought Moore's inclusion of Bush playing golf in F911 was incredibly insightful?

Posted by: pmm on September 23, 2004 01:12 PM

Kerry picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Seriously, could his timing be worse? Two days after he announces his Iraq version 5.0 – a full throated call to cut and run – the Prime Minister of Iraq addresses congress and refutes his entire argument.

Posted by: David on September 23, 2004 01:39 PM

Ace, you're paying this too much attention. It seems rather obvious that the reason the Democrats are squealing like stuck pigs about this is because the ad is so damn effective. Do you think anybody watching this ad in Minnesota or Pennsylvania or New Jersey is actually thinking "dammit, Bush is insufficiently grave about the war because he's running an ad showing Kerry windsurfing!"

Hell no. Your average palooka is thinking Christ Kerry looks like a moron on that surfboard thing. The ad is effective, and the lighthearted tone is perfect because it's always best to stick the knife in the deepest with a smile on your face. It further emphasizes, subliminally, how unserious KERRY is about these issues.

The howls of outrage are designed to trap Bush into withdrawing the ad. Heaven help us if the campaign falls for that.

Posted by: Jeff B. on September 23, 2004 01:39 PM

Pictures? Here's a nice gallery of Kerry engaged in other J-School-approved methods of making the country a safer place to live for which Bush should be roundly condemned if he opts to belittle them.

Posted by: ccwbass on September 23, 2004 01:43 PM

Yea, It wasn't like he was snowboarding during the primaries or anything.

Posted by: veruka Salt on September 23, 2004 01:44 PM

David Gregory's just miffed because Bush won't turn away from him as the emperor's subjects should.

It's always funny to see pundits and journalists at least three steps behind Bush-Cheney. What do you do when women voters are running out of the Kerry camp like an office with a wastebasket on fire? Use Kerry himself as a metaphor for his indecision: you know, that guy that women can't stand.

Posted by: Michael Ubaldi on September 23, 2004 01:46 PM

Holy shot, Ace! Get over to the Kerry Spot right now and read the post "Speaking of missed opportunities." It's like the gods of the blogosphere are conspiring to keep your rhetorical guns fully loaded with depressing factual evidence.

Posted by: ccwbass on September 23, 2004 01:49 PM

Rime of the Ancient 'Windsurfer'

Alone, alone, all, all alone,
Alone on a wide, wide sea!
And never a saint took pity on
My soul in agony.

The Swiftee men, so dutiful!
Alive and dead did lie:
And a thousand thousand slimy things
Lived on; and so did I.

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the AlGoretross
About my neck was hung.

Since then, at an uncertain hour,
That agony returns:
And till my ghastly tale is told,
The Heinz within me burns.

I pass, like night, from land to land;
I have strange power of speech;
That moment that his face I see,
I know the man that must hear me:
To him my tale I teach.

O Democrat! his soul hath been
Alone on a wide, wide sea:
So lonely 'twas, that God Himself
Scarce seeméd there to be.



Posted by: Joe Mama on September 23, 2004 02:02 PM

All kerry and Edwards have talked about in the last couple of days is iraq. If what is going on in Iraq is so important to them. Why weren't they there today? It was a joint session of congress.
kerry and edwards were not there to hear what
he had to say. If nothing else, it was disrespectful. This man's life is in danger every single day. pitiful...

toni

Posted by: toni on September 23, 2004 02:03 PM

Ace and toni,

Yes, not only did John Forbes Kerry and John Reid Edwards miss the joint session of Congress, with you know, the Prime Minister du jour of Iraq n'stuff, but they also both missed the vote to confirm the new DCI (Director Central Intelligence).

Are these guys still getting paid as US Senators?

I mean, there seems to be an awful lot of free-time.

I'm just sayin'

Posted by: MeTooThen on September 23, 2004 02:21 PM

Jeff B. has it right.

The DNC types aren't upset so much with the content of the ads as they are with the EFFECTIVENESS of the ads. Remember, in DNCworld, any attack is acceptable except those that score points for the opposition.

Posted by: Eric Pobirs on September 23, 2004 03:19 PM

Have these people actually gotten more whiny since they said to "Bring it on"?

I wouldn't have thought it possible.

Posted by: spongeworthy on September 23, 2004 03:26 PM

I could be wrong but I think Windsurfing is quite popular with the French. The picture sings to me of Kerry's Euro superficial wannabe and he's campaigning for the World's vote, thinking he can win the presidential race with those ballots.

Posted by: Arlene on September 23, 2004 05:07 PM

Did the Kerry people complain of the non-seriousness of the ad before or after Kerry delievered the Top Ten list on David Letterman? F'ing morons!

Posted by: Dman on September 23, 2004 05:27 PM

Joe Mama--brilliant parody. You rock! :)

Posted by: diane on September 23, 2004 05:57 PM

Simply amazing. I hate watching tv, just because its the most negative piece of sh*t I've ever seen. Check out this great source for info that the media continues to covers up.
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Posted by: Alex on September 23, 2004 07:32 PM

Now you know that logic doesn't work with the liberal types? It hurts their head to think too much.

Posted by: kdeweb on September 23, 2004 07:59 PM

Just the latest example of Kerry showing himself as a thin-skinned prick - and lapsing into the Democrat-patented "HOW DARE YOU!" Outrage Display.

Now Bush may be the most mediocre Republican President since Warren Harding - a corporate crony rewarder of the rich, a reckless spender seduced by the neocons - but credit him with taking anything the hateful Democrats, inc. Kerry directly, have thrown at him, no matter how venomous, like a man.

And despite Bush's many failures, Kerry is even worse on matters foreign and domestic. So it's like having learned from voting for Jimmy Carter against Ford, and having a chance to go back and redeem yourself by voting for bumbling Gerry instead of Mr. Malaise, who was also a thin-skinned prick.

Posted by: Cedarford on September 23, 2004 07:59 PM

If you think the ad is bad, you should have been down here in Virginia Beach where he was doing the windsurfing. We had to watch it on the news for a week! Ughhhhh!!!

Posted by: LisaK on September 23, 2004 08:34 PM

It's funny. I've been reading your blogs. You guys say the same things about us that we say about you. How can people see the same things and think so exactly opposite? Have you read John Dean's book? Worse Than Watergate? -A moderate Democrat

Posted by: showdown on September 24, 2004 08:46 PM
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