| Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support
Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Contact
Ace:aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com Recent Entries
It Was The Best Of ONTs, It Was The Worst Of ONTs
Mental Health Day Cafe The Week In Woke Quicker Than Usual Hits Ellen "Elliot" Page: For Reasons I Don't Understand, People Aren't Calling Me Up to Offer Me Roles to Play Characters Who Look Like Whatever I Am Trump to Universities: End Anti-White and Anti-Asian Discrimination NOW or Lose Your Tax Exempt Status Maria Bartiromo Reportedly Fired by Fox for Sharing Information About Election-Rigging with Trump, Which Fox Decided Must be Suppressed Lindsay Clancy Trial: Clancy's Lawyer Seems to Dox the Lone Holdout, Identifying Him as a Male In Favor of Conviction Judge Sends Jury Home Until Tomorrow THE MORNING RANT: Big Four Accounting Firm Settles with DOJ for $21 Million Due to Racist, DEI Hiring Practices Mid-Morning Art Thread Absent Friends
Captain Whitebread 2026
Jon Ekdahl 2026 Jay Guevara 2025 Jim Sunk New Dawn 2025 Jewells45 2025 Bandersnatch 2024 GnuBreed 2024 Captain Hate 2023 moon_over_vermont 2023 westminsterdogshow 2023 Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022 Dave In Texas 2022 Jesse in D.C. 2022 OregonMuse 2022 redc1c4 2021 Tami 2021 Chavez the Hugo 2020 Ibguy 2020 Rickl 2019 Joffen 2014 AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published.
Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups
|
« FAQ: What is the Deal With the Cowbell? |
Main
| Shocker: Public Confidence in Media Reaches 30 Year Low »
September 23, 2004
Let Me Get This StraightI'm just an amateur wannabe commentator with no J-school degree, so forgive me if I haven't received the proper training in separating "distractions" from "real issues." But, if my stupid, tiny, non-credentialed brain can process all of these difficult facts, it seems that the Bush campaign is to be faulted for running an ad showing Kerry windsurfing, making the quite-relevant point that his positions change with the wind, in the midst of a war in which American sons and daughters are dying. This is "tasteless" and "light-hearted" and inappropriate in this time of great peril. Okay. So, Bush is to be faulted for running ads, during a time of tumult and violence, about Kerry's windsurfing and, well, wind-policymaking. Umm... I guess the obvious question to non-reporter moron to myself is: "If it's wrong to run an ad showing Kerry windsurfing during a war, isn't it, like, you know, more wrong for John Kerry to actually be windsurfing during a war?" The man is blowing off all of his national security briefings and intelligence committee public hearings in order to go windsurfing... during a war. Again, I'm sure the geniuses and philospher-kings who run our very balanced legacy media can explain why this is a very stupid question showing my ignorance and why they and they alone are competent to determine the "real issues," but my half-a-retard moron-brain would like them to explain it all to me anyway. Maybe with pictures. Pictures I can comprehend. Words, not so much. posted by Ace at 12:55 PM
CommentsI guess the obvious question to non-reporter moron to myself is: "If it's wrong to run an ad showing Kerry windsurfing during a war, isn't it, like, you know, more wrong for John Kerry to actually be windsurfing during a war?" Sometimes one just has to state the obvious. Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on September 23, 2004 12:58 PM
Did you just watch the press conference with allawi? David Gregory for MSNBC's jackass brigade states, "Cant you understand how some americans think that we were better off before saddam was deposed" (paraphrased) I could hear the snap of gregory's neck when Bush says without a second's hesitation, "No, no I can't" If that is not a perfect example of the difference between these candidates I do not what is. Kerry would have talked for 20 minutes on that and said absolutely nothing. Posted by: Jennifer on September 23, 2004 01:04 PM
Aren't the Democrats denouncing this windsurfing ad the same guys who thought Moore's inclusion of Bush playing golf in F911 was incredibly insightful? Posted by: pmm on September 23, 2004 01:12 PM
Kerry picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. Seriously, could his timing be worse? Two days after he announces his Iraq version 5.0 – a full throated call to cut and run – the Prime Minister of Iraq addresses congress and refutes his entire argument. Posted by: David on September 23, 2004 01:39 PM
Ace, you're paying this too much attention. It seems rather obvious that the reason the Democrats are squealing like stuck pigs about this is because the ad is so damn effective. Do you think anybody watching this ad in Minnesota or Pennsylvania or New Jersey is actually thinking "dammit, Bush is insufficiently grave about the war because he's running an ad showing Kerry windsurfing!" Hell no. Your average palooka is thinking Christ Kerry looks like a moron on that surfboard thing. The ad is effective, and the lighthearted tone is perfect because it's always best to stick the knife in the deepest with a smile on your face. It further emphasizes, subliminally, how unserious KERRY is about these issues. The howls of outrage are designed to trap Bush into withdrawing the ad. Heaven help us if the campaign falls for that. Posted by: Jeff B. on September 23, 2004 01:39 PM
Pictures? Here's a nice gallery of Kerry engaged in other J-School-approved methods of making the country a safer place to live for which Bush should be roundly condemned if he opts to belittle them. Posted by: ccwbass on September 23, 2004 01:43 PM
Yea, It wasn't like he was snowboarding during the primaries or anything. Posted by: veruka Salt on September 23, 2004 01:44 PM
David Gregory's just miffed because Bush won't turn away from him as the emperor's subjects should. It's always funny to see pundits and journalists at least three steps behind Bush-Cheney. What do you do when women voters are running out of the Kerry camp like an office with a wastebasket on fire? Use Kerry himself as a metaphor for his indecision: you know, that guy that women can't stand. Posted by: Michael Ubaldi on September 23, 2004 01:46 PM
Holy shot, Ace! Get over to the Kerry Spot right now and read the post "Speaking of missed opportunities." It's like the gods of the blogosphere are conspiring to keep your rhetorical guns fully loaded with depressing factual evidence. Posted by: ccwbass on September 23, 2004 01:49 PM
Rime of the Ancient 'Windsurfer' Alone, alone, all, all alone, Ah! well a-day! what evil looks Since then, at an uncertain hour, O Democrat! his soul hath been Posted by: Joe Mama on September 23, 2004 02:02 PM
All kerry and Edwards have talked about in the last couple of days is iraq. If what is going on in Iraq is so important to them. Why weren't they there today? It was a joint session of congress. toni Posted by: toni on September 23, 2004 02:03 PM
Ace and toni, Yes, not only did John Forbes Kerry and John Reid Edwards miss the joint session of Congress, with you know, the Prime Minister du jour of Iraq n'stuff, but they also both missed the vote to confirm the new DCI (Director Central Intelligence). Are these guys still getting paid as US Senators? I mean, there seems to be an awful lot of free-time. I'm just sayin' Posted by: MeTooThen on September 23, 2004 02:21 PM
Jeff B. has it right. The DNC types aren't upset so much with the content of the ads as they are with the EFFECTIVENESS of the ads. Remember, in DNCworld, any attack is acceptable except those that score points for the opposition. Posted by: Eric Pobirs on September 23, 2004 03:19 PM
Have these people actually gotten more whiny since they said to "Bring it on"? I wouldn't have thought it possible. Posted by: spongeworthy on September 23, 2004 03:26 PM
I could be wrong but I think Windsurfing is quite popular with the French. The picture sings to me of Kerry's Euro superficial wannabe and he's campaigning for the World's vote, thinking he can win the presidential race with those ballots. Posted by: Arlene on September 23, 2004 05:07 PM
Did the Kerry people complain of the non-seriousness of the ad before or after Kerry delievered the Top Ten list on David Letterman? F'ing morons! Posted by: Dman on September 23, 2004 05:27 PM
Joe Mama--brilliant parody. You rock! :) Posted by: diane on September 23, 2004 05:57 PM
Simply amazing. I hate watching tv, just because its the most negative piece of sh*t I've ever seen. Check out this great source for info that the media continues to covers up. Posted by: Alex on September 23, 2004 07:32 PM
Now you know that logic doesn't work with the liberal types? It hurts their head to think too much. Posted by: kdeweb on September 23, 2004 07:59 PM
Just the latest example of Kerry showing himself as a thin-skinned prick - and lapsing into the Democrat-patented "HOW DARE YOU!" Outrage Display. Now Bush may be the most mediocre Republican President since Warren Harding - a corporate crony rewarder of the rich, a reckless spender seduced by the neocons - but credit him with taking anything the hateful Democrats, inc. Kerry directly, have thrown at him, no matter how venomous, like a man. And despite Bush's many failures, Kerry is even worse on matters foreign and domestic. So it's like having learned from voting for Jimmy Carter against Ford, and having a chance to go back and redeem yourself by voting for bumbling Gerry instead of Mr. Malaise, who was also a thin-skinned prick. Posted by: Cedarford on September 23, 2004 07:59 PM
If you think the ad is bad, you should have been down here in Virginia Beach where he was doing the windsurfing. We had to watch it on the news for a week! Ughhhhh!!! Posted by: LisaK on September 23, 2004 08:34 PM
It's funny. I've been reading your blogs. You guys say the same things about us that we say about you. How can people see the same things and think so exactly opposite? Have you read John Dean's book? Worse Than Watergate? -A moderate Democrat Posted by: showdown on September 24, 2004 08:46 PM
Post a comment
| The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines
BIG NEWS UPDATE NOT FIRED from anon2020 So what, she quit? Megyn Kelly (accursed be her name) used to say all the time that Fox has a top female PR person who is a nasty pitbull and leaks nasty claims about anyone Fox is at war with, including those who have left the network. So I guess maybe she technically resigned? I don't know. NEW: @FoxNews has obtained Lindsay Clancy defense attorney Kevin Reddington's appeal filing to the MA Supreme Court, which includes Reddington accusing the lone holdout juror of being "biased" against those with "debilitating mental illness", which he says is a protected category. Thanks to Mark1971
Holiday Break: I've had a rough couple of weeks -- the shoulder is healing now and I'm finally getting decent sleep -- and I've decided to take a long weekend.
I'm taking Friday off, and then Monday off, too. I have Open Threads for both days and I will post if big news breaks, but if it doesn't -- and it probably won't, news is slow before a holiday weekend -- I'm going to take a four day weekend.
Sh0eOnHead discusses the Psychotic Cult of Lindsay
Real quotes: "This case has me feeling like I'm on Law & Order with you guys!" "We literally binge true crime as a hobby, we've been trained for this moment" Worth the watch. If you haven't seen the genuinely upsetting insanity motivating thousands of women, you should watch this just to see how society is crumbling. Ban TikTok, Trump. I don't care if Barron tells you it's popular with the yutes. It is an evil Communist China op and it is driving women insane.
Dolly Parton tells the story of the supposedly real-life Jolene
As Andrew Branca says, can we see this Jolene, finally? Who was this hottie that was a genuine sexual threat to Dolly Parton? I think this is Fake News personally. When a magician claims he learned a trick from a Himalayan wise man, I don't believe him either.
Peter Cullen, voice actor for Optimus Prime (among many others) dies at home surrounded by family at age 85
RIP and Roll Out!
TJM discusses the career of Mel Brooks and why High Anxiety just isn't as good as Young Frankentsein
Breaking news: Dolly Parton had a real pair of 38s
Or at least one. She carried it everywhere for protection. This joke brought to you by Benny Hill. And speaking of the British: The Buckingham Palace guard tributed her yesterday
Dolly Parton is badgered into saying something negative about Trump's bus-board locker-room talk, but refuses to bow to the media pressure, telling the twink agitator she learned long ago to "keep your damned mouth shut"
What I'm appreciating is that while her surface is soft and sweet, she's got some actual steel a centimeter underneath.
1977 interview shows that Barbara Walters has always been a seaward and Dolly Parton always had "country class"
Walters actually asks Dolly Parton if she knows that people think she's a joke. This because Walters can't get over the fact that a show-woman has 1, big breasts, and 2, dresses a bit outrageously because, get this, she's an entertainer. A stage performer. You know, someone people pay money to see live and expect them to put on a show. She never would attack Liberace for wearing glitter-tuxedos. But she's mad that Dolly Parton makes Barbara Walters look bad through association (by being a woman). Babs, you wish people associated the two of you. Believe me, we can tell the difference. Recent Comments
Alberta Oil Peon:
"In January of this year, both Lindsay and Patrick ..."
All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes: "{{{{Ben Had}}}} You're the hostess with the mos ..." Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ : "In January of this year, both Lindsay and Patrick ..." r hennigantx: "I remember 2 friends from 11 to 13 or so Bruce Re ..." Ben Had: "sends a hug to Eris. What a pleasure it was to me ..." rhomboid: "Think I might make a sidecar. With fresh lemons i ..." All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes: "For those who are hesitant about attending a MoMee ..." JackStraw: ">>My best friends now are those I was friends with ..." Common Tater: "I feel like Charlie Brown when Linus said he could ..." Mr Aspirin Factory: "Trump is getting hammered from every angle on thou ..." rhomboid: "Ben Had actually I rarely pair cigars with rum, no ..." Ben Had: "A MoMe is like the blog but with free food and dr ..." Bloggers in Arms
RI Red's Blog! Behind The Black CutJibNewsletter The Pipeline Second City Cop Talk Of The Town with Steve Noxon Belmont Club Chicago Boyz Cold Fury Da Goddess Daily Pundit Dawn Eden Day by Day (Cartoon) EduWonk Enter Stage Right The Epoch Times Grim's Hall Victor Davis Hanson Hugh Hewitt IMAO Instapundit JihadWatch Kausfiles Lileks/The Bleat Memeorandum (Metablog) Outside the Beltway Patterico's Pontifications The People's Cube Powerline RedState Reliapundit Viking Pundit WizBang Some Humorous Asides
Kaboom!
Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president. A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty. The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility The Dowd-O-Matic! The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) Archives
|