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September 23, 2004
Shocker: Public Confidence in Media Reaches 30 Year LowI'd like to claim that bloggers and internet newshounds had something to do with that. The truth, however, is that they did it to themselves. To extend the Watergate analogy-- a gift that just keeps on giving -- they gave us the sword with which to stab them, and we all collectively drove it home with relish. I have come not to praise the liberal media, but to bury it. At some point the mainstream media is going to have to twig on to the fact that it actually isn't so very "mainstream" at all. They are entitled to their opinions; but they're not entitled to continue insisting they speak for a nation which increasingly looks at them like some sort of pot-smokin', hot-tubbin', wife-swappin' tick on the national underbelly. Is it wrong to allege that an entire class of professionals engages in pot-smokin' and wife-swappin'? Well-- I have "unimpeachable sources" who've passed me vigorously-authenticated documents which "raise serious questions" about the media's preference for tokin' ganj and gettin' the occasional dose of a little strange. PS: Obviously, I'm really hoping for that appearance on Paula Zahn. Fingers crossed! posted by Ace at 03:25 PM
CommentsAnd we would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling blogger kids. Posted by: Eric Pobirs on September 23, 2004 03:31 PM
Hah! All along the man posing as the Legendary Unimpeachable Source of Baird Texas was... Mr. Burkett?!?! So, all along Mr. Burkett was peddling forgeries in order to trick Old Man Bush out of his amusement park. I've seen it a thousand times before. Oldest story in the book. Posted by: ace on September 23, 2004 03:41 PM
From kerryspot... At an 11:00am press event Sept. 8 (9 hours before the infamous 60 minutes report) Terry McAwful said, 'George W. Bush's cover story on his National Guard service is rapidly unraveling. ... George W. Bush needs to answer why he regularly misled the American people about his time in the Guard and who applied political pressure on his behalf to have his performance reviews 'sugarcoated.' Posted by: Harlan Pepper on September 23, 2004 03:44 PM
A story that (tangentially) involves Rather and the words "a little strange." Struck me as funny. Posted by: Birkel on September 23, 2004 03:56 PM
Read down to the poll details. the percentage of people expressing a great deal of trust and confidence in the mass media is down to SINGLE DIGITS! 9 %. And make sure you read question 32. Posted by: Phil on September 23, 2004 04:09 PM
And by an "appearance on Paula Zahn" what you really me is "gettin' a lil strange". Right? Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on September 23, 2004 04:47 PM
Want simple proof of MSM liberal bias? Mr. Bush (the draft dodger) long ago signed a form DD-180 which opened up his entire military case file to the world. Mr. Kerry (the war hero) has refused to do the same thing. But when have you heard anyone in the MSM demand that Kerry allow full access to all of his records? Nuff said. Posted by: The Old Coot on September 23, 2004 07:44 PM
Hey, don't equate -- or even correlate -- smoking the kind with wife-swapping or liberalism. There are plenty of libertarians and even conservatives who happen to prefer grass to alcohol. Of course, they can't come "out" any more than homosexuals could in the 1930s. When the sh*t is legalized you'll all be amazed to learn who's been smoking all along. Posted by: akmdave on September 23, 2004 07:57 PM
Paula Zahn - maybe not terribly bright, but yummy! She's MILFy as all get out! Posted by: blaster on September 23, 2004 10:08 PM
OK, you said it- I gots ta naw- Posted by: lauraw on September 23, 2004 10:55 PM
Moms I'd Like to..."Fool-around-with" Refers to attractive women over 30. Posted by: Desert Cat on September 24, 2004 03:01 AM
Ace, as a connoisseur of rantsmanship you’re going to appreciate this; VDH gives ‘em Zell… Posted by: Lastango on September 24, 2004 12:41 PM
So Ace, You're saying you'd like to appear on tv on top of Paula Zahn? Well, I must say I wouldn't hate that myself. Posted by: thebastidge on September 25, 2004 06:30 AM
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Tomorrow is March 25th, "Tolkien Reading Day," because March 25th is the day when the Ring is destroyed in the book. I think I'm going to start the Hobbit tomorrow and read all four books this time.
The only bad part of the trilogy are the Frodo/Sam chapters in The Two Towers. They're repetitive, slow, and mostly about the weather and terrain. But most everything else is good. Weirdly, the Frodo-Sam chapters in Return of the King are exciting and action-packed and among the best in the trilogy. (Though the chapters with everyone else in Return of the King get pretty slow again. Mostly people talking about marching towards war, and then marching towards war.)
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AI is doing a lot of the work in analyzing images to find the exact hiding place of the launchers. Counter-strikes are now coming in four hours after a launch, whereas previously it might have taken days for humans to go over the imagery and data.
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“robert mueller just died,” trump wrote in a truth social post on march 21. “good, i’m glad he’s dead. he can no longer hurt innocent people! president donald j. trump.”
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Canada and the UK are neck and neck in the race to become the first western country to fall to Islam [CBD] [A]n asshole is somebody who looks at a painting of two toddlers doing something totally normal for toddlers and decides that it represents homosexuality and then thinks that publicly saying that is somehow edgy and clever. Instead it is doing what we accuse the Left of, that is sexualizing young children. If that describes you, own it.Muldoon
Update: Reports say The Warthog has been deployed against men
Thanks to fd. Yeah, thanks a bunch, Chief.
Reports: The A-10 Thunderbolt, better known as The Warthog, has been unleashed on Iran
It's a heavily armored (the pilot sits in a titanim bathtub) slow-and-low loitering plane with a massive minigun firing depleted uranium rounds. The capability it brings is the ability to just fly big circles over the country waiting for a target to present itself. This is a weapons platform for eliminating vehicles and personnel. Its first task might be strafing the seas, clearing out any remaining attack boats and minelayers.
Update: My ballpark estimate for a reasonable cost for a wildlife overpass (suitably padded to sate the thirst of Democrat grifters) was $15 million. Turns out, that was a good estimate. That's how much it cost Denver to build one.
Some people liked Candace Owens because she was a black woman who told hard truths about BLM and black criminality. But this was always a grift. She started out as a race hustler for a grift, then hustled race the other way to grift conservatives, and now she's back to being a race-hustler for the left again. Specifically, she is now claiming that people pointing out that she is legitimately low-IQ and can't pronounce half the words her AI-generated teleprompter script points out to her is racist and just Ben Shapiro's way of saying the n-word without quite saying it. You see, you can only say that black people are smart, and if you see a dumb one that doesn't know how to pronounce simple words while she poses as an investigatory journalist, you have to pretend she's actually smart or you're a racist. Weird, that doesn't sound very conservative, let alone "#Based," to me. To prove how much she hates racism, she then says that Ben Shapiro's Jew ancestors were masters of the slave trade.
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