EWWWWWWW --- Does he have to sun himself daily to adjust his body temperature as well?

I saw the Letterman thing too, and I wouldn't believe it. Maybe Senator Lizard is trying to channel Michael Jordon?

Great Photoshopping job. If I hadn't seen the originals, I'd never have guessed that it's really forked.

Now THAT's journalism. I hope Dan Rather is watching.

Ketchup clam-dip.

I am going to be so, so, so ill.

wow. I thought it was a joke about the forked tongue, so I took another look. it is, um, "cleft", n'est-ce-pas?

I'm not turned on. I'm disgusted. Frankly, I wouldn't invite him to bed if . . .aww, you know the rest.

Not with my worst enemy's equipment, iffn you catch my drift.

:shudder:

Yikes, I might never have sex again.

What an interesting tic.
Are we sure his basal ganglia are intact?

A little bit of trivia for y'all. One of the cues police look for to see if an interview subject is lying is frequent licking of the lips.
Hmmm.

I just figured we was having a tough time keeping his dentures in place. Eew.

Not 'we', I meant 'he'. Duh.

I like the caption of your photo of JFK and Theresa, but it occurs to me that she looks a lot like Brett Sommers (of Match Game fame), who was married to Jack Klugman. That woman always creeped me out.