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September 22, 2004

John Thurston Kerry: Lickety-Split

The Daily Recycler thinks Gene Simmons has nothing on John Thurston Kerry.

Hey, I've got to admit, even I'm a little turned on.

Update: Women are abandoning Kerry for Bush, based on the security question.

But that's before they see those pics at the Daily Recycler. Those photos are very sexiful, as Tiger Tanaka says.

Link via Instapundit.


posted by Ace at 11:23 AM
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EWWWWWWW --- Does he have to sun himself daily to adjust his body temperature as well?

Posted by: dougf on September 22, 2004 11:35 AM

I saw the Letterman thing too, and I wouldn't believe it. Maybe Senator Lizard is trying to channel Michael Jordon?

Posted by: Terry Notus on September 22, 2004 11:46 AM

Great Photoshopping job. If I hadn't seen the originals, I'd never have guessed that it's really forked.

Posted by: Paul Zrimsek on September 22, 2004 11:48 AM

Now THAT's journalism. I hope Dan Rather is watching.

Posted by: Sobek on September 22, 2004 12:27 PM

Ketchup clam-dip.

Posted by: Joe Mama on September 22, 2004 01:05 PM

I am going to be so, so, so ill.

Posted by: dillene on September 22, 2004 02:09 PM

wow. I thought it was a joke about the forked tongue, so I took another look. it is, um, "cleft", n'est-ce-pas?

Posted by: tee bee on September 22, 2004 02:12 PM

I'm not turned on. I'm disgusted. Frankly, I wouldn't invite him to bed if . . .aww, you know the rest.

Not with my worst enemy's equipment, iffn you catch my drift.

:shudder:

Posted by: Margi on September 22, 2004 04:13 PM

Yikes, I might never have sex again.

Posted by: carin on September 22, 2004 04:42 PM

What an interesting tic.
Are we sure his basal ganglia are intact?

Posted by: SarahW on September 22, 2004 05:11 PM

A little bit of trivia for y'all. One of the cues police look for to see if an interview subject is lying is frequent licking of the lips.
Hmmm.

Posted by: Peter on September 22, 2004 08:58 PM

I just figured we was having a tough time keeping his dentures in place. Eew.

Posted by: kelly on September 22, 2004 09:04 PM

Not 'we', I meant 'he'. Duh.

Posted by: kelly on September 22, 2004 09:06 PM

I like the caption of your photo of JFK and Theresa, but it occurs to me that she looks a lot like Brett Sommers (of Match Game fame), who was married to Jack Klugman. That woman always creeped me out.

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