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September 16, 2004

Dan Rather Is the Only Important One on that Stage

Brain Fertilizer transcribes an exclusive tape of Dan Rather asking his staff pointedly, "Where's Joe?"

If you're new to the site, you won't get that. If you're really curious, check out the Complete Paul Anka Archives at the sidebar.


posted by Ace at 03:37 PM
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Does Dan need to send out for Vinny Falcone to clear up all this loose shit?

Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on September 16, 2004 03:57 PM

Do you want me to get a Secretary of Defense like Vinny Falcone? Do you want me to get someone who's gonna sit and ride your asses?

Do you want your jobs?

Where's Joe?

Can't forget that one.

Posted by: Arvin on September 16, 2004 04:21 PM

I'm sorry, there's no way I can say, "Dan Rather slices like a fucking hammer" and even remotely sound like I mean it.

Posted by: Brian B on September 16, 2004 04:35 PM

Smash has a great guess as to where the DNC are going next if the "accurate but not authentic" defense of forgeries flies:

http://www.indepundit.com/archive2/2004/09/dredging_for_mu.html#

One word: Cocaine

Posted by: JHeslin on September 16, 2004 04:53 PM

The guys get shirts.
The experts get pajamas.

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! on September 16, 2004 04:56 PM

Dan Rather is most certainly not on an integrity kick. Thats just the way it is!

Posted by: Bugaha on September 16, 2004 05:46 PM

There's no doubt that CBS has A LOT of loose shit goin' on.

Posted by: hobgoblin on September 16, 2004 06:28 PM

Thereezzaa:

"The guys get shirts.

The kids can run around naked for all I care"

Posted by: David on September 16, 2004 10:29 PM

So I open the paper and I'm looking at a bunch of naked kids running around in Florida. Why am I looking at a bunch of naked kids running around in Florida? Did I say I wanted to look at a bunch of naked kids running around in Florida? THE KIDS GET CLOTHES! Where's Joe?

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic on September 17, 2004 10:42 AM
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