| Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support
Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Contact
Ace:aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com Recent Entries
Thursday Overnight Open Thread - April 30, 2026 [Doof]
Herdsday Cafe Louisiana Suspends House Primary Campaign Schedule Until They've Had a Chance to Redraw Congressional Maps Hapless Woke Karen Drops Out of Maine Senate Race, Clearing Field for National Socialist (and Avowed Communist) Graham "Totenkopf" Platner US to Deploy Brand New Hypersonic Missile, The "Dark Eagle," to Iran Judicial Watch Lawsuit Compels Oregon, Against Its Will, to Remove 800,000 Ineligible Voters from Its Voter Rolls -- Nearly One Quarter of All Eligible Voters In the State Covert Socialist Kathy Hochul to Overt Socialist Zohran Mamdani: You Don't Have a Tax Revenue Problem, You Have a Spending Problem. Economy Grows By Decent 2% Annualized Rate Despite Fuel Price Inflation; New Jobless Claims Fall to Near Record Lows A Muslim Immigrant Goes on Stabbing Spree in Jewish Neighborhood in the UK The Morning Rant Absent Friends
Jon Ekdahl 2026
Jay Guevara 2025 Jim Sunk New Dawn 2025 Jewells45 2025 Bandersnatch 2024 GnuBreed 2024 Captain Hate 2023 moon_over_vermont 2023 westminsterdogshow 2023 Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022 Dave In Texas 2022 Jesse in D.C. 2022 OregonMuse 2022 redc1c4 2021 Tami 2021 Chavez the Hugo 2020 Ibguy 2020 Rickl 2019 Joffen 2014 AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published.
Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups
Texas MoMe 2026: 10/16/2026-10/17/2026 Corsicana,TX Contact Ben Had for info |
« Italian Sources: France Forged Niger-Uranium Docs to Embarass Bush and Protect Saddam |
Main
| Economy Grows, Budget Deficit Falls »
September 07, 2004
New Blogroll Additions: A Ginormous UpdateA lot of people say they're happy to add new additions to their blog rolls. Personally, I think that's a lot of bullshit. Basically, linking other bloggers means giving attention to your direct competitors. When I go into a GM dealership, the salesman doesn't walk me over the Toyota lot and suggest that I check out the new Camry. And yet, in blogging, I'm supposed to just graciously deflect away all the attention and validation I so desperately crave to some other dude. Oh, well. Just another one of those crazy "rules" our so-called "society" imposes on us, like the requirement that keep their pants on in mixed company. On this one point, I'm in perfect agreement with Ted Kennedy. It's not always a sexual thing-- sometimes it's just about comfort. And convenience. All of the new bloggers get the Ace of Spades HQ stamp of approval. They've got good links and interesting ideas. Some are analysts; some are humorists; some are incorrigible rapscallions. Unless I'm mistaken, there's even one or two ribald jackanapes on the list. And some are Hugh Hewitt who, apart from being a fine commentator and an important voice in the conservative movement, could probably also finagle me Ann Coulter's phone number. A few of these bloggers already are getting a lot of attention; others are going to garner attention. Some of these people might even wind up as beloved television hosts. Meanwhile, I -- long-suffering I -- will languish in unrewarded obscurity; the closest I'll ever come to celebrity will remain the time I inadvertently received a cable bill addressed to Tacklebury from the Police Academy movies. If I didn't link you and you think I should have, drop me a line. I'm sure I missed people here and there. Also, some of the people I "welcome" below have actually been on the list for a couple of months, but I never actually welcomed them, so I'm welcoming them now. For one blogger -- Sydney T of Sydney T's Weblog -- I offer both a welcome and an apology, for, although I've had her "linked" for months, I had a non-working link in the blogroll, which is sort of like having an Orbitrek in your apartment-- it looks nice and all, but it's utterly useless, except perhaps as a poorly-conceived towel-rack. At any rate: I'm now pleased (not really) to welcome the following new additions to my blogroll.
* Not who you think it is. A different Fat Guy. One who's actually worth reading. ** Also not who you think it is. A different fat kid, with better musings. Fat Kid has known relationship to Fat Guy, except perhaps that the first lives in Metropolis while the latter remains in Smallville. posted by Ace at 02:09 PM
CommentsThanks Ace :) Posted by: Jennifer on September 7, 2004 02:39 PM
No problem. I like your site. Posted by: ace on September 7, 2004 02:42 PM
Woo hoo! Thanks man. Unexpected to say the least. Seeing as how I just got back from a 10-day road trip, I've got little in the way of new posts, even less time to work on them but now, a whole truck-load of motivation. And no, I'm not taking it personally that I'm the last one added - and thanks for de-bunking the potential Oliverfatasswillis confusion. :) Posted by: fat kid on September 7, 2004 02:58 PM
I, too, thank you, kind sir. The honor is all yours. I promise I won't steal your readers. Maybe borrow them for a little while, just to rough 'em up a bit. You know, like a viking. Tonight, we must celebrate. I hope you can hold your liquor. Cheers, Posted by: Dave on September 7, 2004 03:12 PM
thanks ace, that's good of you now i have to go think of something interesting to write :) Posted by: francisthegreat of geek empire on September 7, 2004 03:12 PM
Wow, guess the three people that read my blog actually followed the links here! You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. Thanks, and keep up the great work! Posted by: TSL on September 7, 2004 04:59 PM
Thanks, wow, neat. Posted by: Yaron on September 7, 2004 05:10 PM
Ace, Posted by: Terry Notus on September 7, 2004 07:09 PM
Um, no pressure or anything... Thanks Ace. Posted by: Thebastidge on September 7, 2004 08:15 PM
Ouch. Denied. Not that I'm bitter or anything, but I'm taking you off my blogroll. Also, I'm taking my ball and going home. And since I am an Egyptian crocodile, I'm going to devour your soul. We'll see how you like that. Posted by: Sobek on September 7, 2004 08:17 PM
Sorry for the oversight. I just added you. I had assumed you were already on the list. Posted by: ace on September 7, 2004 08:26 PM
Okay, devouring cancelled. Lucky for you... Posted by: Sobek on September 7, 2004 08:36 PM
As long as we're at it, can I get you to put little sirens on either side of my link? And boost the font size? That would be sweeeeeet. Also, see what you can do about getting an animated crocodile eating Osama bin Laden instead of just the name of my blog. Again, that would be sweeeeet. Posted by: Sobek on September 7, 2004 08:38 PM
I'm still wondering how the hell I got on this list... but I won't complain. :) Thanks ace. Posted by: Rob on September 7, 2004 08:46 PM
Shucks. I feel like I owe you a beer or something. Posted by: Justin on September 7, 2004 09:26 PM
Thanks, dude! I'll try to work Paul Anka into more of my posts. Posted by: jeff on September 7, 2004 09:54 PM
Wait a minute -- some of these links aren't even real. This is bullshit! I really wanted to see I Am Curious (Pink)& Margaret Cho's Homo-A-Thon. Crap. Posted by: jeff on September 7, 2004 09:59 PM
Ace, I pay attention to you all the time, and I think you're valid, there I said it. Your teat could not taste any more melon-y-sweet. Thanks. Posted by: the UNPOPULIST on September 7, 2004 11:54 PM
I'm just a three note solo: 1) Social security, and Kerry's shitty plan for it. Thanks for the nod, although my connection is currently taking a shit, so new updates will be spotty for a bit. But the archives are fucking GOLD. Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on September 8, 2004 02:35 AM
Ace, Thank you. I think I am part of the "incorrigible rapscallions," (daring to open-carry in Washington State). "Incorrigible rapscallion," I will wear this badge with honor. Posted by: Jason on September 8, 2004 02:50 AM
*quickly jumps on the bandwagon of ass-kissers* Thanks your holiness *bows deeply* My object is not to thank you with words, but remember you when I'm the big guy ;) Posted by: Digger on September 8, 2004 03:12 AM
Wow, I thought a take a perusal, hoping agaisnt hope that I'd see me- and there I was. Thats very kind, thank you! Posted by: Jane on September 8, 2004 07:52 AM
Not to pick nits, but do you suppose you could turn my link red? The black text stands out nicely against the others, but doesn't really do much when you click it. Posted by: Justin on September 8, 2004 11:40 AM
Hey, thanks Ace! I've always liked this site, just on the basis of it being a place where fools are quickly ushered out the back door. But now I actually feel like part of a potentially dangerous mob, for the first time in my life. Posted by: joe on September 8, 2004 01:34 PM
Some unknown force has fixed the spelling of my name, so instead of being coy I can gave a whole-hearted "Thanks!" You ARE the fucking hammer! Posted by: Terry Notus on September 8, 2004 06:36 PM
Thanks, Ace... I've been reading your blog a while, I'm glad that you found my work interesting as well. Posted by: thoughtomator on February 17, 2005 08:03 PM
Post a comment
| The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines
Democrat Congresswoman Sara Jacobs cites Me-Again Kelly, Cavernous Nostrils, Alex Jones and Tuq'r Qarlson as proof that concerns about Trump's mental health are "bipartisan"
As Bonchie from Red State says: Know the op when you see it.
Leftists who have been drawing Frankendistricts for decades are suddenly upset about Republican line-drawing
Socialist usurper Obama cut commercials urging Virginians to vote for the bizarre "lobster" gerrymander -- but now says gerrymanders are so racist you guys Obama is complaining about the new Louisiana map -- but here's the thing, the new map has much more compact and rational borders than the old racial gerrymander map Pete Bootyjudge is whining too. But here's the Illinois gerrymander he supports.
Big Bonus! Under the new Florida congressional map, Debbie Wasserman Schultz will probably lose her seat
And she can't even go on The View because she's ugly a clump of stranger's hair in the bath-drain
ANOTHER LEFT WING ASSASSIN ATTEMPTS TO KILL TRUMP
If I understand this, the left-wing Democrat assassin attempted to get into the White House Correspondents Association dinner, and was stopped at the magnetometers, which detected his gun. I guess he pulled out the gun and was shot by Secret Service agents. Erika Kirk was present.
Forgotten 70s Mystery Click
You made me cry when you said good-bye 70s, not 50s Now that is a motherflipping intro
NYT Melts Down Over Texas Rangers Statue Outside... Texas Rangers' Stadium
"The Athletic posted a lengthy article about a statue outside Globe Life Field, presenting a virtue-signaling moral grievance as unbiased news coverage." [CBD]
Important Message from Recent Convert to Christianity and Yet Super-Serious Christian Tuq'r Qarlson: Actually Muslims love Jesus, it's Trump and his neocons who hate him
Tucker Carlson Network Trump's trolling tweet was ill-advised, but Tucker is just lying when he claims the Christianity-hating President of Iran was "offended" by this. He's one step away from announcing his official conversion to Islam. He literally never stops praising Islam. Well, he suddenly became Christian two years ago, there's not much stopping him from converting again. You can track Tuq'r's official conversion to Islam with this Bingo card.
People say that the bearded man in the video of Fartwell molesting a hooker looks like Democrat Arizona Senator Rueben Gallego, said to be Swalwell's "best friend" and known to take vacations with him.
@KFILE 21m So the campaign is collapsing due to the truth of the sexual harassment allegations. That hissing sound you hear is the air going out of the Swalwell campaign. UPDATE: No it wasn't, it was just Swalwell one-cheek-sneaking out a fart on camera Eric Swalwell more like Eric Farewell amirite thanks to weft-cut loop.
This is the dumbest AI bullslop I've seen in a while: the CIA can use "quantum magnetometry" to track an individual man's heartbeat from twelve miles away
I wouldn't click on it, it's not interesting, it's just stupid clickslop. I just want to share my annoyance with you.
Oil prices plunge on bizarre realization that Eric Swalwell may actually be straight. A rapey molester, allegedly, but a straight one.
Recent Comments
Alberta Oil Peon:
"Music for the top pic:
https://youtu.be/8FcWW-f ..."
BarelyScaryMary : "Lis Truss was in office > the time we've been kick ..." Aetius451AD work phone : "No fucking Rush. ..." Cow Demon: "It's 2112 CDT!!! ..." the hampsters: "[i]Standing by, in case of Rapture. Posted by: Li ..." Liz Trass: "Standing by, in case of Rapture. ..." Kindltot: "[i]I'm no longer Prime Minister. Posted by: Liz T ..." Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy[/s] [/i] [/u] [/b]: "Interesting and scary video about why Iran won't d ..." BarelyScaryMary : "Turns out it was "big ol' jet airliner" Posted ..." Aetius451AD work phone : "I think even libs would like openai to go down in ..." Kindltot: "So I had a commercial C-130 overfly the house, and ..." wth: "That alpaca looks just like Adam Schiff. ..." Bloggers in Arms
RI Red's Blog! Behind The Black CutJibNewsletter The Pipeline Second City Cop Talk Of The Town with Steve Noxon Belmont Club Chicago Boyz Cold Fury Da Goddess Daily Pundit Dawn Eden Day by Day (Cartoon) EduWonk Enter Stage Right The Epoch Times Grim's Hall Victor Davis Hanson Hugh Hewitt IMAO Instapundit JihadWatch Kausfiles Lileks/The Bleat Memeorandum (Metablog) Outside the Beltway Patterico's Pontifications The People's Cube Powerline RedState Reliapundit Viking Pundit WizBang Some Humorous Asides
Kaboom!
Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president. A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty. The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility The Dowd-O-Matic! The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) Archives
|