Kerry taking a walk on the wild side. It looks like a beer bottle, but what's he thinking about while he sucks it down?

Anybody that watches the Simpsons knows the entire steel industry is gay.

They work hard, they play hard.

It's a Lance Armstrong bracelet.

Oh. I guess I shouldn't make fun of that.

Ace,

Follow-up on Kerry's trip to Ohio.

Got a problem with Amstel Light, chump?

Oh, no. It's very healthy for one's vagina.

But that's just me. I'm a man. My drink of choice is a Black and Black, which is a mix of Guinness and spent engine oil.

I've always found cider to be healthiest for my vagina. Lends a really nice piquant apple smell to it.

At least they didn't catch Lurch putting down a cold one with his pinkie out.

the yellow bracelets are sold for like 5 bux and raise money for his cancer foundation.

The Livestrong wristbands are actually a buck, and have taken on a life of their own...especially here in Lance's hometown of Austin...a tremendous marketing idea for a good cause. http://www.laf.org/

The Bracelets are a cool idea.

Lance Armstrong is a god who prison-raped the French on their own soil and made them pay him all sorts of fucking glory for theprivilege of taking it up the poop-chute from him. Also, he supports the president.

John Kerry could wear a fricking "WWJD" bracelet for all this little black duck cares, and he'd still be a patrician asshole who acts like he has a corncob shoved up his ass.

I'm drunk as an Irishman (fookin appropriate since I'm a significant percentage Celtic) and thus cannot be held responsible for anything I've typed.

But if it's relevant and at all clever, bet your sweet ass I'm taking credit.