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September 05, 2004
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At least it's not Amstel Light or peach schnapps. Note: I asked, in a snarky way, what those yellow bands on Kerry's wrist were. Turns out they're Lance Armstrong bracelets, which I'm guessing has something to do with solidarity with cancer survivors. I guess I shouldn't be making fun of that. posted by Ace at 08:16 PM
CommentsKerry taking a walk on the wild side. It looks like a beer bottle, but what's he thinking about while he sucks it down?
Posted by: michael dennis on September 5, 2004 08:22 PM
They work hard, they play hard. Posted by: ace on September 5, 2004 08:23 PM
It's a Lance Armstrong bracelet. Posted by: Dave on September 5, 2004 08:29 PM
Oh. I guess I shouldn't make fun of that. Posted by: ace on September 5, 2004 08:34 PM
Ace, Follow-up on Kerry's trip to Ohio. Posted by: addison on September 5, 2004 08:38 PM
Got a problem with Amstel Light, chump? Posted by: Allah on September 5, 2004 08:39 PM
Oh, no. It's very healthy for one's vagina. Posted by: ace on September 5, 2004 08:41 PM
But that's just me. I'm a man. My drink of choice is a Black and Black, which is a mix of Guinness and spent engine oil. Posted by: ace on September 5, 2004 08:43 PM
I've always found cider to be healthiest for my vagina. Lends a really nice piquant apple smell to it. Posted by: Allah on September 5, 2004 09:00 PM
At least they didn't catch Lurch putting down a cold one with his pinkie out. Posted by: on September 5, 2004 09:25 PM
the yellow bracelets are sold for like 5 bux and raise money for his cancer foundation. Posted by: Jennifer on September 5, 2004 10:03 PM
The Livestrong wristbands are actually a buck, and have taken on a life of their own...especially here in Lance's hometown of Austin...a tremendous marketing idea for a good cause. http://www.laf.org/ Posted by: robert on September 5, 2004 10:15 PM
The Bracelets are a cool idea. Lance Armstrong is a god who prison-raped the French on their own soil and made them pay him all sorts of fucking glory for theprivilege of taking it up the poop-chute from him. Also, he supports the president. John Kerry could wear a fricking "WWJD" bracelet for all this little black duck cares, and he'd still be a patrician asshole who acts like he has a corncob shoved up his ass. I'm drunk as an Irishman (fookin appropriate since I'm a significant percentage Celtic) and thus cannot be held responsible for anything I've typed. Posted by: Brian B on September 5, 2004 11:57 PM
But if it's relevant and at all clever, bet your sweet ass I'm taking credit. Posted by: Brian B on September 6, 2004 12:55 AM
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