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Fox Ratings SlamAt some point, with FoxNews beating the broadcast networks and CNN now behind even MSNBC, the Liberal Media Spirit Squad is going to have to admit FoxNews is a real news operation. And, one day, advertising firms (largely based in liberal cities) are going to have to start paying FoxNews at least as much as they pay CNN to reach one-third or less of FoxNews' audience. Which may mean that I can one day turn on FoxNews and not be assualted by a commercial for the music of Christy Lane. No offense. I'm sure she's a nice lady. But I don't think I should have to now know all of the lyrics to her songs (One day at a time, Sweet Jesus... and One set of footsteps, in the sand, though you promsied me you'd hold my hand... and of course I bel-ieeeve in Angels...) just because I want to see what's happening in Iraq. posted by Ace at 06:00 PM
CommentsI wonder what Miss Lane thinks of John Kerry? Posted by: Josh Martin on September 2, 2004 06:09 PM
I guess it was sort of an obvious point. And here I was, all proud. I never got around to reading other blogs today, until I started doing the rounds an hour ago. There's so much news (most of which I haven't gotten to yet) that I'm just pulling off of Lucianne.com that I just never got around to checking out my usual starting rotation. Posted by: ace on September 2, 2004 06:09 PM
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finally, it was said. seriously, those commercials make my skin crawl. espescially the "i believe in angels" part, with the picture of the kid that looks like a living hummel figurine. and ms. lane has a michael jackson nose. Posted by: frendlydude2k on September 3, 2004 12:29 AM
Or, better yet, maybe the money guys at CNN and the networks will realize that entrusting a billion-dollar operation to hacks out of touch and with most of the viewing public is bad journalism and bad business. Posted by: Clark on September 3, 2004 12:29 AM
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