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October 25, 2026

Sunday Overnight Open Thread - October 25, 2026

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Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Sunday ONT. Appreciate you stopping by. Open thread, as always. Fashion and music, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?


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Gays for Trump!


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Hockey players are awesome



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'Ette Couture (Courtesy of Piper)

It's that time of the week - when we turn the ONT over to our good friend Piper for a bit. Here's this week's fashion pr0n.

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Can You Name These Women’s Shoe Styles? A Fun Fashion Quiz

By request, this quiz tests how well you know the classics and the everyday icons. For each shoe below, read the description, look at the picture and pick the correct name from the list. Answers are at the end—no peeking!

The names: Kitten heels • Espadrilles • Stilettos • Pumps • Slingbacks • Wedges • Mules • Mary Janes • Platform heels • Ballet flats • Ankle booties • Loafers • Peep-toes • D’Orsays


The Quiz

1. A classic closed-toe shoe with a low-to-mid or high heel, smooth upper, and no straps or buckles across the instep. It slips on easily and defines polished elegance.

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What is it?

2. Extremely thin, tall heel (usually 3–4+ inches) that creates a dramatic, leg-lengthening line. Often with a pointed or almond toe.

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What is it?

3. Short, curved, slender heel typically 1–2 inches high. Softer and more wearable than a full stiletto while still giving a feminine lift.

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What is it?

4. Open-back shoe with a strap that wraps around the back of the heel. The defining feature is that rear strap.

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What is it?

5. Canvas (or fabric) upper attached to a thick, braided rope sole. Often flat or lightly wedged with a summery vibe.

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What is it?

6. Continuous solid heel that slopes from the front of the sole to the back—no separate heel piece. Known for comfort and stability.

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What is it?

7. Open-back shoe with no strap or covering around the heel. You simply slide your foot in.

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What is it?

8. Closed-toe style with a single strap across the instep (often with a buckle). The strap is the signature detail.

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What is it?

9. Thick platform sole under the ball of the foot combined with a high heel for extra height and a bold silhouette.

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What is it?

10. Soft, low-profile flat with a rounded or slightly pointed toe and a flexible sole.

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What is it?

11. Ankle-height boot that covers the ankle bone, often with a zipper, elastic, or buckle.

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What is it?

12. Slip-on shoe with a low heel or flat sole, often casual yet polished.

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What is it?

13. A style (usually a pump or heel) with an open front that reveals the toes. The “peek-a-boo” cutout is the defining feature.

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What is it?

14. A elegant pump or heel where the sides are cut away low, creating an open, curved silhouette along the arch. Named after a 19th-century French countess.

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What is it?

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Answer Key
1. Pumps
2. Stilettos
3. Kitten heels
4. Slingbacks
5. Espadrilles
6. Wedges
7. Mules
8. Mary Janes
9. Platform heels
10. Ballet flats
11. Ankle booties
12. Loafers
13. Peep-toes
14. D’Orsays


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