Wow!!
I'm against trade embargoes so I'm calling for extremely high tariffs to keep out this nuisance.

I think basic American self-respect will do the job more effectively than any tariff ever could.

They'd better make the things armored if they plan to sell them here.

"Hey! No peeing standinthgj'sgj...." Followed by the hissing of destroyed, shorted electronics.

I swear, I'm not a supporter of spousal abuse or anything, but if I ever find one of those in my bathroom, my wife's gettin five across the eyes and will then proceed to eat the device.

No problem, just leave the seat down while peeing standing. So some gets on the seat; not a big deal, she'll clean it up before she sits down.

As a second-generation American from largely German stock, I cannot fathom how degraded the modern German male is from my grandfather and even my father (though he was American-born).

Neither my grampa or my dad were abusive or anything of the sort, but telling the man to SIT to PISS? The house would crumble around their ears before that would occur outside of a crap.

It boggles the Teutonic mind.

Good thing my wife accepts a healthy degree of chauvanism on my part. Then again, if she didn't she wouldn't be my wife.

"sitzpinkler"

HA HA

"Hey, stand-peeing is not allowed here and will be punished with fines,

(perhaps they might have to wear a urine-stained star...)
so if you don't want any trouble, you'd best sit down,"

"...ve haf vayz of making you sit..."
(Deutchland,Deutchland,uber alles...)

one of the devices orders in a voice impersonating the German leader...

Oops, wrong leader.