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August 18, 2004

Alleged Comedian Bill Maher to Play Satan

In a play spoofing -- i.e., slandering -- traditionalist Christians.

This casting is all wrong. Satan wouldn't be such a sawed-off little shortie. He also would have some charisma.


posted by Ace at 02:26 PM
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Somebody should do this mocking shit theatre with Islam.

Oh, wait, that's right- the writer, director, playhouse owner, and all the actors would be murdered.
Yeah, rather pick on Christianity.

Posted by: lauraw on August 18, 2004 02:38 PM

Further proof that Christians are intolerant bigots who viciously slander those who disagree with them.

Posted by: Brian B on August 18, 2004 02:46 PM

By the way, Kathleen Anderton? If you're reading this, that's sarcasm.

Posted by: Brian B on August 18, 2004 02:48 PM

Chesterton once said that there's no bigot like an atheist.

"It will be a parody of itself. It will be very funny. We're having a hoot," said Rowe, who represents the Center for Inquiry-West, which says it promotes and defends reason and science.

Because, you know, we never had reason or science in Christendom.

Somewhere, Peter Abelard is weeping.

Posted by: dillene on August 18, 2004 02:57 PM

Go Bill Maher! Way to really go out there in a limb! Lampoon those Christians! Never been done before! Oooh, maybe even make a Pat Robertson joke!

Posted by: Clark on August 18, 2004 03:17 PM

Well, now at least we'll be able to see what Satan looks like with a smarmy grin.

Posted by: Smack on August 18, 2004 03:29 PM

I feel sorry for Bill Maher....talk about being typecast!!!!

Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on August 18, 2004 03:37 PM

I'm just trying to picture Andy Richter as Jesus, and, frankly, I think Maher's making a mistake by casting someone both funnier and more engaging than himself to be the straight man.

At least I assume Richter will be a straight man. This IS a Maher production, after all, so I imagine that instead we'll see J & S engaging in gay sex or something, 'cause, you know, Maher's an intellectual and all.

Dang. I don't know if that last sentence is sarcasm, satire, or irony.

Posted by: ccwbass on August 18, 2004 03:48 PM

It's Sarctirony.

Posted by: Brian B on August 18, 2004 03:55 PM

What is this new word
That describes the bloggers' voice?
It's "sarctirony."

Quite nice.

I'd suggest putting it in the Urban DIctionary, but I'm still waiting for those jerks to approve my definition for the verb "Carter" (i.e., to cater to the interests of groups hostile to the United States. Ex: "Kerry will totally Carter to the UN if he gets elected").

You might get lucky, though.

Posted by: ccwbass on August 18, 2004 04:06 PM

ccwbass,

Based purely on context, I would have thought "to Carter" would be defined as "to fellate oppressive foreign dictators."

Close enough, I guess.

Posted by: Rocketeer on August 18, 2004 04:24 PM

Eh. "cater" "fellate" - the Maher's in the details, as the old saying goes.

[ducks. runs.]

Posted by: ccwbass on August 18, 2004 05:01 PM

Note to casting director: Satan's nickname is not "the Prince of Dorkiness". That was a typo.

Posted by: Paul Zrimsek on August 18, 2004 07:58 PM
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