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August 18, 2004
Alleged Comedian Bill Maher to Play SatanIn a play spoofing -- i.e., slandering -- traditionalist Christians. This casting is all wrong. Satan wouldn't be such a sawed-off little shortie. He also would have some charisma. posted by Ace at 02:26 PM
CommentsSomebody should do this mocking shit theatre with Islam. Oh, wait, that's right- the writer, director, playhouse owner, and all the actors would be murdered. Posted by: lauraw on August 18, 2004 02:38 PM
Further proof that Christians are intolerant bigots who viciously slander those who disagree with them. Posted by: Brian B on August 18, 2004 02:46 PM
By the way, Kathleen Anderton? If you're reading this, that's sarcasm. Posted by: Brian B on August 18, 2004 02:48 PM
Chesterton once said that there's no bigot like an atheist. "It will be a parody of itself. It will be very funny. We're having a hoot," said Rowe, who represents the Center for Inquiry-West, which says it promotes and defends reason and science. Because, you know, we never had reason or science in Christendom. Somewhere, Peter Abelard is weeping. Posted by: dillene on August 18, 2004 02:57 PM
Go Bill Maher! Way to really go out there in a limb! Lampoon those Christians! Never been done before! Oooh, maybe even make a Pat Robertson joke! Posted by: Clark on August 18, 2004 03:17 PM
Well, now at least we'll be able to see what Satan looks like with a smarmy grin. Posted by: Smack on August 18, 2004 03:29 PM
I feel sorry for Bill Maher....talk about being typecast!!!! Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on August 18, 2004 03:37 PM
I'm just trying to picture Andy Richter as Jesus, and, frankly, I think Maher's making a mistake by casting someone both funnier and more engaging than himself to be the straight man. At least I assume Richter will be a straight man. This IS a Maher production, after all, so I imagine that instead we'll see J & S engaging in gay sex or something, 'cause, you know, Maher's an intellectual and all. Dang. I don't know if that last sentence is sarcasm, satire, or irony. Posted by: ccwbass on August 18, 2004 03:48 PM
It's Sarctirony. Posted by: Brian B on August 18, 2004 03:55 PM
What is this new word Quite nice. I'd suggest putting it in the Urban DIctionary, but I'm still waiting for those jerks to approve my definition for the verb "Carter" (i.e., to cater to the interests of groups hostile to the United States. Ex: "Kerry will totally Carter to the UN if he gets elected"). You might get lucky, though. Posted by: ccwbass on August 18, 2004 04:06 PM
ccwbass, Based purely on context, I would have thought "to Carter" would be defined as "to fellate oppressive foreign dictators." Close enough, I guess. Posted by: Rocketeer on August 18, 2004 04:24 PM
Eh. "cater" "fellate" - the Maher's in the details, as the old saying goes. [ducks. runs.] Posted by: ccwbass on August 18, 2004 05:01 PM
Note to casting director: Satan's nickname is not "the Prince of Dorkiness". That was a typo. Posted by: Paul Zrimsek on August 18, 2004 07:58 PM
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He was their living lawn jockey, period. They won't say that 'cause they're sensitive and down with his struggle and all. He was there to appease and flatter their sense of being uplifters of the oppressed. In truth, he served as their living lawn jockey -- no more, no less, and unworthy of even a second thought on their part. Tokenism, pure and simple.-- Krebs v Carnot
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Interesting video. Some key parts: drones were responsible for 70-80% of all battlefield deaths in mid-2025, and I bet it's higher now. The Russian army is incredibly corrupt. Men get assigned to the most dangerous frontline units, the "Storm" units, unless they pay a superior $2,000 to be assigned to a different unit. Furthermore, there is often no real training for recruits -- commanders pocket the money that would have gone towards fuel and ammo costs incurred during training. Much "training" consists just of taking a single picture of soldiers doing something soldier-y, like fording a river, and publishing that as proof that the training was done. Even when it is done, training is only two weeks long.
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Update to the video of a Russian soldier being spun around and thrown by the machinegun he was operating: The soldier was testing an old, archaic Russian machinegun intended to be mounted to a helicopter. The old gun was pressed into service as a possible anti-drone gun. The Russian army is generally depleted and being forced to bring a lot of old, unreliable weapons and platforms to the front.
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