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June 22, 2004

Brave Islamofascist Warriors Score Another Military Triumph

Al Qaeda Heroes Successfully Engage and Defeat a Single Defenseless, Unarmed Civilian

Brimming with martial pride, they boast they'll defeat defenseless, unarmed civilians wherever they find them. Their skill on the battlefield is unmatched in all of human history, so long as the battlefield in question is a restaurant, school, or day-care center.


posted by Ace at 02:44 PM
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I wonder if Michael Moore will now say that all Koreans are wimps because a black guy would have fought off his captors and escaped.

Posted by: WindyCity on June 22, 2004 03:12 PM

At the risk of stealing a march from the president of Colorado University, I've got a quiz for you:

What word describes these murderous Islamofascists and is also a valid word if you substitute the first letter with either of the two preceding letters of the alphabet?

Posted by: Patton on June 22, 2004 03:26 PM

Again;

Small explosive devices should be provided for those nice civilians who have volunteered to work in these shithole middleastern countries.

Exploding hostages would become very unpopular.

This poor fellow could have struck a blow to the enemy and made his countrymen safer at the same time.

That's my wack-nut idea of the week and I'm sticking to it.
Were you at the last meeting?
What did I tell you?

Posted by: lauraw on June 22, 2004 04:48 PM

Maybe this is a little simplistic, but the appropriate South Korean response seems to be as plain as the nose on our faces.
If I'm the Prez of So. Korea, I say the following: "This is the sum total of my negotiation: If our countryman comes to any harm, we will increase our troop presence in Iraq by +1000. And 1000 more S. Korean troops will enter Iraq for every one S. Korean citizen who is murdered there. We shall see who reaches "critical mass" first."

To me, this should be the standard for all coalition partners, including the US, in all future "hostage situations."

Maybe this is too "black and white," but hey, thats just me...

Brian

Posted by: BC2004 on June 23, 2004 12:57 AM

OOORAH Brian.

Am glad however that S. Korea didn't pull a Spain during this bad episode.

Posted by: lauraw on June 23, 2004 10:19 AM

which is all you can really business know about a stranger when you cat meet them (aside from maybe cat cues you get about where you irs see them at, and inferences baby name based on how they're dressed, education online etc., but those are only generalizations home depot at best, and stereotypes at toy worst). The downsides are legion, golf

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