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June 18, 2004

The Moral Case for Torture

I understand the great dangers of torture -- that we might begin to inflict this horrific treatment routinely. I understand that there is a moral imperative -- or, as I would term it, a moral near-imperative -- against the practice.

I understand that, in fighting monsters, one should guard against becoming a monster oneself.

But let me ask this:

Suppose torturing -- inflicting pain which will be recovered from; i.e., not maiming -- six known Al Qaeda terrorists reveals a plan to shoot a single man on the street in Annan.

One man. I'm not talking about a "ticking time bomb." I'm talking about saving only one man's life. One man.

Can anyone say that the immorality of inflicting pain on six dedicated killers is actually worse than immorality of letting a man die whom you might have saved?

Put it like this: Suppose we don't abuse those men, but we know that abusing them could have saved that one man's life.

Who, with a straight face, can go to that man's widow and children and patiently explain that it was more important to treat inhuman monsters humanely than to save that man's life?

Would the widow or children agree with this moral calculus?

Would you agree with the calculus, when forced to confront the negative consequences of the ethic against absue of killers?

Utilitarian calculations are often brutal. So brutal we almost completely avoid discussing them at all, except when forced to-- such as in car-design-negligence trials.

But the fact is we employ a vicious, brutal, and ultimately moral utilitarian calculus every day of our lives. We know that lighter cars, with lighter bumpers and lighter chasses, will result in a certain additional number of vehicular-collision deaths than heavier cars. But we have decided, collectively (if not individually), that the benefits of lighter cars -- to wit, better gas mileage -- actually outweigh the number of people who we know with mathematical certaintity will perish because of our decisions.

We accept this primarily because we don't bother thinking about it. But even when we are forced to confront it, we collectively say: We will accept that fact. We don't know who these additional dead people will be, but we accept the risk that we ourselves may count among their numbers, and we say that the deaths, and the risk of our own personal death, are justified.

We know that lifting the speed limit by 10 mph will result, with mathematical certainty, in a certain additional number of people -- mothers, fathers, daughers, and sons -- dying on the road every year. But we've made the cruel calculus that our convenience in getting from one place to another ten minutes faster justifies these deaths.

I don't disagree with this judgment. But no one can claim that we have made the preservation of human life absolutely sacrosanct in these decisions. Deaths are an important factor, but we have decided that the negative of additional deaths can often be outweighed by even trivial considerations. Such as one's right to drive 65 or 70 on a highway.

If saving human lives is not itself sacrosanct -- if other considerations can compete even with saving human lives -- can we argue that inflicting pain on cutthroats and bombers and death-cult murderers is, on the other hand, sacrosanct and inviolable?

Is that the position of Glenn Reynolds? I'm asking in all seriousness. Is it his belief that we can essentially sacrifice human life to achieve some useful but not morally compelling goal (saving gas, speeding a trip), but that the ethic that we must not, under any circumstances, inflict pain on known killers and cutthroats is absolute and cannot be similarly outweighed by competing considerations?

Utilitarian calculations are, as applied to matters of life and death, brutal and ugly. Everyone flinches from examining these issues in such a mathematical way; we all recoil from the understanding that human life can be less important than achieving some lesser goal. We all claim that it's an absolute imperative that we preserve human life no matter what the competing considerations, but we all know that's a lie. It's just a lie that sounds good.

If those who oppose torture wish to argue that the ethic against torture outweighs the competing consideration of preserving human life, that is their right. They can claim that just like we willingly sacrifice human lives in the interests of gas-economy and the vague notion of "saving the environment," surely we can also sacrifice human lives to safeguard the moral imperative of not deliberately inflciting pain on another human being.

That is not necessarily a bad argument. I wouldn't call anyone making that argument morally unserious.

But I think it's time we actually did hear that argument. If it's more important that we not inflict pain than we save human lives, let us hear that case made. Let us stop simply asserting that we must never torture without explaining why.

I think that saving a human life -- even one human life -- is more compelling a consideration than safeguarding the comfort and human dignity of cutthroats and murderers. I think that's a decent argument as well.

Perhaps I'm wrong. If I'm wrong, I'd like to know why. I'd like to hear it stated forthrightly from the opponents of torture why it's more important that we not torture Al Qaeda murderers than we see one additional man make it home to his wife and children without being shot in the back of the head, or exploded as he walks on the street, or abducted and then beheaded on videotape.

So far we've been having this argument largely by implication only. Neither those who support torture of terrorists, nor those who oppose it, have been willing to honestly engage on the issue. Those who oppose it simply dismiss torture as being inhuman, without confronting the fact that's it's also quite inhuman to let a man die simply to safeguard an important moral priniciple. Those who support it have been cagey and evasive about stating their reasons why.

Well, there are my reasons. Where are the reasons against?

Crushing Rejoinder Which Isn't So Crushing at All Update: The way the anti-torture ethicists answer this question is by avoiding it, that is, they simply deny that torture can result in saving a human life.

It never works, they say. Never. Never ever ever never ever never.

This is the common childish way to avoid a difficult hypothetical: by simply denying the premise of the hypothetical. Asked to choose between the moral imperatives of not inflicting pain and saving a human life, people often childishly answer that they choose both: They choose to both never inflict pain and save human lives, because torture doesn't work anyway.

With all due respect, someone who's actually used torture to save human lives disagrees [link coming].

But a narrower claim can be made. Those who argue that the ethic to never torture is more imperative than the ethic to save a human life will say, quite plausibly, that torture didn't seem to work in the case of Paul Johnson. After all, they will say, the Saudis probably tortured Al Qaeda suspects, but to no good result.

But we actually don't know that. We don't know how determined the Saudis were to track Paul Johnson's abductors down; we don't know if they ever came across anyone with any association with the abductors. I think we should torture when it can save a single life, but not when it can't save a human life. And if the Saudis never captured anyone with any association with these abductors, then torturing them could do no earthly good, as they simply didn't know anything.

And yes: Of course, it will often be difficult to tell the difference between those who have information that could save a human life and those who could not.

That said, when you do capture someone who you know knows something about the operations and personnel of an organization intent on murdering innocents, and you know that organization will, to a mathematical certainty, take innocent human lives unless you persuade those you've captured to reveal information about the organization, how can you say that these murderers are more deserving of comfort than an innocent civilian is more deserving of his very life?

When we know someone is a member of Al Qaeda, what is the argument against torturing him, whether you know he's involved in a specific plot or not? You know the reason he's joined Al Qaeda: To kill innocent people. Is it necessary that we know precisely which innocent person he plans to kill before we start twisting his arms and beating the shit out of him?

He didn't join Al Qaeda for the free fucking health-club membership, after all. He didn't join Al Qaeda to work on his lats or take advantage of the lap swim.

He joined to kill people.

He will have information helpful in stopping the other members of his cell from killing people.

Is his comfort more valuable than their lives?

Addendum: This Guy Says Torture Works: Re-printing a previous post....

The Atlantic Monthly headlined an article thus in January 2002:

A Nasty Business

Gathering "good intelligence" against terrorists is an inherently brutish enterprise, involving methods a civics class might not condone. Should we care?

The writer is torn by self-doubt and his precious conscience, but he recounts this story:

I cannot use his real name, so I will call him Thomas. However, I had been told before our meeting, by the mutual friend—a former Sri Lankan intelligence officer who had also long fought the LTTE—who introduced us (and was present at our meeting), that Thomas had another name, one better known to his friends and enemies alike: Terminator. My friend explained how Thomas had acquired his sobriquet; it actually owed less to Arnold Schwarzenegger than to the merciless way in which he discharged his duties as an intelligence officer. This became clear to me during our conversation.

"By going through the process of laws," Thomas patiently explained, as a parent or a teacher might speak to a bright yet uncomprehending child, "you cannot fight terrorism."

Terrorism, he believed, could be fought only by thoroughly "terrorizing" the terrorists—that is, inflicting on them the same pain that they inflict on the innocent.

Thomas had little confidence that I understood what he was saying. I was an academic, he said, with no actual experience of the life-and-death choices and the immense responsibility borne by those charged with protecting society from attack.

Accordingly, he would give me an example of the split-second decisions he was called on to make. At the time, Colombo was on "code red" emergency status, because of intelligence that the LTTE was planning to embark on a campaign of bombing public gathering places and other civilian targets. Thomas's unit had apprehended three terrorists who, it suspected, had recently planted somewhere in the city a bomb that was then ticking away, the minutes counting down to catastrophe.

The three men were brought before Thomas. He asked them where the bomb was. The terrorists—highly dedicated and steeled to resist interrogation—remained silent. Thomas asked the question again, advising them that if they did not tell him what he wanted to know, he would kill them. They were unmoved.

So Thomas took his pistol from his gun belt, pointed it at the forehead of one of them, and shot him dead. The other two, he said, talked immediately; the bomb, which had been placed in a crowded railway station and set to explode during the evening rush hour, was found and defused, and countless lives were saved.

On other occasions, Thomas said, similarly recalcitrant terrorists were brought before him. It was not surprising, he said, that they initially refused to talk; they were schooled to withstand harsh questioning and coercive pressure. No matter: a few drops of gasoline flicked into a plastic bag that is then placed over a terrorist's head and cinched tight around his neck with a web belt very quickly prompts a full explanation of the details of any planned attack.

I don't see this as a difficult choice. I understand that we are doing bad. But I also understand we are doing bad in order to do good. That happens sometimes.

Thomas, you'll note, didn't just torture a terrorist; he actually "murdered" one in cold blood. (I don't know if we can really call this "murder," but I've no doubt as to what the statutes would say about it.)

Did he do wrong?

Should he have just allowed the bomb to detonate?

Would that have been the more moral choice? By what calculus?

Update: Brock writes:

Just to clarify Instapundit, I don't think he was saying "Never torture." His statement was closer to "Never have _a rule_ for when torture can be used." Rules can be abused; technicalities can be stretched, and the slippery slope starts there.

I think his point was "You can never torture, unless you can later prove (based on all the evidence) it was the right thing to do."

Okay, I've heard that take before. That we allow torture, but we don't allow it. Wink wink. On the QT. Keeps things from getting out of hand.

But here's the thing: That's out the window right now, because the liberals in this country are not content to leave it on the QT. For reasons of pure political positioning, they want to expose it and declare it illegal.

So we don't have that choice. Conservatives kept quiet about Clinton's extraordinary rendtions -- delivery of terrorists to Arab countries for torturing -- and thus the keep-it-quiet-and-formally-illegal option was open when we had a Democratic President.

But the liberals are not willing to keep it quiet now, are they? Apparently their delicate consciences will only countenance torture when it's a liberal Democrat doing the torturing.

Since the liberals are exposing this and demanding that the practice be ended, I don't see any other option at this point but to publicly defend the practice.

Quite frankly, I think it's even a winning political issue. If the liberals want to rule out torturing terrorists under any circumstances, let John Kerry affirmatively promise that. But of course he doesn't-- he just criticizes Bush without saying what he'd do in that situation.

By remaining silent, we're letting John Kerry punish Bush politically for doing the right thing without himself pay a political price for compromising US security.

..

Some argue that even terrorists have rights. Well, I say that no man has any rights except those which he can defend. By social contract, we grant rights to each other, and agree to defend those rights for each other. When a terrorists commits himself to his endeavor, he is outside the contract and I have no responsibility to protect his rights. When I torture him for information (practical torture you might say; not Baathist "for Saddam's glory" torture), I am defending my own rights and the rights of all members of civilization (even the French).

Well said.


posted by Ace at 02:22 PM
Comments



I'll chime in on this, but first let me say that I'm not a philosopher and that I currently have that middle position where I'm against torture in general but might approve of it were the need pressing and great. I'm sure I'd hurt someone if I thought it could save a member of my family pain in his stead.

That said, I think the greatest danger from accepting torture is not 'harming the dignity' of someone who's a murderer - that's pretty insane right there. Give me 10 lashes anyway over a year in federal lockup, and I'll walk (or crawl) away with more "dignity" at the end of it. I think the greatest danger is to the one doing the torture, or approving of it. That, by inflicting pain on another human being, you might grow to -enjoy- doing it, for its own sake rather than out of a sense of justice. It's not something I'd shy away from completely - as a person or as a nation - I'd just want to be very, very careful in the process.

Posted by: Dirge on June 18, 2004 02:49 PM

I'll take a stab at it:

I think coming at this from a "maximize living people" angle is the wrong approach. That might sound strange coming from a pro-life, anti-death penalty (in most cases) Catholic, but I think it's wholly consistent.

It's the old "the ends do not justify the means" argument, basically. Each act that you take should be moral in and of itself. The life lost in the scenario you envision is not your fault in any way -- it is the fault of the person who did the killing.

If I were the victim in this case and my wife the possible torturer, I would hope and pray that she would not torture someone because the good of her soul is more important than my life. Ideally I would love everyone enough to want them to avoid torturing another, but I have difficulty with that if they carry a (D) after their name or hail from France. (Just levity. Ignore.)

Of course, that all disappears if you don't believe in a soul.

Posted by: Gleeful Extremist on June 18, 2004 03:04 PM

It would be much simpler and easier if our society would learn two things. Patience and understanding.
For the most part, patience. In our T1 line, microwave, Fed-Ex overnight era that we live in people expect to see results in a matter of minutes, not days. I like to refer to these folks simply as morons.
As far as understanding, they need to understand that war is a nasty, shitty, evil business and if they don't have the stomach for it, they just need to shut the hell up and let those grunts do what needs to be done. Don't impede them and damn sure don't criticize what they don't understand.
Screw dignity and human rights when comes to winning or losing. That may sound harsh but, when you're working the business end of an M16A2. Those two don't even show up on the radar.

Posted by: Dick on June 18, 2004 03:09 PM

This all depends on the definition of torture. The way some define torture, it absolutely *isn't* useful for getting accurate information out of people. It has to be purposeful and limited to what is reasonable. We don't want people to tell us things just because they're afraid. False information is more harmful than none at all.

For instance, what Col. West did was admirable. What the people at Abu Ghraib did was just useless. They were just screwing around and it didn't do any good at all.

Posted by: Smack on June 18, 2004 03:20 PM

We don't want people to tell us things just because they're afraid. False information is more harmful than none at all.

No, it's not. This is, I'm sorry, a spurious objection.

The chance of having an interrogation subject lie during an interrogation is not limited to torture-situations. Interrogation suspects routinely lie during non-coercive interrogations; it happens eight billion times a day in every police precinct.

We do not say that because the subject might lie, we ought not interview him at all, because the possibility of him lying is so dreadful we dare not ask questions at all.

Furthermore, it isn't true that lies are of no value. Cops spend an awful lot of time listening to lies, and they use those lies to figure out the truth.

"False information" is NOT better than "no information at all." It is better to have a subject lying to you than to have him remain perfectly silent. At least when he's lying, you can confront him with proof of his lies -- as cops do every day -- and get him to change his story.


They were just screwing around and it didn't do any good at all.

I'm not sure if they didn't do any good-- the Pentagon wouldn't tell us if they extracted information from the prisoners, as that would be taken as proof that the abuse was ordered -- but I grant you that they were "just screwing around," haphazardly inflicting indignity and pain without much discipline.

I'm talking about professional torturers. The ones you don't hear about, because they don't take fucking pictures of their craft.

We do have them, of course. We know this. We know we tortured Khalid Sheik Mohammed; we can guess we've tortured a hundred others.

I don't see anything wrong with that.

Posted by: ace on June 18, 2004 03:28 PM

If I can support the death penalty - and I do - than I don't see how I can automatically be against torture.

However, I can draw a line between reasons for torture. Torture in order to get information that will save American and Coalition lives: Good torture. Torture a'la Abu Ghraib as a form of foreplay before the threesome begins: Bad torture.

I really have to boil it down to that simple a formula.

Dick, above, makes an excellent point. I add that mercy after war is one thing; winning the war so that we can bestow mercy is another thing entirely. I would rather be on the side of the victorious living, thank you very much.

Posted by: ccwbass on June 18, 2004 04:11 PM

A few random thoughts, not really an answer:
1) The calculus of morality is interesting. We say it is better than 100 guilty men go free than one innocent man is jailed. Well, how do we know it's just 100? Is 101 guilty men going free too many? What about 1,000? What about every single guilty person since the dawn of time...better they all go free than jail one innocent man?
And guess what? We have jailed innocent men...so how many more guilty people do we have to let go free to make up for it? Or did the mistake of jailing a few innocents now free us to do whatever we want?

2) I agree a little bit with the Gleeful Extremist: I don't want anyone tortured for my sake. But then, if I knew your loved your child more than anything and that child was threatened, I would be willing to torture to save you from your pain...maybe. Because you can also say that doing the torture has a corrosive effect on the soul, the emotion, and the personality of the torturer. Is even saving lives worth that?

3) Finally, in ancient China, they had a perfect conviction rate: every criminal confessed. Of course, they were tortured until they confessed, so that casts some doubt on the efficacy of that claim. But, interestingly, if you didn't immediately confess, they would then torture your accuser to see if they would recant, the idea being that the one whose cause was just would be willing to endure more pain to see justice served. ...which is an interesting thought.

4) I think you may have convinced me, however, with the point: They joined al Qaida to kill innocent people. That's dang hard to sidestep.

Posted by: Nathan on June 18, 2004 04:25 PM

"When we know someone is a member of Al Qaeda, what is the argument against torturing him..."

Some concerns;

Who makes that determination? Do police sometimes make mistakes and detain the wrong people?

When some of us are official government torturers, what does that do to us? I would think being a torturer could harm the ordinary person who now has this grisly job/ life experience.

Having expressed those concerns, I am all for the choice to torture...but torture should be safe and rare!!!

Posted by: lauraw on June 18, 2004 05:46 PM

Just to clarify Instapundit, I don't think he was saying "Never torture." His statement was closer to "Never have _a rule_ for when torture can be used." Rules can be abused; technicalities can be stretched, and the slippery slope starts there.

I think his point was "You can never torture, unless you can later prove (based on all the evidence) it was the right thing to do."

Other than that, I largly agree with your post. I'm a fairly vindictive person at times, and in my mind anyone who has willfully joined al Qaeda or another such organization has already lost their humanity in my eyes. They are already under the sentence of death - by US criminal law. Conspiracy to murder is a capital offense. Being a member of a terrorist organization is prima facie evidence of such a conspiracy. QED.

Some argue that even terrorists have rights. Well, I say that no man has any rights except those which he can defend. By social contract, we grant rights to each other, and agree to defend those rights for each other. When a terrorists commits himself to his endeavor, he is outside the contract and I have no responsibility to protect his rights. When I torture him for information (practical torture you might say; not Baathist "for Saddam's glory" torture), I am defending my own rights and the rights of all members of civilization (even the French).

It's an ugly, ugly business - but I could not live with myself if innocents had died and there was something I could have done to save them. I'm not selfish enough to believe that my feelings about torture are more important than an innocent's life.

Posted by: Brock on June 18, 2004 05:46 PM

I have two main arguments against torture.

First, your moral calculas makes an assumption that cannot be made. It's the assumption in the line:

"Suppose torturing -- inflicting pain which will be recovered from; i.e., not maiming -- six known Al Qaeda terrorists reveals a plan to shoot a single man on the street in Annan."

You are assuming here, and in the general calculation, that torture WILL reveal life-saving information. I'd take a knife to someone culpable to save my son, but how would I feel if I gouged out the eyes of someone who in the end turned out to be not involved? How many innocent individuals, or individuals with no information, would you torture to save one individual? Because once you make that decision, why not toture everyone?

Which brings me to another comment. If your calculus applies to torturers, why not criminals here? If torture savings lives is acceptable in Iraq, certainly it is acceptable here. And we know cops never make mistakes, so you would personally be in no danger to spending 3 days in hell.

Posted by: Clark on June 18, 2004 11:34 PM

No, it's not. This is, I'm sorry, a spurious objection.

The chance of having an interrogation subject lie during an interrogation is not limited to torture-situations. Interrogation suspects routinely lie during non-coercive interrogations; it happens eight billion times a day in every police precinct.

The difference is that in a torture situation (here I'm talking about real torture--gouging eyes out, cutting tongues off, etc.), the suspect ends up merely saying what they know they're supposed to say. This is useless information.

I really suspect that we're talking about two different situations here, however. What you call torture, I probably wouldn't. I might call it intimidation or interrogation techniques. And when done by competent and disciplined staff, tends to prove very effective (as in the case of Col. West, who deserved to be promoted rather than demoted).

Posted by: Smack on June 19, 2004 12:46 AM

Which brings me to another comment. If your calculus applies to torturers, why not criminals here? If torture savings lives is acceptable in Iraq, certainly it is acceptable here. And we know cops never make mistakes, so you would personally be in no danger to spending 3 days in hell.

That's a good question. I don't have a glib answer ready for that one.

The best I have off the top of my head is the old liberal standard, "But this is different," but I'm aware that's not a very satisfying reply.

Posted by: ace on June 19, 2004 01:47 AM

clark,

I actually think I have an answer now. You may not be satisfied by it, and you may charge that it is results-oriented, i.e., I'm just coming up with premises to justify my conclusion, rather than deriving a conclusion from a set of premises.

But it's more rigorous, at least, than "But this is different.

But it's late, and I'm going away this weekend, so you'll just have to wait for my scary-important answer until Sunday night or Monday.

Let me inject some Andrew Sullivan-like drama into this:

"Don't rush me. I'm still torn between justifying torture and rejecting it as barbarous. I'm a thinker, damnit, unlike all these other conservative hacks, and I'm carefully sifting through the philosophical conundrums in trying to figure out what the best policy is for the next four years. Some of us haven't made up our mind already."

Maybe another contributor can provide an answer in the interim.

My answer has much to do with the particular structure of the terrorist cell organization, with particular emphasis on the vitally important business of finding out who the other terrorists are -- something that is generally not necessary in mundane law-enforcement, where, let's face it, the cops pretty much know exactly who all the criminals are. It's not exactly a secret who's who in the Bonano crime family.

Posted by: ace on June 19, 2004 02:12 AM

"My answer has much to do with the particular structure of the terrorist cell organization, with particular emphasis on the vitally important business of finding out who the other terrorists are -- something that is generally not necessary in mundane law-enforcement, where, let's face it, the cops pretty much know exactly who all the criminals are."

I'll ignore for the moment the idea that cops know who all the criminals are. The point is that we DON'T know who the terrorists are, or at least the vast majority. So when our troops grab some Iraqi in a raid on a house that uncovers hidden weapons, there is no way to be sure whether he placed those weapons there himself, or whether his cousin put them there, or whether some locals thugs, who he doesn't know, placed the weapons there are told him they know where his grandkids live, so he better just shut up and stay put.

I think this is one of the main points. I am sure most people, if they had their hands on that Belgian sicko, would be happy to authorize whatever means necessary to find the location of any gilrs he had buried alive somewhere. And I doubt most people would have any trouble with any treament that KSM got, or al-Zarqawi might receive (well, except for the Europeans). The problem is that the vast majority of people that our troops in Iraq or cops at home want to question are not so blatantly guilty.

Posted by: Clark on June 19, 2004 10:12 AM
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Malcolm Jamal-Warner, the son on The Cosby Show, dies of drowning at age 54: reports
Warner was in Costa Rica on a family vacation and drowned while swimming near Cocles after allegedly being caught by a high current on Sunday afternoon. The incident occurred between 2 and 2:30 p.m. local time.
Costa Rican National Police told The Post that Warner was pulled from the water by people in the area and taken to shore, where the Costa Rica Red Cross tried to revive him but were unsuccessful in their efforts.
His body was taken to the morgue at San Joaquin de Flores for an autopsy. The cause of death is listed as asphyxiation by "submersion."
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