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Trump announces RFKJr. for HHS (via the NY Post):

"For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health," Trump wrote in his announcement, making rare use of his X account to broadcast a cabinet pick.

"The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country. Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!"

for the lads: highly suitable for mounting

Compilation of idiot leftists proclaiming that Trump can't win, guaranteeing Harris win
What would we do without "elites" and "experts"
Here's a compilation of older proclamations that Trump can't win

For ace:
Yacht Rock: A Dockumentary
Ace's call for more acknowledgement of yacht rock has been answered. [TJM]

Some common sense and cleavage as deep as Thomas Sowell

Kevin Costner: "We have to defend [Liz Cheney]. We have to protect her."
Softheaded liberal idiot.

The new border czar compared to the old border czar (who really wasn't called a border czar at all, you racist disinformation spreaders)

Trump gives stronk (for real) statement on the transgender pipeline

I Love AI: Biden and Obama talk on the phone. Fake? You be the judge... [dri] (Fbomb warning)

Gun Control Will End Mass Murder Massacres. 35 dead, 43 wounded, as a driver intentionally plows through crowd at sports center in a southern Chinese city [dri]

Trump outlines his day one executive orders, including the outlawing of feminists' asymmetrical bowl-cut hairdos and bangs
Thanks to soothsayer

Ryan Long: Will being a woman be illegal under Trump?
Hilarious stuff, give it time.

Midnight's Edge: Woke "Muh Diversity/Muh LGBT" leftist feminist Grace Randolf actually wonders if she's been in a leftwing bubble all along, and realizes that maybe the "Republican bubble" is larger than the leftwing one
She also realizes that social media and the legacy media have "misled" her.
Republicans aren't in a bubble. We all know what the left is thinking and saying because corrupt social media companies constantly push the Marxist propaganda media on us. It's the left that is sheltered and protected in curated spaces from ever hearing a dissenting point of view. Many of us might like to be in a bubble, but the Marxist propaganda media's domination, along with the Google/Microsoft determination that everyone's feeds must be stuffed full of the Marxist propaganda media ops, means we can't bubble up even if we'd want to.

NFL and college players are doing "The Trump" dance after touchdowns

A passionate speech at a city council meeting
It's one of those joke ones.

CBS Propaganda officer Scott Pelley is depressed and confused by Trump's win, can't figure out why Americans don't believe in the Biden Miracle Economy

Weaponized government targeting Trump supporters cleaning up from Hurricane Milton. This is from The Daily Wire: “FEMA Official Ordered Relief Workers To Skip Houses With Trump Signs” [Buck]

Bounding Into Comics
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'Action Comics' Writer Mark Waid Considers Retirement Due To Re-Election Donald Trump: "I Don't Believe In The Basic Goodness Of My Fellow Americans Anymore, And Without This, I Cannot Write Superheroes"

Article here
This sissy has always been a tantrum-throwing manbaby. He's spiraling downwards. Good.

FEMA Official Ordered Relief Workers To Skip Houses With Trump Signs [Hat Tip: ShainS] [CBD]

Riley Gaines
@Riley_Gaines_
[TRUMP:] "Within hours of my inauguration, I will sign an EO banning any federal dept or agency from colluding with any organization, business, or person to censor, limit, categorize, or impede the lawful speech of American citizens."

video here

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Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

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Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

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