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Our "Mainstream" JudiciaryShe helped him escape. Not, "she freed him by citing a technicality." She actually, physical planned and executed his escape from the police. Here's the kicker: She's a registered Republican. Has that sunk in yet? Good. Now that's it's sunk in, sink it back out. I'm just fucking with you. Of course she's a Democrat. Duh. posted by Ace at 05:17 PM
Comments"She's a Republican" You bastard. You had me for a second. Is this what it feels like to be Punk'd? Posted by: sonofnixon on June 14, 2004 05:21 PM
This psycho judge needs to be removed from the bench and arrested for being an accomplice. Posted by: Xoxotl on June 14, 2004 05:23 PM
LOL. Even worse than that NY Supreme Court judge who was busted for DUI this year, and proclaimed she was being singled out for her race (one of the arresting officers was black, BTW). She was actually acquitted, unbelievably. Posted by: Moonbat_ONe on June 14, 2004 05:27 PM
I've learned my lesson. I have a drink with me, and I had put it down with the lid screwed on tightly before even thinking about reading Ace's work. This post is a brilliant example of why that is such a good idea. Dude, seriously that was the kind of post that keeps me coming back for more. Good show, old man. And BTW, did you hear what Al Franken said yesterday? Posted by: Aaron on June 14, 2004 05:29 PM
Blackburne was head of some city agency or other during the Dinkins administration; she ended up resigning under fire after going way overboard on the decor for her office. A ridiculously expensive pink leather couch was involved, as I recall. Posted by: mikeski on June 14, 2004 06:09 PM
Isn't that a euphemism for female genitalia.. pink leather couch? Posted by: sentinel on June 15, 2004 08:41 AM
Don't worry, justice will prevail. According to the article, she's been reassigned. That'll teach 'er. Has to do civil cases instead of drug cases. Posted by: Phil on June 16, 2004 02:36 PM
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Dolly Parton is badgered into saying something negative about Trump's bus-board locker-room talk, but refuses to bow to the media pressure, telling the twink agitator she learned long ago to "keep your damned mouth shut"
What I'm appreciating is that while her surface is soft and sweet, she's got some actual steel a centimeter underneath.
1977 interview shows that Barbara Walters has always been a seaward and Dolly Parton always had "country class"
Walters actually asks Dolly Parton if she knows that people think she's a joke. This because Walters can't get over the fact that a show-woman has 1, big breasts, and 2, dresses a bit outrageously because, get this, she's an entertainer. A stage performer. You know, someone people pay money to see live and expect them to put on a show. She never would attack Liberace for wearing glitter-tuxedos. But she's mad that Dolly Parton makes Barbara Walters look bad through association (by being a woman). Babs, you wish people associated the two of you. Believe me, we can tell the difference.
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This Senator Fought Wildfires From Planes. Now He's Fighting Activists and Bureaucrats "senator tim sheehy on the 'unholy alliance' of environmental rules and activism that's preventing firefighters from doing their jobs..."
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Months ago, I reported that the final Zodiac cypher had been cracked and the name of the killer revealed. And the name of the killer turned out to be someone suspected in the unsolved Black Dahlia murder. The general tone of my mention of this was "serious you guys, this is real."
Well, it's not real. It's total bullshit. Sorry about that. I did two things: 1, I bought into something, a conspiracy theory really, because it was new and exciting. And 2, I allowed a self-declared "expert" to snow me over with his "expert" claims about solving ciphers, an alleged expertise I could not challenge because I know practically nothing about codebreaking. I remember being similarly swindled by self-declared "experts" babbling about "chromatic aberrations." (Although I didn't really buy into that, but I found it "interesting" and I wasn't strongly skeptical about it. Hey they said they're "experts," they must know that they're talking about, right?) I screwed up. It won't be the last time, I'm sure.
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