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June 14, 2004

Our "Mainstream" Judiciary

Laura Blackburne, a judge in Queens, helps a suspect escape from the court by having a bailiff escort him to a judges-only elevator and then to a back-door.

She helped him escape. Not, "she freed him by citing a technicality." She actually, physical planned and executed his escape from the police.

Here's the kicker: She's a registered Republican.

Has that sunk in yet?

Good. Now that's it's sunk in, sink it back out. I'm just fucking with you.

Of course she's a Democrat.

Duh.


posted by Ace at 05:17 PM
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"She's a Republican"

You bastard. You had me for a second.

Is this what it feels like to be Punk'd?

Posted by: sonofnixon on June 14, 2004 05:21 PM

This psycho judge needs to be removed from the bench and arrested for being an accomplice.

Posted by: Xoxotl on June 14, 2004 05:23 PM

LOL. Even worse than that NY Supreme Court judge who was busted for DUI this year, and proclaimed she was being singled out for her race (one of the arresting officers was black, BTW). She was actually acquitted, unbelievably.

Posted by: Moonbat_ONe on June 14, 2004 05:27 PM

I've learned my lesson. I have a drink with me, and I had put it down with the lid screwed on tightly before even thinking about reading Ace's work. This post is a brilliant example of why that is such a good idea.

Dude, seriously that was the kind of post that keeps me coming back for more. Good show, old man.

And BTW, did you hear what Al Franken said yesterday?

Posted by: Aaron on June 14, 2004 05:29 PM

Blackburne was head of some city agency or other during the Dinkins administration; she ended up resigning under fire after going way overboard on the decor for her office. A ridiculously expensive pink leather couch was involved, as I recall.

Posted by: mikeski on June 14, 2004 06:09 PM

Isn't that a euphemism for female genitalia.. pink leather couch?

Posted by: sentinel on June 15, 2004 08:41 AM

Don't worry, justice will prevail. According to the article, she's been reassigned. That'll teach 'er. Has to do civil cases instead of drug cases.

Posted by: Phil on June 16, 2004 02:36 PM
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