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Expanding the Format: Now Wankette HQ Will Begin Doing Poopie-Jokes, TooNot that the all-anal-sex, all-the-time format was too restrictive (restrictive like tight jeans as you watch Deliverance). But it's still good to have other territory which I can explore. So far, it's butt-fun, weiners, and homos, whether actual or alleged. That's a nice little troika. A man could make a career talking about nothing but butt-fun, weiners, and homos. But my muse Wonkette is a good muse, and she provides me with even more Wonkette-approved subject matter to blather on about. She absolutely slayed me with this hi-larious post: Wonkette House correspondent sends us this notice: GGGGGFrom: House Emergency Communications Center GGGGGThis is a message from the U.S. Capitol Police. GGGGGThe U.S. Capitol Police are responding to a suspicious substance in the men's room GGGGGAll staff and other personnel are directed to avoid this area "Suspicious substance," eh? Well, if you had ever been in there after Hyde, you'd know to avoid it anyway. Zow! Pang! Zoot! Henry Hyde makes poopies which smell stinky. This is cutting-edge political commentary. Wonkette's frickin' jerkin' them out of the park lately. I bow to her brilliance. posted by Ace at 04:57 PM
CommentsScatological humor = 'irreverent and witty' Posted by: lauraw on June 10, 2004 05:14 PM
You're going to rue the day you pissed off an "A" lister. Possibly you will post a public apology sometime in the near future like certain Commies we know. *cough* *wink* Posted by: Rusty Shackleford on June 10, 2004 05:14 PM
I noticed that MTV2 has put "Beavis and Butthead" back in the rotation. Why bother with Wonkette's imitation when you can watch the original? At least until she starts doing music video commentary. Posted by: Raoul Ortega on June 10, 2004 08:03 PM
Uh-huh huh... you said, "Jerking." Posted by: Beck on June 10, 2004 08:16 PM
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Some Invisible Man costumes (which I hope aren't just AI):
An invisible man with a missing body (I assume the real person is *behind* the costume; A kid in the same kind of costume, put together by his mom; another invisible man; and another great Invisible Man costume, my favorite.
Email confirmed as once used by the Muskily Heterosexual James Talarico found in leak of emails of Fling.com sex dating site:
An email address that James Talarico's attorneys confirmed belonged to and was at one time used by the Texas Democratic U.S. Senate candidate appears in a database search result associated with the adult dating website Fling.com's 2011 data breach. A Fling.com account was created with Talarico's email address just before Talarico began teaching sixth graders. "Well I can't believe the trans-child-obsessed Confirmed Bachelor James Talarico is into group fetish shit," said noted void phantom Doctor Nullity, The Man Who Never Existed I'm not the guy who noted this, I saw it on X (Razib Khan maybe), but The Bulwark could be "audience capture". It might have started as the Frum / 90s-Kristol / NRO classic Eisenhower Republicanism. But nobody was reading the Bulwark except leftists.
Some researchers think the enigmatic and unreadable cipher of the Voynich Manuscript has resisted decipherment because the pages were bound in the wrong order, and putting them in the right order might allow them to finally break the code
But as of now: No Joy It occurs to me that a key step in breaking the Zodiac 340 cipher was putting the three parts of it in the correct order.
Flashback: "trans man" Lawyer freaks out after a judge denies "his" motion. He's ultimately arrested. "He" makes so much drama he was just recruited to develop a new CW show.
I'm just wondering if this flighty high-calorie pyrsyn is also in the news today for other reasons.... Update: No, it's not. Zee/Zem says they's name is like "Rob Hopkins" or something. Story here, courtesy of The Blade
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It's about time they took on an important case! [CBD] We call on France to exercise restraint when dispersing the freedom fighters on the streets of Paris. These brave warriors for justice must receive immediate humanitarian aid, and their safety must be guaranteed in accordance with international law. Failure to comply will leave us no choice but to bring a case before the ICJ, in close cooperation with that renowned champion of human rights, Afghanistan.-- Israel War Room [CBD]
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Garrett's Sus iPod Edition
Everybody wants you Everybody wants your love I'd just like to make you mine, all mine Just imagine he's singing that to a dude. BTW I thought this was a completely different band from Garrett's Sus iPod, the Bay City Rollers.
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