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June 02, 2004

Eeesh

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Update-- Because You Asked For It: Dale also provides you with an electoral map, this one with the Democrats in the Reds and Pinks that better suit them.

Dale doesn't force toss-ups into one camp or another, though. So his current map has neither man amassing enough EV's to win.


posted by Ace at 05:53 PM
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I cant take these analyses seriously at this point. The guy over at electionprojection.com has
EV's: Bush 201, Kerry 337

Pct: Bush 45.30%, Kerry 52.87%


Posted by: Golden Boy on June 2, 2004 06:16 PM

I'm probably just a paranoid a**hole, but it sure looks an awful lot like the poll dancers are trying to recreate the 2000 election, in spirit if not in actual supportable data. Anything for a buck in the ol' g-string, I suppose.

Posted by: ccwbass on June 2, 2004 06:57 PM

I won't start watching polls until right after the conventions are over but I must say it pisses me off to no end that ever since the 2000 election, the states that go for Republicans, i.e., NON-COMMIE INFESTED STATES, are designated in red, while the states that are FUCKING INFESTED WITH GODLESS COMMIE FUCKNOZZLES, are indicated in blue. What the fuck is up with that?

Posted by: Sharkman on June 2, 2004 07:36 PM

Godless commie Fucknozzles.....that is fucking great. Just fucknozzle would have been good enough for me, but the totality of it is quite vivid. Made my day.

Posted by: Jennifer on June 2, 2004 07:48 PM

More than a mouthful is a waste, anyway.

Posted by: blaster on June 2, 2004 09:46 PM

Thanks for the link, but I assure you that I get no money for this.

And I chose red because that's what people expect. And it bothers me too, because, dammit, the commies should be red!

Posted by: winston on June 2, 2004 10:22 PM

Times like this, I wish The People's Republics of Kalifonia and Taxachussets would just drop off into the ocean.

Posted by: Mr. Bowen on June 3, 2004 01:38 PM
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