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June 03, 2004

Priest Says Prince Charles Can Re-marry

Okay, you don't care about this, and to tell you the truth neither do I.

But it's embarassing already. Camilla is the love of this guy's life, and they're living as man and wife in all but name as it is. Let them get married already.

Note: I'm not sure I should link this. First the testes-thing, then the poetry on the side of the page, now the Prince Charles-Camilla saga.

Tongues will be wagging.

In my defense, the poem in the sidebar is about firetrucks rushing to a fire, and if a guy can't dig a poem about firetrucks, then surely there's no poetry at all a guy can dig.


posted by Ace at 12:07 AM
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Poetry about flames? Dude...

Posted by: Jim on June 3, 2004 08:38 AM

I don't know Ace...if Lara Flynn Boyle doesn't make a reappearance soon, you may be well on your way to an "outing" by Rusty Shackleford.

Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on June 3, 2004 10:46 AM

Yeah, we like Lara. Or did your girlfriend make you takedown her pic? And put up the poem? And now Prince Charley? Get a grip Ace.

Posted by: dano on June 3, 2004 02:35 PM

Actually, the poem is cool. And the painting. I guess you're, how shall we say, "testing the limits"?

Posted by: dano on June 3, 2004 02:37 PM

Dano,

I took down the pic for several reasons.

For one, it had been up there for more than a week, which is a long time.

For another, my female readers were starting to find the joke getting old.

For a third, some of my readers noted that the picture wasn't precisely work-safe. It wasn't obscene, but then, it wasn't the sort of picture you'd want on your computer as a boss or overly-sensitive co-worker walked by.


The painting was actually inspired by the poem, and I learned of the poem originally through the painting. It's one of the few modern paintings I actually like. I know it's one of the few paintings in the Met or MOMA (forget which) I remember at all.

So, the painting turned me on to William Carlos Williams. It's a package deal.

Posted by: ace on June 3, 2004 04:32 PM

Ain't nothing wrong with posting poetry. And you could do worse than WCW.

so much depends
upon

a red wheel
barrow

glazed with rain
water

beside the white
chickens.

filled with a buffet-drunk
Michael Moore.

Posted by: The Ghost of Richard Brautigan on June 3, 2004 06:40 PM
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