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January 23, 2006

AoS Lifestyle Persecuted by NYPD

Riding pantless on the subway should be a right, not a privelege.

Improv Everywhere, the group that organised the stunt, said more than 160 riders participated in the fifth annual No Pants Subway Ride before police stepped in.

Charlie Todd, who founded Improv Everywhere in 2001, said it's not his group's intent to offend.

He said he wants to create scenes of chaos and joy in public places around New York.

People.
I feel a chill wind suppressing free speech across this land.
A chill wind.
Blowing up the backside of law-abiding Americans.

A cold, icy breeze of repression in the nether regions of every upstanding citizen.

Can you feel it?


posted by LauraW. at 09:40 PM
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Well, now we know what Ace was doing while he wasn't blogging....

Posted by: Monty on January 23, 2006 09:44 PM

I blame Bush! First they came for the pantless, and I did nothing...

Posted by: BrewFan on January 23, 2006 09:46 PM

Dear lord, I'm giggling like a crack-addled gibbon and I can't help myself...

Posted by: lauraw on January 23, 2006 09:47 PM

Cute. Made me laugh.

Posted by: on January 23, 2006 09:49 PM

Gotta watch those nether blowing winds, especially since it's winter over at yours. Shrinkage to the max...

Posted by: Morris on January 23, 2006 10:04 PM

the answer my fri-eeeend,
is blowing up my end,
the answer is blowin up my eeeeend

Posted by: Dave in Texas on January 23, 2006 10:05 PM

Dave!
You're killing me.

Posted by: lauraw on January 23, 2006 10:51 PM

I hope nobody makes the mistake of sitting down on anything metal, outside, in the cold.

Posted by: Dogstar on January 23, 2006 11:06 PM

How many cars must a man climb on
Before you call him a man?
Yes, 'n' how many tokens must a poor man plunk
Before he sleeps in the stall (number 4)?
Yes, 'n' how many times must we unzip our fly
Before we're forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' up my end,
The answer is blowin' up my end.

Posted by: Bob Dylan on January 23, 2006 11:07 PM

How many years can a subway exist
Before union votes must be cast?
Yes, 'n' how many times can they pander and twist
Before they can all kiss my ass?
Yes, 'n' how many times can a man change his mind,
Cause all of the bullshit he sees?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' up my end,
The answer is blowin' up my end.

Posted by: Tom Jefferson on January 24, 2006 12:35 AM

My God... In January?

Think of the SHRINKAGE! Oh, the humanity!

Posted by: Sinner on January 24, 2006 08:25 AM

Actually, think of it as a service to humanity. With any luck they'll never be able to breed after this.

Posted by: Mikey on January 24, 2006 10:19 AM

The girl in the picture looks kind of cute, I don't think you'd mind if she 'bred' with you.

Posted by: lauraw on January 24, 2006 12:42 PM
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