Admit it, you're just jealous. I am too.

Can you boys just let that little hussy go?

Mizrahi is exceedingly gay and a fashion designer. He was checking the hardware in the bodice of that dress to see how her fake rack is held up against the forces of gravity. Shit, if I had a crew of designers, my girls might even hang like that.

Chicks like Scarlett are used to having all manner of people grope her, not because they "want" her, but because she can't dress herself.

Shit, if I had a crew of designers, my girls might even hang like that.

I don't consider myself an expert or anything, but I am willing to learn.

Yep, he was fondling her foundation. However, just because he can get away with it, doesn't mean you can.

What was that you said, kevlarchick?

All I heard was 'meow.'

I sent Ace the link to the video almost a week ago. Someone needs to slap that boy upside the head so he can get his priorities straight.

You may be right lauraw, O wise one.

Methinks I protesteth too much. I guess I just can't compete with those anymore.

However, Dave in Texas apparently is interested in a new learning curve. That, um... perks me up a little.

If being gay means you can fondle breasts like that at will, then OK.....I'm gay. What the hell.

wise one??

Ohhh, I can hear my husband laughing from here...

Shit, if I had a crew of designers, my girls might even hang like that.

AoS chicks...

*Sigh*

God's gift to all of us nerdy nerdlings.

apparently is interested in a new learning curve

anything for the cause of science!

Sorry I'm not placating. Those things are hooterific even if they are fake. But the face, not so much. And I doubt she could make me laugh the way the women here do. Except for Laura. She scares me.

God's gift to all of us nerdy nerdlings.

You're welcome.

AoS chicks...

*Sigh*

God's gift to all of us nerdy nerdlings.

Nerdy nerdlings of AoS--the reason we few chicks post here is because we know you're really white-hot thugs. And we don't like to share that kind of heat with just anyone.

As for lauraw--do not fear her. She is The Oracle.

Its the hunchback, isn't it.

We hunchbacks have been the victims of profiling and vicious stereotypes forever, we're used to it.

wasn't it on your left shoulder?

Its the hunchback, isn't it.

Not at all. In fact, I find it quite endearing and I bet it would make a great place to rest my beer at a party.

No its the knowledge that your sitting there waiting for a stupid comment to be posted and you will jump on it and rip the posters heart and and show it to him as the life drains out of his body. Metaphorically speaking of course.

And knowing that one fine day that stupid person will be me. Yea, its that.

JackStraw,

rip the posters heart and and show it to him as the life drains out of his body.

Dude, I don't think so. She'll eat it while you watch.

You people are high right now, aren't you?

if she's gonna rip out my still beating heart and devour it in front of me, I'm closing my eyes.

No, but I will be in about 20 minutes!

if she's gonna rip out my still beating heart and devour it in front of me, I'm closing my eyes.

Naw - I'm going to keep trying to peer over her hunch for another look at Scarlett Johannson's veranda.

No, but I will be in about 20 minutes

Can we join you? Poor JackStraw and Dave in Texas may need it. Geoff, Dogstar, you guys in?

No placating on this one. It's not like any of us will have to pee in a cup tomorrow. Or ever.

Can we join you?

why, are we falling apart?

*ba dum dum dum*

Hell, I'm stoned 90% of the time I'm on here - I thought it was required.

"It's not like any of us will have to pee in a cup tomorrow."

I never not pee in a cup. Your crazy if you put your urine down the drain - don't you know thats how the lizard people monitor you.

Not a 420 kind of guy, though it's hard to part me from a pint of ESB (any brand) in a pub. As parenting duties resume in a couple of hours, I'll just have to enjoy the fun vicariously.

OK, I must ask, and then we'll return to our discussion of Scarlett's rack being dandled by someone who is not any of you.

Steve, whence goes your urine if not down the drain? And please give me hit off that thang.

then we'll return to our discussion of Scarlett's rack being dandled by someone who is not any of you

Was that a shot? It felt like a shot.

Steve, whence goes your urine if not down the drain? And please give me hit off that thang.

Um, er. Ok, tell me I'm not the only one who misread that.

whence goes your urine if not down the drain?

I put mine in a plant that belongs to a person I don't like at work. It's some kind of ivy.

It doesn't look very healthy right now.

I sell it to a number of ESB brewers.

Not smoking now - going to go lift soon. Besides brownie form gives a longer ride without stinking up your clothes.

Puhleez. I don't want a hit off Steve's worm.

Scarlett's rack. Not being dandled by any of you (including Monty). Urine. Let's get on back to that.

So Dave in Texas, do you just stand over the plant and pee pee? How versatile.

KevlarCheck - There are a number of websites out there that could help you explore your interest in urine.

How versatile.

You know those siphon hoses you clean your fish tank with? I rigged one of those over the cubicle wall.

Unless it's the weekend.

My boss used to say "if we ever come to work and find Dave standing on his desk taking a leak, we'll know the stress has pretty much gotten to much for him".

 
Dave in Texas:

Excellent YF ref.

Thanx!!

There are a number of websites out there that could help you explore your interest in urine.

You would know, man. You and the lizard people.

"You and the lizard people."

Hey, you're the one facilitating their rule by using your indoor plumbing. I'm the good looking rebel living by his own rules and doing my best to subvert urine based control of humanity.

Steve, you rock. Me and indoor plumbing, we're through.

Now go lift, you big rebel thug. I may need you to rescue me someday.

"Look Lois, her boobs are as big as your head. Hahahahaha!"

Peter Griffin

I pee in the back yard, especially at night when I let my dogs out before locking them inside for the night and in the morning when I let them out for the day. Something about peeing outside... though NOT writing my name in the snow... but not when it's just too fucking cold to 'prime the pump'!

Don't make me pull out my Dr. Strangelove sound files concerning the international Communist conspiracy concerning bodily fluids...

You have been warned!

If Madfish Willie has a barbecue, remind me not to go.

WTF?

So I'm cruisin' the comments on one of my fave blogs and it's gone from some actress chick getting felt up by a gay dude to urine, weed, and "lifting" (whatever that means.) Oh, and lizards.

I mean, WTF?

I think ace is gonna be real interested to hear about some of these shenanigans once he gets back.

Um... he is coming back, right?

kelly -

Work on the reading comprehension - lizard people, not lizards.

we're pretty eclectic kelly.

You know when they started putting flouride in the water Mandrake? 1945. How's that coincide with your international Communist conspiracy?

-- Gen. Jack D. Ripper

Come on, steve_in_hb. There's nothing unusual about what Madfish Willie does. Heck, I pee in his backyard all the time.

Kelly,

I have no earthly idea. This is all Ace said to me:

feel like guest-blogging for the next three or four days?

After that and the instructions on how to get on the site and what not. I have not heard a peep.

So, unless the other guest bloggers fess up...the cops will NEVER find out where we hid the body.

Your crazy if you put your urine down the drain - don't you know thats how the lizard people monitor you.

Whoa! I thought I was the only one who knew...

We just put out that rumor about the urine-monitoring so you'd stop peeing on us.

If Madfish Willie has a barbecue, remind me not to go.

I pee over in the corner of the yard... not in the fucking bar-b-que pit!

Heck, I pee in his backyard all the time.

Just make sure you use your own corner and not mine... and don't step in the doggie doo!

Right, lizard people. Got it.

But, hey, if we're going for eclectic, if you're trying to create a ninth chord, it's probably easier if you drop the fifth and make sure to flat the seventh (which goes without saying.)

And as far as finding ace's body, the crew around here is as devious and inscrutable as any to say nothing of prone to cold-hearted acts of violence.

Just about every male I know pees outside every chance he gets. It's a natural man thing. Ever notice how a male dog lifts his leg to hit the highest spot on the fire hydrant? That's so other dogs passing by that high water mark will think "damn, that was one big dog!"

Madfish Willie is no exception. He's a big dog.

Right, lizard people. Got it.

dammit, they already got to kelly!

"Just about every male I know pees outside every chance he gets."

Gotta mark the territory, you know.

As for Ms. J's funbags, given her propensity for elevator shagging and whatnot, I'd guess more than a few have pulled on the silicon milk dispensers.

I, for one, welcome our Lizard People Overlords.

Do they pee outside as well?

Madfish Willie is no exception. He's a big dog.

KevlarChick, I love you!

Madfish, my life is but to serve you and your Willie.

Just don't call my Willie "Wee"

Because it's only short on one end....

Wils, not gonna touch that one. Literally or figuratively.

OK, I watched that again here at home a couple times on my home monitor which is completely superior to my work monitor.

And all I have to say is: her hair looks totally stupid.

If you lift your tortured eyes from her cleavage, you can see that her hair suxx. It looks dirty, pasted to her scalp.

If I had that shitty hair, I would spring for a boob job and a tight red dress too.

Fortunately, I have beautiful thick hair, and a full, round, heaving hunchback.

Nobody thinks twice about my cleavage when they see this enormous mound of flesh behind my left scapula.

Nosirree. They just make up excuses about having a 10 pm dentist appointment.

Never have had a single complaint about MY hair.

lauraw-

And you have the nerve to ask this question:

"You people are high right now, aren't you?"

If you lift your tortured eyes from her cleavage...

Yeah, like THAT'S gonna happen.

Nobody thinks twice about my cleavage when they see this enormous mound of flesh behind my left scapula.

Damn, I coulda sworn last night it was your right scapula. Must have been that intoxicating perfume you were wearing.