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Your Chance to Feel SuperiorAt least you don't play professional tiddlywinks. If you do, and you're male, please, for God's sake, turn in your man card. (via NRO's Corner, where Mr. Miller also points out that, yes, Virginia, there is a professional tiddlywinks association.) Excuse me, I need to go and kill some Nazis in Call of Duty 2 to make up for reading the article. posted by Harry Callahan at 10:39 AM
CommentsFriggin' Seigfried Line was kicking my butt. . .took me three times before I got through. Posted by: MCPO Airdale on January 21, 2006 11:10 AM
Ah yes... There is nothing quite like firin' up the ol' Playstation and killing Nazis to pass the time... heh. So satisfying... Posted by: kyer on January 21, 2006 12:06 PM
I have not gotten around to buying COD2 yet. Maybe when Ace ponies up the dough for this guest blogger gig *cough* I will get it. Untill then, I am going to be firing up Game Spy and playing some good old COD1 Posted by: WunderKraut on January 21, 2006 12:13 PM
Phrases such as: "It's a good potting squidger," "If you're on this, you boondock" and "The blue's over the yellow -- I could consider double-booning" filled the air. And I thought I WAS a geek! Actually, the best line in the article is: most historians think modern tiddlywinks was developed in 1955 by a group of Cambridge undergraduates. It is not known whether alcohol was involved. Not known? It HAD to be involved! Come on. I can so totally see a bunch of drunken frat boys sitting around, all the house whores have already left and they are only a few drinks away from pledge on pledge action when one says, "I've got an idea! Let's play tiddlywinks!" The other brothers went along only because they thought he said "tittiewinks". The rest is history. Posted by: WunderKraut on January 21, 2006 12:32 PM
Yes, Vagina, there is a professional tiddlywinks association Posted by: Biff Boff on January 21, 2006 01:08 PM
"Just the right mix of skill and intellect"? In a pigs valise. You would spend your time better trying to teach dog crap to jump through a flaming hoop. Posted by: Enfant Perdu on January 21, 2006 02:59 PM
YOU'LL PUT YOUR EYE OUT WITH THOSE THINGS!
Posted by: Mom on January 21, 2006 04:19 PM
Ah, but what is really worse? Playing tiddlywinks for money, or paying money to watch people playing tiddlywinks? What's next? Fantasy Tiddlywinks Leagues? Posted by: Simon Oliver Lockwood on January 21, 2006 04:33 PM
Celebrity Tiddlywinks! Posted by: MCPO Airdale on January 21, 2006 06:27 PM
Happy New Year, everyone. (It's been a while). A high-school teacher of mine was (briefly) national tiddlywinks champion. Posted by: Knemon on January 22, 2006 11:46 PM
Good to see you again, Knemon. The gay threads have not been the same (read: really gay) without you. Posted by: Bart on January 22, 2006 11:51 PM
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Some Invisible Man costumes (which I hope aren't just AI):
An invisible man with a missing body (I assume the real person is *behind* the costume; A kid in the same kind of costume, put together by his mom; another invisible man; and another great Invisible Man costume, my favorite.
Email confirmed as once used by the Muskily Heterosexual James Talarico found in leak of emails of Fling.com sex dating site:
An email address that James Talarico's attorneys confirmed belonged to and was at one time used by the Texas Democratic U.S. Senate candidate appears in a database search result associated with the adult dating website Fling.com's 2011 data breach. A Fling.com account was created with Talarico's email address just before Talarico began teaching sixth graders. "Well I can't believe the trans-child-obsessed Confirmed Bachelor James Talarico is into group fetish shit," said noted void phantom Doctor Nullity, The Man Who Never Existed I'm not the guy who noted this, I saw it on X (Razib Khan maybe), but The Bulwark could be "audience capture". It might have started as the Frum / 90s-Kristol / NRO classic Eisenhower Republicanism. But nobody was reading the Bulwark except leftists.
Some researchers think the enigmatic and unreadable cipher of the Voynich Manuscript has resisted decipherment because the pages were bound in the wrong order, and putting them in the right order might allow them to finally break the code
But as of now: No Joy It occurs to me that a key step in breaking the Zodiac 340 cipher was putting the three parts of it in the correct order.
Flashback: "trans man" Lawyer freaks out after a judge denies "his" motion. He's ultimately arrested. "He" makes so much drama he was just recruited to develop a new CW show.
I'm just wondering if this flighty high-calorie pyrsyn is also in the news today for other reasons.... Update: No, it's not. Zee/Zem says they's name is like "Rob Hopkins" or something. Story here, courtesy of The Blade
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It's about time they took on an important case! [CBD] We call on France to exercise restraint when dispersing the freedom fighters on the streets of Paris. These brave warriors for justice must receive immediate humanitarian aid, and their safety must be guaranteed in accordance with international law. Failure to comply will leave us no choice but to bring a case before the ICJ, in close cooperation with that renowned champion of human rights, Afghanistan.-- Israel War Room [CBD]
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