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BET: Global Warming Could Spell Disaster for Blacks.Well now, that's not very entertaining. Anyone else reminded of the old joke about the New York Times headline on Judgment Day? "World Ends; Women, Minorities Hit Hardest"? This thing is a real crock-pot of crockery: Relatively, Blacks are environmental Good Samaritans. Per capita, we emit approximately 20 percent less carbon dioxide than Whites – well below 2020 targets set by the U.S. Climate Stewardship Act. Not only do we use more energy-conserving public transportation, we spend considerably less per capita on energy-intensive material goods.But do blacks use the whole animal, you know, like American Indians? “Katrina showed us that we don’t know how to deal with (environmental disasters),” Miller says. “We really need to make sure that we have mechanisms, escape routes and policies in place that are going to protect those who are most vulnerable.”Mechanisms. . . like buses? Anyway. . . I just love the subtext that even Mother Nature is a racist. First it was The Man, now it's The Mom. Sigh. I just wish I could remind everyone that ALL humans have trouble breathing water with their primate lungs. That whole "drowning" thing tends to inconveniently cut across racial lines. When it comes to the environment, we're all in the same boat, or thrown out of it, together. posted by Dave From Garfield Ridge at 11:50 PM
CommentsHuh?.......Wha?.......(wipes drool from corner of mouth).... Posted by: CraigC on January 20, 2006 12:52 AM
I just love the subtext that even Mother Nature is a racist. First it was The Man, now it's The Mom. See, back in the day, with this kind of provocation, we could have counted on Cedarford to show up with something hilariously outrageous. BRING BACK CEDARFORD!!!!! Posted by: Michael on January 20, 2006 01:03 AM
This study is obviously not taking into consideration the planet killing effects of Dark and Lovely and Queen Helene Hot Oil Treatment. Posted by: Biff Boff on January 20, 2006 01:05 AM
Yet another chapter in the tragic saga "World To End Tomorrow: Women And Minorities Will Be Most Affected." If these clowns had the dimmest imaginable awareness of what they sound like, or the harm they do their cause every time they open their mouths...they'd probably keep right on as they've done. Posted by: fporretto on January 20, 2006 04:44 AM
Blacks are environmental Good Samaritans. Well, someone better tell that to the black teenagers who live in my 'hood. I watch them walk by my house, and drop whatever litter they might have right on the ground. I need to pick the trash up about once a week. Posted by: carin on January 20, 2006 07:32 AM
When it comes to the environment, we're all in the same boat, or thrown out of it, together. But everyone knows that all of the white folks have yachts! Posted by: cirby on January 20, 2006 07:35 AM
Global warming is cuased by HOT AIR from enviromentalists wackos and liberal politicians like AL GORE Posted by: spurwing plover on January 20, 2006 08:50 AM
Blacks are environmental Good Samaritans It's a little know fact that putting spinners on your Navigator will actually increase fuel economy equal to a Prius, convert carbon dioxide into oxygen and cause trees to spontaneously sprout from the ground. Nobody really understands why this is so but it was written in BET so theres that... Posted by: JackStraw on January 20, 2006 09:23 AM
When I lived in Hartford, the black guys that lived in my neighborhood would change their car oil while parked on the street, and drain or dump the old oil into the nearest sewer drain. But they did it in a very caring, Good-Samaritan-like manner. Posted by: lauraw on January 20, 2006 10:39 AM
Actually Mother Nature is kinder to dark pigmented persons when it comes to skin cancer. Social justice demands I be reimbursed for sun screen. Posted by: roc ingersol on January 20, 2006 10:51 AM
The Sun God hates black people! Posted by: Red Jode on January 20, 2006 11:47 AM
This entry: so funny, it had to be posted on the sidebar too! Posted by: someone on January 20, 2006 12:40 PM
More CO2 is put our by termites then by all the factories in the world then theres all those hot bubbling mud pots in YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK including OLD FAITHFUL and all those volcanic eruputions Posted by: spurwing plover on January 21, 2006 09:41 AM
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Former Republican liberal Ben Sasse announces that he has stage IV metastasized pancreatic cancer: "I'm gonna die"
It's not just a "death sentence," as he says, but a rapidly coming one. I hope he can put his affairs in order and make sure his family is in a good as a position as they can be.
Brown killer takes the coward's way out. Naturally.
Still not identified, for some reason. Per Fox 25 Boston, the killer was a non-citizen permanent legal resident It continues to be strange that the police are so protective of his identity.
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The time is now! France must fight for its culture! [CBD]
Megyn Kelly finally calls out Candace Owens
Whoops, I meant she bravely attacks Sydney Sweeney for "bending the knee." (Sweeney put out a very empty PR statement saying "I'm against hate." Whoop-de-doo.) Megyn Kelly claims she doesn't want to call people out on the right when asked about Candace Owens but then has no compunctions at all about calling people out on the right. As long as they're not Candace Owens. Strangely, she seems blind and deaf to anything Candace Owens says. That's why this woman calls her "Megyn Keller." She's now asking her pay-pigs in Pakistan how they think she should address the Candace Owens situation, and if they think this is really all about Israel and the Jews.
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Isn't it pretty to think so? [CBD]
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I'd wanted to review Parts 2, 3, and 4 of Ryan Lizza's revenge posts about Olivia Nuzzi, but they're all paywalled. I thought about briefly subscribing to get at them, but then I read this in Part 2: Remember the bamboo from Part 1? Do I ever! It's all I remember! Well, bamboo is actually a type of grass, and underground, it's all connected in a sprawling network, just like the parts of this story I never wanted to tell. I wish I hadn't been put in this position, that I didn't have to write about any of this, that I didn't have to subject myself or my loved ones to embarrassment and further loss of privacy. We're back to the fucking bamboo. Guys, I don't think I can pay for bamboo ruminations. I think he added that because he was embarrassed about all the bamboo imagery from Part 1. He's justifying his twin obsessions: His ex, and bamboo. Which is not a tree but a kind of grass, he'll have you know.
Olivia Nuzzi's crappy Sex and the City fanfic book isn't selling, says CNN (and CNN seems pretty pleased about that)
On Tuesday, the book arrived in stores. At lunchtime, in the Midtown Manhattan nexus of media and publishing, interest in Nuzzi's story seemed more muted. The Barnes and Noble on Fifth Avenue had seven copies tucked into a "New & Notable" rack next to the escalator, below Malala Yousafzai's "Finding My Way." Not many had sold so far, a store employee said. She trashes Ryan Lizza for his "Revenge Porn" here. Emily Jashinsky says that when the Bulwark's gay grifter Tim Miller asked why she didn't report on the (alleged) use of ketamine by RFKJr., she broke down in tears and asked to end the interview.
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Aktion T4, now with Poutine! [CBD]
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This is how it is done. [CBD]
Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey vows to Somali criminals that he will not cooperate with ICE, then begins speaking in Somali
Gee I wonder why Walz allowed Somali pirates to steal 1 billion in American dollars... could it possibly be that criminal illegal aliens are voting in elections and the Democrats know it and play to that illegal constituency?
Incumbent Senator John Cornyn (RINO - TX) betrayed his party and his country by voting in favor Biden's Afghan resettlement bill in 2021. Cornyn voted to bring in the Afghan who shot two National Guard soldiers on US soil. A vote for Cornyn is an endorsement of importing unvetted, radicalized murderers. [Buck]
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