hmmmm, I might have to rethink that whole "blog anonymity and fake email address" thing.

First a guest blogging spot at Ace o' Spades ...

next buckets of mad blog cash

suh-weet.

Good grief, he's gone to service shawn.

I wonder if there will be a corresponding slowdown at LinkMecca?
Just askin'.

I would be happy to fill in for you ace. I already have a number of topics in mind.

PLV:

Are you sure Ice Station Zebra can spare you? Think of the penguins, man!!

Shopping your script around at Sundance again, Ace?

Good choice of guest bloggers, although next time I'd suggest giving Spurwing Plover a shot. All Spurwing, all the time. That would jack the traffic meter like nobody's business.

All right! Stop twisting my arm already, I'll do it.

Rightwingsparkle,

I just saw your picture over on your site.

You're kind of fine, boy howdy. Way.

Question: Do we have to be nice to the guest bloggers?

My guess is that he has a girlfriend.

He's going to a 70's style resort in the Poconos, complete with heart-shaped 'love tub' and all the pink champagne they can stand!

Ace,

What about Hokie Malarky? He was like a breath of fresh air when he showed up.

lauraw -

1) Mt. Airy Lodge?
2) You seem intimately familiar with the decor

He's going to a 70's style resort in the Poconos

The Purple Panther

try the veal. it's fabulous

My guess is that he has a girlfriend.

Maybe, Lauraw. Could be the Poconos, or it could be a quiet, secluded weekend of intimate male-on-male companionship in this little town.

My guess is that he has a girlfriend.

I hope not. The Ace I know and love is desperate, drunk, and in a bad mood. His happiness would ruin everything.

I just linked to a post on Wunderkraut today, thereby securing good bona fides to gain Ace links. Sweet!

I think he's going to herd sheep on Brokeback Mountain with Allah....

Heh.

Eric....NOW you toss me a link....I see how you opperate :-)

Actually you and Will from WILLisms were the first to ever blog roll me! For that I am greatful.

If Ace has a girlfriend, my life will cease to have purpose and meaning.

Or else I'll just steal him away, one or the two.

Feisty -

Ace is perfectly capable of keeping MULTIPLE women emotionally and sexually dissatisfied.

COME BACK HERE, YOU LAZY BASTARD!

Well WunderKraut, anyone who can write this is in my Hall of Fame:

"Here is an idea, take the broomstick out of your ass and be an actual parent. You know, control what your kids eat and drink."

(sniff) I love you.

heh. Craig's selfish. Like me.

We probably have the same character flaws.

By the way Craig, and I mean this in a heterosexual manly budweiser type way, dude, you got some biceps. Do you like pick up cars for a living or something?

Dang it, I've got to check my email more often.

So post something already, guest goobers. There's mocking to be done.

Yeah, where's the free ice-cream? Dammit!

yeah, let's go! There are additional asinine alliterative alternatives to attempt!

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Someone needs to tell Ace that he needs to give his guest bloggers access to something more than just this thread.

Rightwingsparkle,

I just saw your picture over on your site.

You're kind of fine, boy howdy. Way.

*sigh* I love this site.

Ace, have you asked Monty?

No, Dave, it's just my natural manliness. That and a lifetime of jerking off.

That and a lifetime of jerking off.

With both hands I notice.

Are you ambidextrious, or do you just occassionally go for the strange?

And if it's the latter, try sitting on your hand for 20 minutes before, so it's numb.

Trust me.

The great thing about masturbation is that you're making love to someone you actually care about.

CraigC -

Actually, I dislike myself. But thats alright, because I LIKE angry sex.

I was thinking about posting an open thread, but I'm not sure you people need it.

Flame thread?

What are you up for?

Ace, have you asked Monty?

Or Jack M? Or Mrs. Peel? Or Retired "I'm a Mensa" Geezer? Or Digitalbrownshirt? Or Sobek?

OK, I know they don't bring any traffic to the table, but they've got talent.

Damnit, LauraW. I have plans tonight, and I have to wake up early tomorrow. And now you're talking about a flame thread? Grrrrrr....

Meh. I don't even keep up on my own blog, much less someone else's. Being a commenter takes all the pressure off. Besides, I'm not much of a link-hound (especially now that Allah has the market cornered).

What are you up for?

Favorite Batman quotes!!!!

I want a flame thread! I haven't been here for one yet.

And now I won't be flaming Michael (even though I thought up an insult just for him), 'cause he said he thinks I'm talented. See how easy it is to get me on your side?

I LIKE angry sex.

LMAO!

See how easy it is to get me on your side?

Yes, do go on about how easy you are, Mrs. Peel. The dorks here eat that shit up.

I want a flame thread! I haven't been here for one yet.

The one-legged Aggie girl-scientist-child wants a flame war.

You have seen one of these here, have you?

I LIKE angry sex.

Someone's been watching "Scrubs."

I just posted an open thread on my blog if yall want to hop over. Maybe you could help me take down some of my leftwingers that are driving me crazy!

Somehow, I don't think RWS is asking for a flame war thread, though.

They're an excellent opportunity to watch and learn. Although I'm not impressed by the overly vulgar attempts.

I'm actually busy most of tomorrow, anyway. Alas for missed opportunities.

"And now I won't be flaming Michael"

Mrs. Peel, you'll be the only one not flaming Michael.

Wait till you get a load of his Batman quotes--you will not be able to resist.

flame thread up

That reminds me...

Ace needs to add quotes to the main page from our nice commenters on the Dark side.

I've never seen a more juvenile, dumbed-down, rah-rah, sadistic and deranged group of regular posters...as I have here. Truly pathetic, troubling even.

~Jones

Although I'm not impressed by the overly vulgar attempts.

Mrs. Peel, what are you saying? "Suck my sack" isn't funny? What is wrong with you?

There is this McSwain that calls me 'rightwingclueless' on his blog and this other one jandrew that are like little nats that buzz around my blog...arrgghh.

Give it up Mikey. We all see through your transparently transparent attempt to get to the promised land of seeing Mrs. peel's knees quivering and naked.

Well, Sparkle, I have just flamed you well and good at your site.

IF you dare to check.

I have challenged your natural hair color! HA!

(That counts, right?)

Where have all the cowboys gone, eh RWS?

Oh toots, why do you care?

Don't let those turkeys bother you.

cowboys?

Lipstick,

Thanks for the vote of confidence!

a flame thread at RWS' site.

I might have to say "booger".

I might have to say "booger".

You wouldn't dare!

If a McSwain or jandrew show up... have at 'em!

I did it! Boo-YAH