He also had five counts of Child Porn on his computer.

*I won't say it* I won't say it*

Everyone here knows what I want to say, right?

Okay, I'll say it:
They do have a parade for this guy. It's called the NAMBLA section of most any gay pride parade.

Yeah, but NAMBLA are party crashers. Nobody wants them there. Trust me on this one. I've got friends in SF who do the whole gay pride day parade stuff (yeah, Bart, I know) and they have nothing but contempt for pedophiles.

Nope. That wasn't it.

Something about a biological predisposition towards diddling students, perhaps?

Something about it being a lesser crime when a teacher messes with a teenage boy instead of a teenage girl maybe?

"Everyone here knows what I want to say, right?"

Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = crazy delicious?

If the 15 year old willingly went along with it, they should throw him in prison too.

I think Laura got it, and I'll embellish...

I seem to recall a very large number of jokes being told when the teacher in question was both female and good-looking.

I suppose this child molester wasn't hot enough to be given a pass (except by the judicial system).

Pills.

Yeah, but you love us.

I love you much like a 10 year old loves his hot Spanish teacher, Senorita Myrowitz.

Ew.

Ok, maybe yall haven't heard me rant about porn in general enough. So here goes.

You know the other teachers, the goodlooking female ones? what do you want to bet they were into porn too? What else would get someone so hot they would go for a child??? And it's not just child porn either I'm betting, although I am sure it would make all of you feel better to think that it was.

Yall can joke about porn here all you wish but it really is a horrible terrible thing that damages how we are intimate with those we love. It damages who we are. As I have said before, sex is meant to be had, not watched.

These kinds of things are the result. Spare me your justifications, ok? Because I have heard them all.

*end of rant*

You still like me, right??? right????

As I have said before, sex is meant to be had, not watched.

Oh yeah, right. Have sex. Giggle.

What color are the skies in your world, RWS?

You still like me, right??? right????

Huh! What? Oh. Sorry. Was thinking about Scarlett Johanssen's dress.

Oh, so I guess Laura DIDN'T get it. She must've been too busy surfing for that Hot And Hung website I told her about...

Ace,

Well if you weren't so "a-scared" of girls you might have sex with one.

;-)

Right, maybe I'll just flap my arms and fly to the moon while I'm at it.

I actually typed "have sex with me" Heh!!! Thank God I previewed!

Brokeback Classroom?

match.com?

Have "sex." With "girls."

Guess they just elected a new Mayor of Crazytown.

Ace, RWS, would you two just go get a room already? Jeez.

Gee whiz, Ace, all those slutty NY liberals and you're having trouble??? It's sad when you can't get laid in a whoretown.

A "room." With a "woman." Ka-zing!

Nice one, See-Dub.

Kinda off topic here, but have yall seen Beauty and the Geek? I love that show. The guys are so sweet and seem so grateful to be around a hot girl. And in the shows I watched, the girls really start to appreciate the geeks. In one show one of the beautys goes to snuggle with one of the geeks in bed (with the help of some drinks) and he is in heaven.

Oh, no, bbeck. I'm having lots of "sex" with "girls." Why, just the other day I was cleaning my unicorn of excess starshine and fairydust, and then I fell into a chocolate river and "made love" to an ice elf princess.

I don't need to watch, RWS, I live it.

You guys are funny.

What a bunch of weisenheimers.

well I only dress as an ice elf to make ace happy.

Ace, I thought you stopped playing DnD when you hit 30.

bbeck,

Well, that was kinda my point...;-)

Sorry, RWS, still shaking the "Ice Elf having sex with Ace" image out of my head...and the only thing good I can say about it is that it replaced the "Ace viewing porn alone" image.

bbeck, how about another cartwheel for uncle Billy?

Most people who look at porn never screw kids.
Try another theory, RWS.

And if you're into kids, you're looking at kid-porn.

If you're looking at, say, Jenna Jameson, you're not into kids. She can't be mistaken for a kid.

Actually, anyone seen her lately? I'm not sure she could be mistaken for a human.

Nice plastic surgery, Jenna.

If one can make something be anything just by passing a statute, then the statutory whatsit was indeed a rape. But, speaking now of truth rather than law, I wonder if we can just admit that, by the time a guy's 15, he knows what he wants, and leave it at that.

anyone see lauren holly's plastic surgery over on Wizbang? It was the year in pictures, maybe the third or fourth of January.

I did forget to type "princess' there, didn't I? That does change the visual.

Ok, well think of me as an ice elf PRINCESS. Does that help?

*although you would think that Ace's fantasys might not include "ice' or "elf" but hey, to each his own.

although you would think that Ace's fantasys might not include "ice' or "elf" but hey, to each his own.

I think Ace's fantasies would include just about anything as long as he's wedged in there somewhere.

And I didn't see Lauren Holly's surgery. What did she do to herself?

Lauren Holly's new stripper-sized cans.

No, seriously, they look natural. I'd never guess.

Who is she?

She was the girl in Dumb & Dumber, briefly married to Jim Carrey.

The chick who lost a briefcase or something?

yep.

and now she's got two cantaloups tapped to her chest.

"Who is she?"

She's a lady with big cans.
What else is there to know?

Lot of good pics here, not all safe for work.

I especially like Paris Hilton's overexposed pose.

I do not get the fake boob thing. Everyone who knows you knows they aren't real and it seems like girls love to announce it anyway. It can't feel right.

Guys can't like that. Can they?

Holy crap.

Those are too big for her frame (and every single one of you gentlemen would hit it). To cut her some slack, they only look AWFUL in the pic the shows the cleavage-you-could-drive-a-truck-through. That's the sign of a bad job.

Oh good grief! Did I get Ace started?????

Sorry I mentioned it!

Heh.

Well, we're supposed to say "no," but really, "yes."

But there are limits. Lauren Holly is supposed to be an actress, and those are porn-cans. They're cartoonish. How will she get work with those?

I do not get the fake boob thing.

You were not brought upon this world to "get it," Ms. RWS.
- Lo Pan

give me a pair and I'll get back to you

"She's a lady with big cans.
What else is there to know?"

- Her hopes
- Her aspirations
- What makes her laugh
- What makes her cry
- Whether there are thick bushes outside her windows
- What nights she puts her garbage out

I hope you now realize how shallow you were being.

I'm with RWS. I don't see how men can find fake breasts attractive.

And doesn't any man on this entire site like legs? Why the hell am I running 10 miles a week?

How will she get work with those?

I don't think anyone's been beating down her door lately anyway.

Would WE be talking about her now if she hadn't done that to herself?

Steve-
Sorry.
My bad.

hahaha... compelling. And rich.

I don't know what plastic is.

But I do know what legs are.

Every guy likes legs. But we don't brag about getting "raw knee" off a girl.

Sharon Stone's boobs look painful.

I mean really. Just get a blow up doll. At least you won't have to pay for dinner.

I think, Mrs. Peel, there have been skin shots requested of you already.

I'm not a fan of the fakes - guess I live in the wrong place.

I mean really. Just get a blow up doll.

Done and done. And I mean done.

A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor and bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government.

But her legs are the shizzle.

--Thomas Jefferson

I feel fairly certain that most, if not all, the male posters here would do a woman with no breasts..but they would not do a woman with no legs.

But that's a guess.

but they would not do a woman with no legs.

no legs and no boobs, or like, no?

I think a lot of the male posters here would do a woman with no head.

What's the worst part about eating vegatables?

I like a natural girl like these.

I feel fairly certain that most, if not all, the male posters here would do a woman with no breasts..but they would not do a woman with no legs.

That would be discriminatory towards the differently-gaited.

This is like the Ginger-Maryanne argument. I'm always curious-- would you rather do a nice-looking head with no body, or a really great body with no head?

This is not entirely a hypothetical question.

When you say "no" do you mean complete absence, or just unattractive.

Well I like a girl to be real skinny, 5'8" or taller, chest in proportion to all the rest. One whose figure cuts a nice trim line through the air. So there's your choice, two giant fake cans or a nasty eating disorder. Just don't mix the two, that looks strange.

Commerce with all legs, alliance with none, should be our motto

-- Thomas Jefferson

Look, I don't make these up, I just point them out.

And what about a really hot gnarled dismembered arm? Gotta be something hot you can do with one of those.

Wait, just checked under my couch. Two of those.

THANK you, Steve, for asking. I was a little too freaked out to type the question.

Otho, I'm 5-7 and proportioned. Close enough? ;)

this is funny!

Ed - Are they a matched set or 2 lefties/righties?

Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities. bbeck's cans are just right.

--Thomas Jefferson

bbeck:
After looking at steve_in_hb's link, I'd like to retract my previous comment and say that this lady at the bottom is more what I had in mind.

Complete absence??? Why are you even discussing this???

Freaks.

;-)

Ed - Are they a matched set or 2 lefties/righties?

Yeah, right, like I can ever find a matching pair. They're like socks. They're everywhere.

One of these days I have to get organized. And then I have to make a grandfather clock out of a living woman.

I'm an ass man, myself. Boobs are secondary. Sir Mix-a-lot said it best:

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon...Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her...I like big butts and I can not lie.

I concur with Sparkles. Porn is poison. There isn't a single positive aspect to pornography.

bbeck's cans are just right.

I knew it was only a matter of time...

They're real and they're spectacular! :)

Bart - If you saw my muscular right forearm you wouldn't be so dismissive.

Otho, gahhh....

I'm gettin' too old for this shit.

bbeck - What are you intimidated by her womanly body?

I think some of those girls may be "stuffing."

I'd just like to sit in between them and go to sleep, as though I were back inside my mother's womb...

History, in general, only informs us of what bad cans are.

-- Thomas Jefferson

Oh LOOK! A guy that agrees with me!!!! YAY!!!

Bart, tell the others what real sex is like! I think they would be interested!

What are you intimidated by her womanly body?

No, but I'm scared $hitless at the thought of having sex with her.

Only on this site could a discussion about sentencing turn into a discourse about breasts versus legs.

For the record, though, I don't think fake breasts are attractive. It's not nice to mess with Mother Nature.

I'm imagining what those girls are thinking. "Your going to pay me just to take my picture in a huge, stuffed bra rig? And some white boy, somewhere is going to get off on that?"

You could've mentioned this was in Massachusetts. Saved me the time of clicking on the link. This is too lame to get onto Boston Public.

RWS- Why not both?

so, anti-porn, but pro-actual-sex?

Pervert.

I think breasts are winning hands down (so to speak), Slu.

bbeck - definitely could see some black eyes if things get rigorous. Guess kissing is out - you can't penetrate the protective barrier.

I like large breasts in the right context.

And by "context," I mean china cabinet.

I know real sex might be scary ace, but give at try it won't bite...much.

I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. Already they have raised up a monied aristocracy that has set the government at defiance. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people to whom it properly belongs.

and fake cans look crooked to me. could be I'm not looking square on. I'll get back to you on that.

-- Thomas Jefferson

Yes, I am pro-actual sex, you 'ice elf princess doing it in a chocolate river" (as opposed to nagin's chocolate city) fantasy freak!

Okay, the Ed Gein stuff is creeping me out, so I'll stop it.

The "Ed Gein" posts are ruining my appetite...

harrison, both what?

yls,

nah. Sounds spooky. I heard about a guy who "did it" once and he was never the same.

Had this pitiable "confident swagger" and horrifying "satisfied glow." All the other kids used to laugh at him.

I like Ed. But I am glad he wasn't a real poster.

That was you? Uhh, nice "role-playing", or something.

I cannot live without cans.

-- Thomas Jefferson

Physical sex with another and porn.
The best of both worlds.

Ed Gein, model for Psycho, "Buffalo Bill," etc.

Oh, and "Leatherface," of course.

What Harrison said. I mean, since network television sux, why else have a TV in your bedroom?

Legs?
Shoot, I got legs.
I want what I don't have -- boobs and a cooch.

(Sorry, was that too heteronormative?)

Fags. You guys suck.

~Benedict Arnold

I think the Ace role playing thing has been well established...

harrison,,,,ewwww

A song for Ed...

TV Set by The Cramps

oh baby i see you on my tv set
yeah baby i see you on my tv set
i cut your head off and put it in my tv set
i use your eyeballs for dials on my tv set
i watch tv i watch tv
since i put you in my tv set

oh baby i hear you on my radio
yeah baby i hear you on my radio
you know i flip flip flip for my radio
you're going drip drip drip on my radio
am radio pm radio
since i tuned you inside my radio... like this!

oh baby i see you in my frigidaire
yeah baby i see you in my frigidaire
behind the mayonnaise, way in the back
i'm gonna see you tonight for a midnight snack
but though it's cold you won't get old
'cause you're well preserved in my frigidaire yahhhhhhh....

oh baby look so good in my crib at night
yeah baby look so good in my crib at night
i could give you a million hugs
you look so good all covered up in bugs
oh, i missed some there under your chair
but that's all right, i'll sweep you under the rug...
ah ha ha!

oh baby i see you on my tv set
yeah baby i see you on my tv set
i cut your head off and put it in my tv set
i use your eyeballs for dials on my tv set
i watch tv i watch tv
since i seen you i've been so upset

Having actually met Ace, I can confidently say:

He's had sex. With Allah. Often.

RWS- I just like jerking your chain. Nothing personal.

Nah, Allah and Ace are completely platonic.

If by 'platonic' you mean the whole Oz role-play thing.

Having actually met Ace, I can confidently say:

He's had sex. With Allah. Often.

And the visuals keep coming.

whoa. page 457 of Stuff Jefferson Said

I believe that every human mind feels pleasure in doing one another.

-- Thomas Jefferson

To record Ace having sex you need one of those high speed cameras they fild hummingbird wings with. Anything slower and you miss the "magic" and only see the awkward goodbyes.

Prison, or munchkins?

Uh yeah, uh, Harrison, I was, like, joking, too. Who'd even THINK of doing porn and sex together? Er, that's TOTALLY icky. Right.

Besides, a portable DVD player is really hard to balance on your a$$.

Prison, of course.

Munchkins would just be teh ghay.

And the visuals keep coming.

Eew.

this is what drives me crazy. I picture Allah as a middle eastern guy even though I know he isn't but the name you know...

Now Ace, I think I know what he looks like. I found an old pic of him playing with his buddies in college. He is the one with the glasses.

So there is my visual.

bbeck

Like the bloodhound gang song..

"Then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch x files."

Bbeck- Oh, you were talking about watching it.
I was talking about making it.

Ice Elf Queens???

What Harrison said. I mean, since network television sux, why else have a TV in your bedroom?

So that Mrs. Harrison can watch Home & Garden Television during sex.

I sent Slulog a pic of me and Ace in college, but he didn't put it up.

you people are disturbed.

my goodness.

is that fried chicken?

What's that, Sparkles, the Jeff Foxworthy Fan Club?

"X Files?" XXX Files, maybe. :)

And thanks for the clarification, Harrison. It scared me to think I was the most perverted person posting. Well, except for "Ed."

Look, he helped me out of a chocolate river, but nothing happened. I don't care what he says...he's never had a piece of this.

Hey! Where is the Ace Faces page? Isn't it on the sidebar or something?

"So that Mrs. Harrison can watch Home & Garden Television during sex."

Brother, how'd ya know.

well, they say you are an elf queen,
but, Sparkle, I don't think it's truue...

Yeah, where'd that go? I sent Slu my glamour shot.

Well, Ta ta for now.

Bart! Can't you see what they are playing????

Besides, a portable DVD player is really hard to balance on your a$$.

Depends on the a$$. Yours appears be ample enough to accommodate a wide-screen.

Oh, crap, steve...I forgot about that one.

I'll put it up tomorrow sometime. Sorry about that. I must not have put it into the 'pictures' folder in my inbox.

http://www.slublog.com/faces.htm

Faces from Aces

Make sure you are clear who is who. I would hate for folks to be confused.

Found it. Faces from Ace.

I assumed it was p*ker.
On a second glance, I was hoping it was scrabble.

Dear lord, please don't tell me it's D&D.

P.S. Do NOT watch Lord of War. It sucks. Worse than The Hulk almost as bad as Batman.

I would never confuse the two of you.

Just so we are clear:

I am NOT posting as Wichita Lineman.
That wasn't me, bbeck.

For the record, I would be very pleased if you did indeed carry lots of junk in your trunk.

I'm a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it. But these girls have heard it all. Dammit!

-- Thomas Jefferson

Depends on the a$$. Yours appears be ample enough to accommodate a wide-screen.

You're confusing me with your mom, you sweet talker, you, and I'm sure she could manage a wide-screen for you if only you had the money.

Bart, I figured it was someone crying for attention. It's been taken care of.

And sorry to disappoint, but I'm an hourglass, not a pear.

Bart - It's not junk in the trunk, its precious cargo.

I'm also fond of "I like that wagon that you're dragging."

Bart! Yes, Dungeons and Dragons! That is how I knew it was Ace. And you can see he is not denying it...;-)

bbeck:

I will confirm that Bart is not the Wichita Lineman.

Normally, a couple of suction cups are necessary to keep that big plasma screen in place, but I'm thinkin' that won't be necessary with you.

and your pretty dog too!

Lord of War is that bad? Geez, what has happened to movies these days? I've recently been arguing with my history buddies who insist that Kingdom of Heaven wasn't crap.

Ace never wore plaid in his life.

Hourglass, mmmmmmm

And doesn't any man on this entire site like legs? Why the hell am I running 10 miles a week?

For a nice ass.

Are yall saying you like big asses? cuz I don't believe that for a second!

Big boobs maybe, but never big asses.

liars...;-)

Kingdom of Heaven flunked the Doze-O-Meter test, i.e., I fell asleep during battle scenes and I was only mildly wasted.

Hmmm... no hourglass here. More of a goldie hawn type. Small. Less for gravity to pull on, so I aint complaining.

Let's talk men for a change. I like hairless chests. Solid legs. I don't like alot of muscle like they work out all the time. Too...much..or something. I like skinny too.

bbeck? Mrs. Peel?

Big boobs maybe, but never big asses.

If by "big asses" you mean like Jennifer Lopez, then believe it. But if by big you mean like Ace's mom, then no thanks.

RWS, these guys like FEMALES. The particulars aren't that important.

bbeck - Don't be so restricting - I've seen Ace chat up some latina trannys.

breathing ones preferably ... but that's not an deal breaker

You guys asked for it.And I am completely silly and bored right now. forgive me.

I do not get the fake boob thing.

Me neither. But then again, I've never, uh, "experienced" a pair before, either.

And doesn't any man on this entire site like legs? Why the hell am I running 10 miles a week?

This puzzles me also, Mrs. Peel, given that you seem strangely unwilling to share with the rest of us the results of your strenuous exertions.

And what exactly is that goofy pose on your site (with the long concealing dress)?

RWS nothing there

Fair Flower of Southern Womanhood:

That link goes nowhere.

I should have said dandled a pair. Thanks again, Monty, for the new vocabulary.

Geoff is the only man here that likes the "athletic" look. Most men appreciate a full and round posterior. I sure do.

Boobs serve very little purpose in the bedroom. Unless they're big. Then it's fun to watch them swing, jiggle, and bounce.

B the way, I have no body hair. But I ain't skinny. I resemble an aging weightlifter, cuz that's what I am.

That's weird. When i click on it I get it.

It's probably for the best. You could have nightmares.

http://stop-dikke-konten.tripod.com/big_ass_beer_rest1.jpg

RWS, I actually think you're probably right about porn being bad for us.

Male physical traits...

I like a good pair of shoulders; that's the MOST important aspect of the male body that you can see when they're clothed. Short hair (or bald), preferably blond but I'm flexible. Blue eyes are nice, but if you have big brown ones like Sean Connery or James Garner then that works, too. Strong jaw line (weak chins should be covered with a beard) and NO pug or smallish noses 'cause they look girly. He should be taller than I am in heels (me in heels, not the guy).

I just described my husband. Go figure.

Thanks Sandy! flirting is much better for all of us and we don't even have to use our credit card!...;-)

RWS, these guys like FEMALES. The particulars aren't that important.

Aw, c'mon, that's not fair. Most of us have standards. Like, for example, we insist on woman who have a pulse.

That's weird. When i click on it I get it.

It works if you cut-and-paste it into your browser. (If you click on the link, your browser sends a referrer link, which this site has been configured to reject.)

Oh, and thanks for posting that picture, RWS. Sexy! But that beer bottle is definitely photo-shopped in. I distinctly remember it was a Coors when I took the picture.

Re: the pics
Most guys won't admit it, but Day-UM!

Blue eyes are nice, but if you have big brown ones like Sean Connery or James Garner then that works, too.

So, green eyes are out?

Bart,

What? the ass?????

Good grief!

Hey. Did Ace go to bed? Do you think we are talking too loud?

Sorry, did I say "bad for us"? I meant to say "naughty for us".

Lord of War is pathetic. It attempts to pander to anit-gun/war/West and be cool. Complete garbage. Pointless, even. I've never seen a movie that covers a nineteen year span of time and they don't even attempt to age the characters.

As soon as I realized it was a movie in which the main character, Nick Cage, narrates, I knew it was going to be bad.

So, green eyes are out?

Nah, just naming preferences. One guy I dated for 3 years had green eyes, so they must not have bugged me too much.

Absolutely! If that girl has a pretty face, then it's even okay to bring her out in public. Otherwise, she's a booty call.

Okay, Bart, I won't watch Lord o' War, you've convinced me.

I was just really annoyed at Kingdom 'cause I'd been looking forward to it for so long and it turned out so BAD. Admittedly, tho, I did buy it on DVD for the costuming...but I can't stand to sit and watch it.

And speaking of historical type movies, I heard Tristan and Isolde stunk it up, too.

so they must not have bugged me too much

Cold comfort, bbeck. I'm thinking that you, me, and a wide-screen are not happening anytime soon.

Michael, you, me, and a portable DVD player won't be happening either.

On a related topic; a big screen plasma HDTV is the ONLY way to go. Really people, you can't afford NOT to have one.

Does the Tristan movie story follow the Wagner opera in story line? Does it have any of his music in it? I haven't seen a new movie in about a decade or so, but if this is Wagnerized, I just might.

bbeck, I've got long hippy hair and a small chin ("weak", as you so cruelly put it). I am the exact opposite of your dream man. Physically, too.

Bart, how's your relationship with your mother? I'm working on a theory...

Otho, it's supposed to be the same plot without the music, so save your time unless you want to see an opera sans song (ack).

And okay, Sandy, I'll stop lusting after your intellect, then.

Sandy -

Maybe you could cut the hair and built some sort of chin prostheses with it. Kill two birds with one stone.

Speaking of stone, getting stoned is probably easier than the whole chin thing;-)

Bart wrote:
I resemble an aging weightlifter, cuz that's what I am.

Oh, great. Just great. I've spent much of my time on AoS HQ insulting a guy who could probably kick my ass.

Stow it.

I liked Kingdom of Heaven. I was rooting for Saladin to win, he was the best character. Plus Orlando Bloom didn't look like a homo in this film.

On a related topic; a big screen plasma HDTV is the ONLY way to go. Really people, you can't afford NOT to have one.

I've been thinking about this. I'm pretty satisfied with my obsolete (five years old) rear screen projection home theatre system, but I know the technology has moved rapidly. HDTV is really stunning. In my mind, the question is -- how long do I wait for prices to fall before I buy in?

I'm going to wait until I have to go digital before I buy one. That's a couple of years from now.

I'd wait a few years.

I'm going to wait until I have to go digital before I buy one. That's a couple of years from now.

That's pretty much what I was thinking. Right now, I've got college tuition to pay for, and I have to get a new truck.

You guys just need to come to our house for Movie Night, then. We've had ours for about 6 months and it was worth every penny... but we're waiting until the prices fall to get a second one for the master bedroom.

bbeck: Did you somehow miss all the Kingdom of Heaven threads here, on lgf, etc.? Can't imagine you'd be positively anticipating it after those...

Michael: Wait till till cablecard-enabled HD Tivo comes out.

I'd say the monitor technology has already matured; it's all the rest that needs catching up.

Oh, yeah, and if you know anyone with a big HD screen, go see the Super Bowl on it. Amazing how good football looks on those things.

Someone, no, I didn't see them, but I probably would have gone to the movie anyway, seeing as how I'm into that sort of history and I like Ridley Scott. The movie was good for about 5 minutes, and then Bloom murdered the mouthy monk (which was supposed to be okay for our "hero" to do), and it went downhill from there.

BUT it's too late at night to launch into a diatribe, and Hubby's about to come home from his flight. Night all.

So, I've been out this evening. What have I missed?

Yeah, but NAMBLA are party crashers. Nobody wants them there. Trust me on this one. I've got friends in SF who do the whole gay pride day parade stuff (yeah, Bart, I know) and they have nothing but contempt for pedophiles.

Sorry, but I can't trust you. I was living in SF when it was revealed that NAMBLA was being allowed to use a meeting room at a branch library in Bernal Hts at 3 or 4 pm during the week. The library is packed with children at that time. I remember the librarians and city officials, who were gay, trying to justify this bullshit on civil liberty grounds.

I don't know if you have been watching those Dateline specials where they film pedophile stings. It's odd that they have not conducted any in SF. They would have a field day.

The thing about NAMBLA is they may not be welcome at Gay Pride Parades, but it isn't necessarily because the organizers have any moral issues with them. It's just because NAMBLA is bad PR for gay rights.

how long do I wait for prices to fall before I buy in?

Morning update. Prices have already fallen 50% in a year. Until early 2005, there were only 4 manufacturing plants online making plasmas, all in S. Korea. There are now 16 plants in production.

Appears as though we could see another 30-40% drop by November 2006

Screenplay:
The Blackboard Bunghole

I don't mean to be bashing gay people. The majority find pedophilia abhorrent. However, I found in SF the gay community was more accepting of deviancy, including pedophilia.

The proctor buys a pupil ices
And hopes the boy will not resist
When he attempts to practise vices
Few people even know exist

- E. Gorey

This kind of story is OLD. Millenia old, and pornography may be a tool of inspiration, but without it, deviant people think this stuff up anyway. The behaviour was probably passed down from a previous, generation.

The abuser views himself as initiating the young lad into his special sort of world.

OMG, Andy was on Colbert Tuesday, where have I been?
Ace, do something, demand equal time.

I don't think teachers typically do jail time for statutory rape of their charges.

Obviously, not in Masshole. Actually, teachers are routinely sentenced to jail/prison over this. Mass. has a terrible record when it comes to crimes against children and sex crimes.

Dear Lord:
Please don't Sodomy and Gommorahy us just yet. We will fix the outrage of these judges asap.
Thank you.

However, I found in SF the gay community was more accepting of deviancy, including pedophilia.

I agree. I think it's for the same reason that the SF community (straights, gays, whoever) is sympathetic to Tookie, and Mumia, and Palestinian suicide bombers, and so on. This bizarre nihlistic philosophy permeates the city. I have some friends in the city, so I often spend time there, and I just don't get it.

If you think porn is bad for us the terrorists have already won. What's next, Burkhas?

OMG, Andy was on Colbert Tuesday, where have I been?
Ace, do something, demand equal time.

Oy, if Ace appears on Colbert, I'll go verklempt!

This is ridiculous. That man knew what he was doing and there is no excuse for molestation or child pornography. What the hell is up with some of the judges these days? I'm gay and I sure as hell do not approve of the "relationship" that took place here!!! Straight or gay doesn't matter, you diddle some kid and you go to jail, what the f' is so difficult to understand??? I do not care what this man's childhood was like, it matters squat whether his victim wanted the "relationship" or not, etc. The victim was a minor and the rapist was an adult, simple facts to comprehend for the most addle-minded of judges.

As for NAMBLA and the gay parades, beats me as I care for neither. Too many liberals and genuine freaks at the parades and every member of NAMBLA needs to be put behind bars, after being chemically-castrated.

Former elementary teacher Daniel Cliatt has 162 counts against him for nailing the boys in his class. We probably won't suspend his sentence.

SF community...is sympathetic to Tookie, and Mumia, and Palestinian suicide bombers[...]This bizarre nihlistic philosophy permeates the city.

Why can't it be a simpler reason, Sandy? You give me shit about my "theories" but it seems that your conclusion is very close to mine -- these people are rebelling against authority figures. If the authorities, i.e. parents, govt. pope, say "wrong" they say "right." If the authorities say "illegal" they "legal."