Wow. I was totally wrong about Roy Nagin. The man is a political genius. He can spin as good as the rest of them.

Oy vey.

This is giving chocolate a bad name.

Perhaps he should go with a salt and pepper analogy.

Tell me, Meg, am I holding a poopie or a Toblerone?

not_steve_in_hb also pointed out to me that the phrasing sounds like a combination of Chef from South Park, Shaft, and a '70s porno.

"How do you make chocolate? You take dark chocolate, you mix it with white milk, and it becomes a delicious drink..."

Sounds like he wants a little--mmmm---hot. chocolate. action. Milk and chocolate...delicious drink...The guy just has been watching too many interracial pornos is all.

As a plain white man, I have been refered to many times as the part the makes chocolate lighter.

Perhaps he should go with a salt and pepper analogy

or, Ebony and Ivory!!

you're as blind as a bat and I have sight

Nagin needs to learn that when ones' foot is in ones' mouth it's best to not continue chewing. Ya just lose more toes.

Nagin's quote is rather erotic. Does this mean I am free to mix my milky white man-juice with a nice piece of New Orleans dark chocolate. I am buying my plane ticket to LA as I write.

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There's a pretty big Italian community in N'Awlins. What are they, the marinara in the mix?

Nagin makes me nostalgic for fun Louisiana pols like Edwin Edwards, who got re-elected governor after he promised the voters that he'd given up drinking, drugs, hookers, and compulsive gambling, and gave the voters three-to-two odds that he could keep the pledge.

Samoans would be "Pineapple", which goes well with Chocolate, butwouldn't the Sikhs be "Curry"?

Curry does not go with Chocolate!

What the hell does Nagin have against the Sikhs?

Damn racist bigot!

Does this mean I am free to mix my milky white man-juice with a nice piece of New Orleans dark chocolate.

Well that depends. How much you spending?

Samoans are my favorite girl scout cookie.

Michelle,

Samoans are my favorite girl scout cookie.

My daughter is selling them right now. How many boxes can I put you down for?

Red Jode

Chocolate, actually Dutch processed Chocolate, which is the chocolate we call chocolate, doesn't have any milk. If Roy knew how you make "chocolate," since he claims intellectual dominance, and validity based on the "If you knew. . . " statement, then Roy is a grotesque self hating racist.

The way you make chocolate, dutch process, is by taking the rather bitter liquidy dark mass (until sweetened with white sugar) that is created by removing the cocoa butter from the cacao bean. You then process the cocoa butter, and add enough whitish cocoa butter to allow the bitter liquidy dark mass to remain solid at room temperature.

Using his stupid statement as a basis of his opinion )(since it is all we have to refer to). Ray Nagin is a self hating black man who thinks that the dark portion of chocolate is bitter, and without any stability. Until mixed with the whitish fatty substance, cocoa butter.

(info for this from "good eats")

either that, or he's just a moron trying to use race to divert attention from his disgusting mismanagement of the City.

Red Jode asks: "Well that depends. How much you spending?"
How much will a buck fiddy and a six-pack get me?

During Katrina, I called Nagin a retard once or twice; now I realize just how insensitive I was to the mentally challenged...

Cajuns do not drink chocolate milk. They drink rot gut home brew from a still on the front porch. And they share the mayonnaise jar. No straws either.

I am offended.

How much will a buck fiddy and a six-pack get me?

Civetta.

"How do you make chocolate? You take dark chocolate, you mix it with white milk, and it becomes a delicious drink..."

Fucking idiot...that doesn't make CHOCOLATE, that makes CHOCOLATE MILK. He can't even get something as simple as a metaphor correctly...

How much will a buck fiddy and a six-pack get me?
Civetta.

In a screw-top bottle.

Wait a second, I think Nagin was only thinking of having George Clinton come and play...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate_City

Ray nagin open mouth insert foot

This guy thinks hes fucking Willy Wonka now. All he needs are some oompa loompas now.

Good one Nagin! Delicious drink! Yeah! Go, go, GO!!!

(Bwahahahaa!!!!)

Ebony and Ivory
Live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard
Oh Lord, why don't we ?

We all know that people are the same
wherever you go
There's good and bad in everyone
We learn to live, we learn to give each other
What we need to survive
Together alive

Ebony and Ivory
Live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard
Oh Lord, why don't we ?

Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony
Ebony, Ivory, ooh

We all know that people are the same
wherever you go
There's good and bad in everyone
We learn to live, we learn to give each other
What we need to survive
Together alive

Ebony and Ivory
Live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard
Oh Lord, why don't we ?

Side by side on my piano keyboard
Oh Lord, why don't we ?

Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony
Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony
Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony...

Now, is it stuck in everyone's head.

Good!