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January 16, 2006
Sniper Kills Jihadi At 3/4 Of A MileA single shot hit the Iraqi in the chest and killed him instantly. It had been fired from a range of more than three-quarters of a mile, well beyond the capacity of the powerful Leupold sight, accurate to 3,300 feet. You know, if I were a sniper, I'd carve the words "It's not you... it's me" into my stock. I think my targets would appreciate the subtle, ironic reference, except that they would be dead and everything. posted by Ace at 04:57 PM
Comments"Mohammad Minion Murdered from 3/4 Mile" Posted by: Headline Contest on January 16, 2006 05:24 PM
Decorate that sniper. Hoo Rah. Posted by: KevlarChick on January 16, 2006 05:28 PM
A Canadian sniper in Afghanistan has the record for longest kill at 2430 meters, around 1.5 miles, but thats with a .50 Posted by: Iblis on January 16, 2006 05:52 PM
A fella was telling me the other day about a sniper being interviewed by CNN. He was asked, "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?" Perfectly deadpan, the sniper replied, "Recoil." Posted by: Mrs. Peel on January 16, 2006 05:55 PM
Hooyah! The man should be given the Medal of Honor. Posted by: Muslihoon on January 16, 2006 06:22 PM
Marine, right? Posted by: Biff Boff on January 16, 2006 06:47 PM
Damn. Shoulda been. Posted by: Biff Boff on January 16, 2006 06:48 PM
Holy crap! That fella is one hell of a shooter. Do you know what the wind drift is when you're shooting over 3500 meters with 7.62 ball? I don't know the number, but it's VERY significant. Think about the target standing in the door of a bus, and the sniper has to aim at the rear end of the bus to allow for "Kentucky windage". And that's if the target is standing still. A normal 7.62 round travels somewhere in the neighborhood of 800 to 1000 meters per second, which means that approximately FOUR seconds pass between the time the sniper pulls the trigger and the bullet hits the target. If the target was moving, even at a walking pace, that adds another variable into the equation. I've got a hell of a lot of respect for the mental skills of our military snipers, but this amazes me. ...of course, it COULD just be a lucky shot, but I know that if I were in his shoes, I'd be like "Oh yeah, right where I meant to put that one". Posted by: Russ from Winterset on January 16, 2006 06:54 PM
D'OH! Always remember to keep your feet and meters straight. Three-quarters of a mile is 1200 meters, not 3500, which would still have a one to one-and-a-half second lag time on the shot. Wow, now I know how those NASA engineers on the Mars program felt after their botched mission. Posted by: Russ from Winterset on January 16, 2006 06:57 PM
I would give his recruiter a medal. It's not easy for anyone in the Army to recruit a guy that was born a Marine. Posted by: Biff Boff on January 16, 2006 07:14 PM
You know, if I were a sniper, I'd carve the words "It's not you... it's me" into my stock. I'd carve the words "You made a bad decision." Posted by: Michael on January 16, 2006 08:16 PM
You know, if I were a sniper, I'd carve the words "It's not you... it's me" into my stock. I'd carve the words "You made a bad decision." "Your day is about to get worse" "Delivered in .2 seconds, hot, or your next one's free!" Posted by: Joe Mama on January 16, 2006 08:35 PM
If I were a really cool, badassed sniper I'd carve, Today is the first day of the rest of your life cause being badassed and ironic at the same time is definitely the shit. Posted by: The Warden on January 16, 2006 08:47 PM
"It could be worse. It could be raining." Posted by: sandy burger on January 16, 2006 08:51 PM
"Onomatopoeia!" Posted by: sandy burger on January 16, 2006 08:56 PM
Warden, are you trying to say something about that whole Jungian thing? You know, the duality of man? Posted by: Russ from Winterset on January 16, 2006 09:04 PM
Or: "You're not paying attention." Posted by: Michael on January 16, 2006 09:28 PM
Or: "72 virgins are about to get lucky." Posted by: Michael on January 16, 2006 09:29 PM
Or: "Yeah, you da man!" Posted by: Michael on January 16, 2006 09:31 PM
Or: "Let me light that cigarette for you." Posted by: Michael on January 16, 2006 09:32 PM
Or: "My spotter says you're ugly." Posted by: Michael on January 16, 2006 09:33 PM
"This is not a Paul Metzler situation." Posted by: Sortelli on January 16, 2006 09:35 PM
"Do you understand what I mean by 'Integrity.'" Posted by: Bart on January 16, 2006 09:44 PM
I read in some other blog (reference long gone) that the sniper's hold point was some 12 feet over the target. That's not Kentucky windage, that's Alaska windage!!! Posted by: Captain Ned on January 16, 2006 11:03 PM
Sniper dirived from the name of someone who could bring downa fast flying shore bird THE SNIPE and well 3/4 of a mile is a increadible shot Posted by: spurwing plover on January 16, 2006 11:27 PM
I couldn't get into the battalion snipers as I wear glasses (disqualifying condition), but I do a lot of long-range shooting with them even on my off time. That is just about the razor edge of what you can do with a .308 Winchester. Dear God, I'm still amazed even though we heard this story on our grapevine weeks ago here in Baghdad (the reason I vanished from AoS is I'm not online 23.5 hours a day) Anyway, the Army bought the Remington 700 long action model for the M24 system as there were plans to rebarrel some of them in .300 Winchester Magnum which has much better chops around the thousand-meter line, but only some SOCOM elements ever went through with it. The Marines have the short-action 700 as the core of the M40 system, believing in the virtues of a shorter and therefore faster bolt throw for a second shot. Gven how many rebuilt M14's are now in circulation and the fact Knight's is selling every Mk.11 it can make to the DoD, I think this might be a last hurrah for the bolt gun crowd. Posted by: SGT Dan on January 17, 2006 04:48 AM
"I think my targets would appreciate the subtle, ironic reference, except that they would be dead and everything." Not to worry Ace, by the time they were within range of your marksmanship they could read the fucking stock. Posted by: ts on January 17, 2006 06:06 AM
T-Shirt of a sniper friend of mine Posted by: the Other Rick on January 17, 2006 07:15 AM
I'd like to see snipers shoot smiley-faces into their targets - sort of like Mel Gibson at the pistol range in "Lethal Weapon" Sure, 'one shot, one kill' is a sniper's goal. But if the sniper has the time, ammo, and is going to be changing his position anyway, I think 'ten shots, interesting decorative shot pattern' would offer a tremendous psychological advantage. . Posted by: BumperStickerist on January 17, 2006 07:47 AM
To the optimist, the glass is half full. Posted by: Brian B on January 17, 2006 11:11 AM
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