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January 13, 2006
Sunnis Entering Iraqi Police Forces"We've been scared for a long time," [a Sunni police academy recruit] said. "We've had enough." posted by Ace at 02:44 PM
Comments"We've been scared for a long time," [a Sunni police academy recruit] said. "We've had enough."
Posted by: a-a on January 13, 2006 02:59 PM
So, is this part of the quagmire or the coming Iraqi civil war? Posted by: joeindc44 on January 13, 2006 03:07 PM
I hope when the Sunnis enter the Iraqi Police Forces they use protection. Posted by: angler on January 13, 2006 03:38 PM
Ululululululululululululu! Sorry, couldn't resist. I've been on an ululation kick lately. I think Muslihoon started it. I love that stuff. (American ladies, take note: Sandy likes the ulululu.) As I type, I'm even listening to a song which has a woman ululating. So it just seemed like the right response to what seems like good news from Iraq. Carry on. Posted by: sandy burger on January 13, 2006 03:49 PM
Boy, when the Sunnis first told me they were going to the Police Academy, I thought it would be fun and exciting, you know, like the movie Spaceballs. But instead, it’s been painful and disturbing, like the movie Police Academy. Posted by: limboman on January 13, 2006 04:01 PM
Uhhh...Is Allah trying to set a posting record? Some of those are only a few minutes apart. Posted by: lauraw on January 13, 2006 04:38 PM
Sweet. I'm sporting a lump in my throat. Posted by: Duhgee on January 13, 2006 04:43 PM
Iraqis have been through hell and back. I can barely even imagine. But I believe this is gonna work out well for them in the long run. It's interesting to imagine what the world will be like with a successful arab nation. Imagine the transformative effect on middle eastern society when the first arab astronaut visits the moon or something like that. Posted by: SJKevin on January 13, 2006 05:45 PM
Uhhh...Is Allah trying to set a posting record? No, he's speed posting to try and keep his mind off last night's dark dirty liaison with Carlos/Carlita. But hey, as the saying goes "Been there. Been done by that!" More to the subject--God bless those brave Iraqis. I truly hope the outcome of this is a good and stable country for them to live in for generations to come. Posted by: Red Jode on January 13, 2006 06:07 PM
"Imagine the transformative effect on middle eastern society when the first arab astronaut visits the moon or something like that." Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Posted by: Andrew on January 13, 2006 06:31 PM
Don't worry, Andrew. I'm talking long-term. Just thinking out loud, really. Posted by: SJKevin on January 13, 2006 08:27 PM
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