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January 11, 2006

Fat Is The New Thin

Well, not really, but it's not the as looked down on as it used to be, either:

A survey finds America's attitudes toward overweight people are shifting from rejection toward acceptance. Over a 20-year period, the percentage of Americans who said they find overweight people less attractive steadily dropped from 55 percent to 24 percent, the market research firm NPD Group found.

That said, if you find that you can only leave your apartment via a crane and a hole cut through the wall with an plasma cutter, you should probably consider doing some vigorous calisthenics. Jumping jacks, maybe, or doing whatever the hell you're supposed to do with that big "medicine ball." Far as I can tell people just flop down on it and roll around a little, which doesn't seem like something that would really work that cardio system.

Reminder: This may be a survey, but they sure the hell didn't survey Chris Klein. So, you can feel a little freer to put on some "comfort pounds," but if you're dating Chris Klein, and you have your period and you're retaining weight, don't expect him to placate.

You're only asking for heartbreak.

Thanks to BrewFan of reminding me of that. Chris Klein has thing thing going that's working for him, but he has to be firm.


posted by Ace at 08:28 PM
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Fat is Phat! But I don't placate.

Posted by: BrewFan on January 11, 2006 08:35 PM

Im not sure i believe this. I think that maybe since a lot more people are fat these days, that when a fat person is asked whether they could find another person attractive, they will say ''yes'' so that they dont appear(or feel) hypocritical. Does that make any sense?

To sum up: Fat Chicks are like mopeds. Theyre ok to ride-- as long as your friends dont see you.

Posted by: Pleasantly Amish on January 11, 2006 08:40 PM

Bart sure fell off the thin wagon.

Posted by: geoff on January 11, 2006 08:40 PM

Well with 60 percent or so of adults in the U.S. being overweight/obese themselves, is changing attitudes a surprise? These hogs are looking in the mirror and saying "yeah, I don't look so bad, pretty good actually", then marking fat is phat in the surveys.

Posted by: Otho Laurence on January 11, 2006 08:45 PM

Ahh, Amish, you beat me to it. When a fat person says fat is ok in the attractiveness dept. they're thinking either: a) I'm fat and I look pretty good, b) not wanting to be a hypocrite and lying, or c) genuinally attracted to fat because people are often attracted to people who look similar to them. One of those three I think.

Posted by: Otho Laurence on January 11, 2006 08:49 PM

Oh and loose shit Ace, you mean a plasma cutter, not an arc welder.

Posted by: Otho Laurence on January 11, 2006 08:51 PM

That survey isn't helping MY friggin' sex life...

Especially in L.A. Anybody wider than a credit card is "fat".

Posted by: El Conquistadore on January 11, 2006 08:55 PM

Otto,

You miss the subtlety of my humor.

Posted by: ace on January 11, 2006 09:07 PM

But I've changed the reference for people like you who don't "get" high-level comedy.

Posted by: ace on January 11, 2006 09:08 PM

Who says you can't cut through a wall with an arc welder? Use a thick-ass stick and turn the amperage up "to eleven", and you can burn through damn near anything.

Sure, the hole will be damn sloppy, but how neat do you have to be when you're cutting a hole in a wall to free a couch-bound orca?

Posted by: Russ from Winterset on January 11, 2006 09:14 PM


Exactly. Otto just doesn't appreciate "puns" like the one I did with "arc-welder."

Okay, maybe I pulled a boner on that one.

Posted by: ace on January 11, 2006 09:17 PM

My name is fucking Otho, not Otto.

Yes I know that with enough juice and the steel being thin enough an arc welder will indeed cut (knew someone would bring that up). One question though, I have a self feeding MIG welder that I use for small jobs (including welding the frame on my dad's 'vette), is there any reason the stick arc welders are still being made? Seems like that's old technology and would be obsolete.

Posted by: Fucking Otho Laurence on January 11, 2006 09:27 PM

just effin' with you, of course I made an error, I meant plasma cutter.

Although, you know, seriously, given enough time, an arc welder would work too.

Posted by: ace on January 11, 2006 09:29 PM

"Otto? Is that like 'otto parts'?"

(There's gotta be some geek here who can identify that quote.)

well, "fucking Otho", stick welders are still useful for people with large equipment that needs to be stitched back together periodically. I learned how to weld with a Lincoln unit back on the farm, patching discs, trailer frames, and other various pieces of metal. MIG's are nice if you're working on car frames and stuff smaller than that, but they probably wouldn't get enough penetration to do a proper job on 1" plate steel. Of course, oxy/acetalene units are the gold standard for a welder who needs to be able to do anything with his stuff, but as the man says......"That...is another story".

Posted by: Russ from Winterset on January 11, 2006 09:37 PM

Actually "hole cut through the wall with a sawzall-n-sledge hammer" would probably sound better and be closer to reality. Sawzalls being the ultimate cut through any god damn thing tool, the ducktape of the cutting world.

Posted by: Otho Laurence on January 11, 2006 10:05 PM

And then this thread turned into an episode of "This Old House"!

Posted by: Enas Yorl on January 11, 2006 10:38 PM

Otho, you are correct. Cordless sawzalls are a gift from the Almighty.

Posted by: Russ from Winterset on January 11, 2006 10:55 PM

Are you guys feckin high?
You're going to burn down the damn house if use a welder.

More people are okay with fat people because the parameters for obesity are broad enough to include practically everybody.

I'm considered obese or severely overweight according to most charts. Crap, I say!

Posted by: Bart on January 11, 2006 11:09 PM

You guys are closer. It wasn't a SawzAll, though, they used a Chain Saw (Stihl, I believe). But the point is I'm out now.

Posted by: HobbieHawk on January 11, 2006 11:13 PM

My name is fucking Otho, not Otto.

That's right Ace! If someone is named after an aged, senile, homosexual Roman Emperor, you damn well ought to make sure and call them by the right frickin' name!

Posted by: Red Jode on January 11, 2006 11:13 PM

Chris, Katie is looking mighty hot tonight in her red lace teddy...time to go placate.

Posted by: Tom Cruise on January 12, 2006 02:16 AM

Do all of you guys really live in houses built of plate steel? 'Cause no way you are strikin' a arc on my concrete bunker, ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: B Moe on January 12, 2006 08:28 AM

HA!

I always knew my day would come!

IN YOUR FACE! I AM THE MAN!!

OH YEAH! OH YEAH!!

Posted by: MichaelMoore on January 12, 2006 09:22 AM

Chris, Katie is looking mighty hot tonight in her red lace teddy...time to go placate.

If by placate you mean, retire to your bed with a copy of playgirl, then yes I am sure you will placate. I did it all the time.

Posted by: Chris Klein on January 12, 2006 10:57 AM

It's just the influence of PC. Fewer people want to tell some surveyor that they really do think that disgusting fatbodies are disgusting fatbodies.

Posted by: angler on January 12, 2006 11:34 AM

Michael Moore? Hah! Check out Mikey's bowling buddyin Michigan!

Posted by: machs on January 12, 2006 11:49 AM
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