Nah, too soon.

Pace yourself, pal.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

What Dave said.

I think the Cheney well has pretty much run dry.

Compared to Cheney, Klein placates like a woman.

Maybe some cool facts about one of your trolls?

I think it's time for Cool Facts About Your Old Pal Sandy.

"When placed in a predator-prey relationship, both Dick Cheney and Chris Klein rely on strength gained thru their past conquests to carry the day. Cheney remembers the night of the Cougar-man rampage thru Mexico. Klein remembers the 2 week spark off he had with both Dave @GR and Michael. And that, George, is the same motivational technique you should use as you prepare for Yorktown."

---Thomas Jefferson, to George Washington. Source: Stuff Jefferson Said, 4th Edition. Monticello Press, 1994. (Limited Edition Leather Bound edition that smells of mahogany.)

Jack, let's be serious: leather that smells like mahogany? *Furniture* smells like mahogany, leather smells like leather.

And I love carpet. And lamp; I love lamp.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Too soon. And the Klein thing is already beginning to pall a bit for me -- it doesn't have the classic feel of the Paul Anka Integrity Kick, you know?

Maybe a thread on Paul Anka-style lounge acts is in order: Wayne Newton, Don Ho, Tom Jones.... It's a fertile field. Do they understand the meaning of integrity? Do they slice like Anka? Do the guys get shirts? What would Vinny Falcone think of their loose-shit operations?

(Plus Don Ho might get you a link to Insty since Ho claims he was saved by stem cells.)

Note: remove the asterisks from the above link -- Ace's nasty-filter doesn't like the Merc News either.

cool facts about Allah! cheney is done to death, klein... ehhh

Allah, a mysterious recluse, tirelessly works to increase his already impressive influence within the conservative academy by feeding selective news articles through an anonymous blogger known to his admirers simply as ace. (kinda like calling the fat kid "slim")

Or how about what everybody has been doing anyway... posting as some 'famous' person saying something that is 'fake but accurate'?

If you're up for a larf, the crew at Duncan Black's site is attempting to do math.

Arithtrios

Sample ASVAB Questions

Those Eschatonians - they're not book-smart,
I'll give them that.

Dave, ya..I know about that mahogany thing. I was just trying to roll all the TJ/DC/CK related jokes up into one nice bundle, so I took a little license there.

What can I say? I don't do this for a living. For which I am gracious, as it would otherwise interfere with this thing I have that works for me.

Fuckin' hammers can only dream of slicing like Dick Cheney.

Bumper, that Atrios bit is *awful*. . .

"They're quite likely culturally biased in some ways."

Yeah, just more of the White Man's Math again.

Our soldiers is stupid, again.

What a dick.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Bumper's link does not function as a link should.

Stick a fork in Dick and Chris, they're done.

I vote for a flame war. If nothing else, it'll be fun to see what new ads appear on your site as a result.

I've got no fresh ammo for a flame war.
How many ways, for example, can I call you pompous homo-lover liberal in disguise?

When a girl breaks up with Chris Klein, he's over it before he hears the phrase "let's just be friends." But he is such a generous, compassionate man, that he will still bring her up in conversation for months, just to let her down easy.

How many ways, for example, can I call you pompous homo-lover liberal in disguise?

Pompous? That hurts, man. It hurts because it's true. Thanks for showin' me the mirror, man.

Homo-lover? Eh. Fair enough, I guess. I'm down with the queers.

But liberal?! You cut me deep. You cut me real deep, Bart.

That's pretty much my reaction, Sandy. Kind of like the classic Futurama moment:

Amy (modeling a new outfit): So? How do I look?
Leela: Like a cheap French whore.
Amy: French!?

Seriuosly, I wish ace would go back and post on some of the great threads from the past, especially (i) ones with some of our 'mia' posters - hobgoblin, fat kid, etc and (ii) some of the troll flame wars.

Hey gengass i'm giving you one more week to get it right. Thats just the way it is. Thats just the way it friggin is. Slice like a screwdriver I will.