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Der Spiegel Gets Serious About IranThank goodness Europe is waking up: Iran has broken the seals at nuclear facilities signaling its intention to start production of enriched uranium anew. This is seen as a major provocation in Europe and many newspapers in Germany warn that it's time to drop the carrots and starting wielding the sticks. Emphasis in original, though I think they just do that with their lead paragraph. The Allahpallooza rolls on. posted by Ace at 02:29 PM
CommentsI always hate these wishy-washy statements: "Officials in Europe and the United States fear the enriched uranium will be used by Tehran for a suspected clandestine project to produce the mullah regime's first nuclear warhead." Fear? Fear?? What the hell is Iran going to do with enriched uranium BUT build a nuclear warhead? Build self-heating homes? Sterilize sheep? Seriously, whenever I see that kind of lame-ass press equivocation, I want to smack someone, as if there's any other purpose for this stuff than the blindingly obvious. It all makes me feel like paraphrasing the immortal words of Austin Millbarge-- "You know what enriched uranium can do? It'll suck the paint off your house and give your family a permanent orange afro." Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on January 10, 2006 03:00 PM
This reads too good to be true. It sounds so perfectly politically aligned with me that I doubt it comes from Europe. Is Der Spiegel a conservative media outlet? Also, the top picture kicks ass. http://service.spiegel.de/cache/international/0,1518,384240,00.html Posted by: Rip on January 10, 2006 03:09 PM
Chirac is finally shouting out like he has a pair: Posted by: Duhgee on January 10, 2006 03:24 PM
Acually, the enriched uranium could, and i really use this word loosely, could be used for a breeder reactor. Don't know why they'd build one except for non-wastefull power generation or as a way to make ALOT of really enriched stuff really fast...which could be used for more reactors...or more likely, nice big Nukes. But i'm just a dreamer. Posted by: Pharniel on January 10, 2006 03:25 PM
Sure, Pharniel. That is technically possible. Of course, it's also technically possible that your average San Francisco resident supports medical marijuana for their glaucoma. Riiiiight. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on January 10, 2006 03:32 PM
hey, that's why I italicized 'could'. Smart money is on nukes, and the scary bit is they'll get idiots from Iraq to carry them wherever 'cause I don't see Iran with a successfull space program or other reliable means of delivery. Posted by: Pharniel on January 10, 2006 03:55 PM
Why do I think that the next step after "breaking the seals" is going to be "crossing the streams"? Posted by: Eric J on January 10, 2006 03:57 PM
Time for Old Europe to resort to the Emergency Concession proposal to bring those Mad Mullahs back in line. Posted by: Mark on January 10, 2006 04:49 PM
"rouge states shouldn't posses nuclear potential...." Got it in for metrosexuals, have you? Posted by: Brown Line on January 10, 2006 04:52 PM
Their getting serious about it? sounds great Posted by: spurwing plover on January 10, 2006 09:22 PM
Completely OT: on that website, the bottom-most picture, of Putin. You know what that shield symbol thing is? Emblem of the old KGB. Just saying. (Maybe the Cold War hasn't ended, to a degree.) Posted by: Muslihoon on January 11, 2006 12:47 PM
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