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January 10, 2006
Lowry: Abramoff Is The Republicans' BoyThe Allahpalooza rolls on. posted by Ace at 02:01 PM
CommentsIf he's our boy, we should own up to it. One of the things that turned me Republican was Democrat scandals in the 90's. I don't know how this will all sort out, it's too boring to pay attention to. Posted by: adolfo velasquez on January 10, 2006 02:13 PM
He never gave me any of his dirty, filthy, stinky money. And who is refusing to return it except democrats? Posted by: shawn on January 10, 2006 02:25 PM
Amazing, an article on Abramoff that isn't a mere zing-gotcha. Not like that guy in the OBL DOA thread who thought he could get us with some witty and appropriate Jack A. posts. It is still a really boring scandal though. At least McCain and friends bankrupted an entire banking system. What exactly (cause I don't know) did this guy actually do? Posted by: joeindc44 on January 10, 2006 02:26 PM
Ur spinning ace this story is just ur way of distracting us from the FACT that Bush is EVIL Posted by: Sortelli the Urbanite on January 10, 2006 02:44 PM
I sort of semi-disagree with Lowry, in the sense that Abramoff's sins (which look pretty venial to me) are more indicative of a general culture of corruption in Washington that goes back well before the current administration. He was bribing Republicans because they're the ones who are holding the purse strings right now. Hopefully, the way this mess is handled will show the more significant difference between Republicans and Democrats--i.e., the Republicans will actually do some housecleaning. Marc Rich, Mochtar Riady, and about six other sleazy little Clinton-era scandals make me suspect that the Democrats are less concerned with bribery per se than with who's collecting the bribes. Posted by: utron on January 10, 2006 03:02 PM
Abramoff's genius was to get competing tribes to both hire him to do their lobbying. Posted by: Iblis on January 10, 2006 03:15 PM
My will has only been partially appeased with this singular post on the Culture of Corruption. I demand that more posts be created that match my DU talking posts. Posted by: Lawrence of Urbania on January 10, 2006 03:23 PM
Yeah, it does look like Abramoff's a bad guy and there's no way to disown him at this point, but for being a cocksucker he doesn't hold a candle to that fuck Alonzo Mourning. Why no posts about Alonzo Mourning, that cocksucker? Posted by: spongeworthy on January 10, 2006 03:34 PM
You are fucking right he is your boy so now you can stop with all the morality lectures, not that I paid any attention to them in the first place. Yes the holier than though Party is down here in the mud with the rest of we mere mortals. Posted by: Proud Liberal Vet on January 10, 2006 03:35 PM
Allahpalooza? Seriously? This is an article in the National Review for Christ sake. Jason Posted by: Jason on January 10, 2006 03:38 PM
You are fucking right he is your boy so now you can stop with all the morality lectures not that I paid any attention to them in the first place yes the holier than though Party is down here in the mud with the rest of we mere mortals. Posted by: Proud Liberal Spurwing on January 10, 2006 03:42 PM
Man, PLV, it must really get on your nerves when anonymous posters write subliterate swill like that and attach your name to it. I guess your constant use of the same tactic is part of your effort to avoid feeling "holier than though." Posted by: utron on January 10, 2006 03:44 PM
Beath this around: In the January 5 White House Press Briefing, Press Secretary Scott McClellan was asked how many times Jack Abramoff visited the White House. McClellan answered, "Well, I indicated yesterday that I think there were some -- a few staff-level meetings." In fact, the USA Today has reported that just in President Bush's first 10 months, Abramoff and his lobbying team racked up nearly 200 contacts with the new administration "as they pressed for friendly hires at federal agencies and sought to keep the Northern Mariana Islands exempt from the minimum wage and other laws, records show." Posted by: Mary M. on January 10, 2006 04:10 PM
Sorry, typo...meant "beat." Posted by: Mary M. on January 10, 2006 04:11 PM
It's not a crime to visit the White House, or even meet with staff members. I'd need some pretty heavy proof to believe that Bush had anything immoral going on with lobbying dollars. Posted by: adolfo velasquez on January 10, 2006 04:16 PM
So, you'd need some "pretty heavy proof" before you'd believe anything was going on? Were you as open-minded during the 8 years and 70 million dollars spent as they investigated Clinton's land deal in Arkansas, along with everything else he had ever done over the past 30 years? Get real. Posted by: Mary M. on January 10, 2006 04:23 PM
Only 15 convictions I guess were not enough to justify the WW investigations, including the President's business partner Jim McDougal? Whose wife sat in prison rather than even testify? And four of whom were pardoned along with Marc Rich and some terrorists by your boy Willie? Oh we're going there. Posted by: spongeworthy on January 10, 2006 04:38 PM
Oh, give me a break. 15 convictions of who and for what? 70 million dollars of taxpayer money? Like I said, there's nothing like "objective" discourse. And by the way, how many of these 15 "criminals" can you name?? Posted by: Mary M. on January 10, 2006 05:02 PM
"Man, PLV, it must really get on your nerves when anonymous posters write subliterate swill like that and attach your name to it." I got a big dick for you to suck on fag. Posted by: Proud Liberal Vet on January 10, 2006 06:11 PM
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What? Skeleton of the most famous Musketeer, D'Artagnan, possibly discovered in Dutch church closet.
Dumas picked four names of real musketeers out of a history book, D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. So there was an actual D'Artagnan, though he made most of the story up. (Or, you know, all of it.)* Charles de Batz de Castelmore, known as d'Artagnan, the famous musketeer of Kings Louis XIII and Louis XIV, spent his life in the service of the French crown. A lot of Dumas's stories are based on bits of real history. The plot of the >Three Musketeers, about trying to recover lost diamonds from the queen's necklace, was cribbed from the then-almost-contemporaneous Affair of the Queen's Necklace. And the Man in the Iron Mask is based on real accounts of a prisoner forced to wear a mask (though I think it was a velvet mask). * Oh, I should mention, Dumas says all this, about finding the names in an old book, in the prologue to his novel. But authors lie a lot. They frequently present fictions as based on historic fact. The twist is, he was actually telling the truth here. At least about these four musketeers having actually existed and served under Louis XIV. Fun fact: You know the beginning of A Fistful of Dollars where the local gunslingers make fun of Clint Eastwood's donkey and Eastwood demands they apologize to the donkey? That's lifted from The Three Musketeers. Rochefort mocks D'Artagnan's old, brokedown farm horse and D'Artagnan is incensed.
A commenter asked which should be read first, The Hobbit of LOTR?
Easy, no question -- read The Hobbit first. It's actually the start of the story and comes first chronologically. It sets up some major characters and major pieces in play in LOTR. Also, the Hobbit is Beginner-Friendly, which LOTR isn't. The Hobbit really is a delightful book, and a fast read. It's chatty, it's casual, it's exciting, and it's funny. In that dry cheeky British humor way. I love that the narrator is constantly making little asides and commentary, like he's just sitting next to you telling you this story as it occurs to him. LOTR is a very long story. Fifteen hundred pages or so. The Hobbit is relatively short and very punchy and easy to read. If you don't like The Hobbit, you can skip out on LOTR. If you do like it, you'll be primed to read LOTR. Oh, I should say: The Hobbit is written as if it's for children, but one of those smart children's stories that are also for adults. Don't worry, there's also real fighting and violence and horror in it, too. LOTR is written for adults. (It's said that Tolkien wrote both for his children, but LOTR was written 17 years later, when his children were adults.) Some might not like The Hobbit due to its sometimes frivolous tone. Me, I love it. I find it constantly amusing. Both are really good but there is a starkly different tone to both. LOTR is epic, grand, and serious, about a world war, The Hobbit is light and breezy, and about a heist. Though a heist that culminates in a war for the spoils.
The Hobbit Challenge: Read two more chapters. I didn't have much time. Bilbo got the ring.
I noticed a continuity problem. Maybe. Now, as of the time of The Hobbit, it was unknown that this magic ring was in fact a Ring of Power, and it was doubly unknown that it was the Ring of Power, the Master Ring that controlled the others. But the narrator -- who we will learn in LOTR was none of than Bilbo himself, who wrote the book as "There and Back Again" -- says this about Gollum's ring: "But who knows how Gollum had come by that present [the Ring], ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? Perhaps even the Master who ruled them could not have said." In another passage, the ring is identified as a "ring of power." I don't know, I always thought there was a distinction between mere magic rings and the Rings of Power created by Sauron. But this suggests that Bilbo knew this was a ring of power created by Sauron. Now I don't remember when Bilbo wrote the Hobbit. In the movie, he shows Frodo the book in Rivendell, and I guess he wrote it after he left the Shire. I guess he might have added in the part about the ring being a ring of power created by "the Master" after Gandalf appraised him of his research into the ring. I never noticed this before. I know Tolkien re-wrote this chapter while he was writing LOTR to make the ring important from the start. And also to make Gollum more sinister and evil, and also to remove the part where Gollum actually offers Bilbo the ring as a "present" -- Bilbo had already found it on his own, but Gollum was wiling to give it away, which obviously is not something the rewritten Gollum would ever do. But I had no memory of the ring being suggested to be The Ring so early in the tale.
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