I'm not feeling so well myself.

Eh, they had this same basic story (died of kidney failure) in 2001 or 2002, except he supposedly died and was buried in Afghanistan.

Personally I hope it's not true, as I don't see what an OBL death by natural causes does for us.

Man, Thomas Jefferson is a funny son of a bitch. I'm glad he started hanging out here.

I should add that I also don't believe at this point he personally is having much impact on the world scene. If I thought anything would change with his death, no matter how it came, then I'd be happy if this story were true. But I think he's irrelevant today except as a symbol, and a death by natural causes probably won't diminish that too much (as, say, him being behind bars potentially could). If anything this would let his followers claim he died on his own terms and the Americans could never catch him. And what's our counter -- that we slightly hastened his death by making it hard for him to get proper medical care? That's a little too nuanced a "victory" for me.

In unrelated news, here's a funny photo: Alito's Family Leans Right. (I guess some could chalk it up to the MSM once again picking a photo that unfairly makes conservatives look stupid.)

"OBL Die, OBL DOA, life goes on...
La La la something, something" - Thomas Jefferson

Guys, cut it out with the loose shit. I'm right here. Yo, wassup, TJ?!?

If Ledeen's sources are correct--and that's a big if--then a nuke-chasing Iran has been harboring OBL for 3 years.

No, that thought does not give me warm fuzzies either.

I think it's got a good chance of being true. After all, wouldn't bin Laden's greatest propaganda coup be a video or audio tape, bragging about the Iraq terrorism against our soldiers? We haven't heard a peep out of him in who knows how long.

I'm inclined to agree with Dogstar. When the hunt for him started, he was in bad shape to begin with. People were talking about him needing dialysis every 2 weeks, which isn't easy to come by in the middle of nowhere. I personally think he died of natural causes years ago unfortunately (in that he wasn't blown to crap by a US for sure)

Without a body, the left can waffle on about not capturing him, terrorists can go on about OBL eluding Bush because he's such a badass.

O-Dogg did pop up just before the election to stump for Kerry, so he was alive a year or so ago. Which is fine, because personally I think anything less than drowning in excrement is too good for him.

"People were talking about him needing dialysis every 2 weeks"

That myth was debunked years ago.

I stopped paying attention to rumors peddled by Michael Ledeen 3 years ago. That's when he had me believing that a few puny student demonstrations in Tehran were actually the beginning of a popular uprising against the Mullahs across all of Iran. Wasn't happening and won't happen for a while.

We better hope he dies of natural causes because the losers we have in power now, who let him get away, are too busy shooting Iraqi's, and playing two card stud, to ever get him.

Speaking of studs, my ass is just aching for a really thick stiff cock. Anyone?

PLV if you find someone send him to me.

PLV, do you ever grow weary of being an identity-thieving asshole with no original thoughts?

Also, if I may give you some advice? Before you graduate from high school, you may want to read "The Elements of Style" by Strunk and White. It will help you curb your consistent over-use of apostrophes and commas.

dialysis every 2 weeks, which isn't easy to come by in the middle of nowhere

Hey, we deliver now!

I love being lectured by assholes who don't even have a name.

There is a simple reason people do not use their names around you. We do not appreciate having our identities used to communicate your homoerotic fantasies.

The anonymous lectures are the price you pay for violating internet etiquette.

Hey dumbfuck did you ever consider that it is one of you fags who keeps stealing my name? Why don't you lecture them idiot?

The anonymous lectures are the price you pay for violating internet etiquette.

For now. But when that anti-annoying bill gets signed PLV is going to the big house.

Speaking of "violating," I got a new gerbil last night and let me tell you, he's a frisky little bugger!

OK guys as a sign of peace I'm going to suck every cock in the place.

speaking of not feeling well

The caregiver is not someone you’d think was from another planet or really seems off the wall — (she’s) a pretty normal kind of person,” he said. “But I think out of loyalty, friendship and love of her friend, (she) decided to keep the body at home

Yes, that seems quite normal to me, now that I think about it.

filter didn't like the link...

http://www.msnb*.msn.com/id/10785324/

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I guess I'm the only one who think OBL was killed in Afghanistan in the first war. All we've got to go on is a couple of audio tapes that the CIA have authenticated as being OBL.

His value isn't much as a tactician. al Queda's decentralized nature assures its effectiveness. He's only effective as a figurehead, and he's been silent. The huge bounty on his head also would have, by now, been claimed by somebody if he were to be found.

OK guys as a sign of peace I'm going to suck every cock in the place.

I know it's a joke but -- it's too gay! too gay! too gay!

Why am I not surprised that PLV's response to criticism is to continue his rude behavior?

I guess I'm the only one who think OBL was killed in Afghanistan in the first war. All we've got to go on is a couple of audio tapes that the CIA have authenticated as being OBL.

That's what I thought, too, and none of the tapes that came out subsequent to that were at all convincing. I figured OBL was pushing up daisies in a Bora Bora cave somewhere. Then just before the 2004 election, an audio tape surfaces with OBL making references to current events, like the Iraq war and Bush reading 'My Pet Goat' (as if OBL saw Fahrenheit 911). So I think he's alive somewhere. Hiding out in Iran sounds plausible.

"Why am I not surprised that PLV's response to criticism is to continue his rude behavior?"

Why is it that noname cocksucker keeps lecturing me when he knows I don't give a shit about anything the dumbfuck has to say?

But still, all that is is an audio tape that the CIA says is OBL. It could be, I suppose, but we're talking about the CIA--where they're not heroically incorrect they're dealing from the bottom of the deck for their own purposes.

The CIA could say, "Yep, that's old bin Laden all right" just so they don't have a martyr on their hands. Or so they can get more data out of prisoners. Or because it suits them to embarrass GWB. Or because it was Tuesday, and on Tuesday Earl does all the voice analysis, and not to knock Earl, but the old boy's bumping up against his 80s, and his hearing ain't so sharp you know...

Oregon, It was a video of OBL that came out before the election.

The latest tape of Osama (pre-2004 election) was a video tape, not just audio.

Get out a mop and clean up the loose shit!

yeah, what Lipstick said!

If PLV's daddy were around, he might have better manners.

Mr. Ace,

Could you consider banning plv? He is making me horny and my goats are getting jealous.

I think Osama is in Iraq and one day we will find him, sitting on a pile of WMD. Any Liberal who doesn't believe me hates America and our troops.

The above wasn't me.

PLV,

Do you cry yourself to sleep every night?

Was it video? Maybe I'm getting old. I remember it as audio only.

That last guy wasn't me. Everyone knows I believe Osama is in Iraq and that is why we had to attack them.

PLV,

Do you every wonder what it's like to touch a girl "down there"?

Something tells me PLV has little to no interest in touching girls.

I, for one, hope he's alive - if only so he can be introduced to Mr. Waterboard.

Why is it that noname cocksucker keeps lecturing me when he knows I don't give a shit about anything the dumbfuck has to say?

Please. You are just upset because my refusal to use a name robs you of the only weapon in your arsenal - identity theft.

Quit your whining.

"Please. You are just upset because my refusal to use a name robs you of the only weapon in your arsenal - identity theft.'

This is the same idiot who keeps stealing my identity and is not man enough to have one of his own. In other words he is just another coward giving out free advice.

OK guys as a sign of peace I'm going to suck every cock in the place.

Ace's version of "A year of saying Yes".
or "Confessions of a cum slut blogger"

PLV's problem is that his dad doesn't love him and all his classmates make fun of him - if they see him at all, that is.

Sorry, wrong again. I am not the person stealing your identity, as I find such practices puerile. Your outrage would have so much more credibility were you not constantly engaged in stealing the identity of others.

I do understand why you feel it necessary to engage in such behavior, however. The posts written under your name display no wit or intellect. The taking of another's identity seems the only outlet you have to showcase your rather limited creative ability.

Al Qaeda training camps churned out how many folks during the 90's?

OBL helped start up the AQ in the early 90's, but he is not the only reason AQ contiunes to function. Those people who he trained and recruited are out there. Some have become leaders. These people aren't like the bugs in Ender's Game. Just because the queen dies, it doesn't mean that the drones quit.

So. Bob makes a point. OBL getting vaporized would be a good thing, but there are about 30000 other dudes who need to assume room temperature too. Luckily, the GWOT in Iraq seems to have assisted thousands of these guys in their great journey to room temperature.

Besides PLV if I didn't follow you around like a lost little puppy my life would be even more empty than it already is.

PLV in case you didn't hear me the first 4 times your Daddy doesn't love you.

Nice attempt, but the tone is all wrong. That is really the major problem with all of your attempts at identity-stealing. You have such a limited repertoire that you tend to repeat yourself and everyone knows it is you, not me.

I suggest a good creative writing course. Preferably one with a good emphasis on grammar.

"I suggest a good creative writing course. "

I suggest you find someone else's cock to suck. I have a string of ladies waiting in line for me. Try one of your fellow fag Republican friends coward.

Hm. Overcompensate much, PLV?

I have a string of ladies waiting in line for me.

I guess PLV is planning on the Al Qaeda retirement plan. Look out for homelesss people with suicide vests.

Keep up the good work fellows. Don't let those Liberals away with anything.

By the way the bar is open at 5:00 as usual. The drinks are on me. The games begin promptly at 8:00. Bring your Bibles so people will think you are going to Church.

Ta Da

Oh, and don't forget the checks this time.

Do I have to do all of the work around here?

Fucking morons.

Jack, baby, thanks for giving our minority party almost as much as the people in power. Baucus and I want to use your MCI skybox tonight. So make sure there are plenty of hookers there too.

BTW, we will be coming from a photo op at a black curch, so we'll need a recycle bin for the bibles we bought as props for the event.

Ta Da (I always thought it was ta ta, but I does what the money says)

Jack, baby, thanks for giving our minority party almost as much as the people in power. Baucus and I want to use your MCI skybox tonight. So make sure there are plenty of hookers there too.

BTW, we will be coming from a photo op at a black curch, so we'll need a recycle bin for the bibles we bought as props for the event.

Ta Da (I always thought it was ta ta, but I does what the money says)

Thanks Senator, and by the way thanks for remembering me. My regular clients have been dropping me like a cheap whore and won't return my calls.

Abramoff, dahling, out of the forty democratic senators you paid, I absolutely love you for making me number two on that list. I do have to complain that when Harkin had the MCI box before me, there was a dead hooker under the chafing dish. And do these Indian donors have to make eye contact with me?

Hey, Jack! Who does a dead democrat have to kill in order to get some loot?

BTW, I have my new quote ready: Indian casinos are a democracies greatest protection.

Senator I don't recall sending you any money. I know I dashed off a few cents to Democrats so I could drag you in if the word ever got out. Luckily our constituency is just as stupid as the Indians, and they now believe you were involved. I hope you don't mind.

Jack, how are you doing?

Sorry I missed our appointment the other day. You know how it is - Washington politics and all.

We'll do lunch sometime after you get out.

Ciao, baby.

Ohhh.......

Right, did the Senator say something? Must've been your imagination. Nothing to see here, people. Move along.

BTW, the dead hooker really needs to get cleaned up.

Jack you only say these things because your Daddy doesn't love you. Republicans never got a dime from you, or even know who you are for that matter.

I'll get Wes Chappell to take care of it. BTW, Vogue is no longer giving out jobs for hushing mere blowjob queens. So, if you want to get your freak on with an intern, I suggest you get Soros to find her a job with some magazine he owns.

Jack did I tell you that your Daddy doesn't love you?

Right, a job at Vogue....

He don't spell no good either.

Well, that 12:29 commenter was certainly on the ball. And witty. You see, he was implying that Jack Abromoff was paying us! Ha. Oh and that we are fond of Jesus. Bravo, how did that turn out?

Jack's dad didn't love him? Well, he'll get his fill of the daddy substitute in prison, if you know what I'm saying.

Hey, Vernon. Its done. But you better get someone else to deal with the condoms.

Jack you will need to get up early in the morning to beat this crowd. What is it like to be so totally humbled by shear geniuous the likes of which you have never known.

Lee shouldn't that be genius?

Yes I am very impressed, and totally humbled. If only my Daddy had loved me I could do better.

Overall, PLV, a welcome change from your usual comments. And you have to admit, some of the regulars here riffed off your original comments quite well.

Nice work.

I knew every child hating Daddy in the Arctic personally.

Abramoff is such an amateur. I know who gets my money.

Jack I have no idea who you are and though I have never met you I will pray for you.

I don't look at it so much as losing the Khobar Towers. I like to think I gained a presidential library.

I know who gets my money!

I have no idea who you are either Jack, but like Ralph I will pray for you and pray for this country, because I love this country more than anyone.

PLV, did you give some Israeli land to some Palestinians or something? I mean, God could only have made you this retarded as punishment for something.

PLV I just had my weekly conversation with the Lord to discuss his current hit list and he is thinking of adding you to it.

PLV, you never call me anymore.

Are you mad at me?

Pat, you've been talking to yourself the whole time. I only talk to guys with big hats.

And somebody tell those hicks to PUT THE SNAKES DOWN! YOU'RE GOING TO GET PEOPLE KILLED!

I know who we turned to when we wanted American technology.

We know who gets our money.

PS. Bring Tipper to the next monastary.

Jesus, nobody handles snakes anymore. You've been in New york and LA too long. You should spend some more time in flyover country.

One more thing. Dad told me that He's pissed at PLV for boinking His penguins. Look out for lightning storms, PLV.

Seriously Pat, you want me to ride you like Vinnie Falcone does? Don't make a fucking maniac out of me.

You've been in New york and LA too long.

Like I said before, you've got to go where the sinners are.

Jesus why are you talking to these people? I thought I had an exclusive.

Hey Vernon, can I get reimbursed for cleaning the chicken suit?

Sweet Me, Pat, don't hit the bong while you're taking arthritis meds.

I love the religion comments. You see, its funny because conservatives believe in Jeebus. What morons.

Ralph and Grover thanks for your prayers. I wish I had met the two of you because you are great Americans. By the way, just ignore the stuff in my plea deal about you. I'm just trying to keep my ass out of jail.

Joeindc44, we believe in Jeebus too. When we are praying in a black church. Or teaching the Koran in Cali. We just don't like white people to pray.

Craig, why don't you leave the chicken suit with me?

Hey Maureen,

How about some chicken nuggets, old gal?

Craig, what the fuck are you doing talking to us? Remember: we don't know you.

Deny, deny, deny.

Yeah Joe, we Democrats have the True Religion, the one that uses your tax money for the common good, whether you like it or not.

Does that chicken suit have pants?

Bill, you are not going any where wearing that chicken suit. Besides, Dowd is twice as old as you!

and no, I don't want any dipping sauces, ya big hick.

Drop the snake, Bill, you dumb hick.

Oh wait, my bad.

Come on, baby! I just thought the suit would be ....

fun.

Although, jeez, Craig, what did you do to this thing. I'm gonna get Terry Lenzner to clean this thing out.

Hey Bill,
Not so fast, I think I'd like that thing.

I know who gets my money!

Lenzner, hell! I do the cleaning for you, Bill.

Ah errrrr uhh did you just see a big chicken just walk by here, Osamma Lamma Whamma Alabamma? I coulda sworn... Judge Alioloteeto, why errrr ahhh do you want to remove ahhhhh uhhhhhhh a woman's right to choose errr ahhhh chicken??

Bill,

We just opened that box you sent us. We specifically asked for missile technology from Loral. You sent us mousse technology from L'Oreal.

Do NOT play dumb with us. I mean seriously, have you ever even seen our hairdos? Do we look like we NEED mousse?

Remember, we know who got our money.

I know who gets my money!

Er, I mean lobbying fees. Thanks, Hugh Rodham.

Hey, Cadillac Eddie! How's the spanish exam going?

Boy, is Monica gonna be surprized. I hope she doesn't try to give head to that warhead.

You can count on one thing; the Ace of Spades crew always outfunnies the lefties.

Say, where'd PLV go? Off sneaking into his sister's panty drawer again?

hehehe... PLV is an Underpants Gnome