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January 09, 2006
Rumors of the EU Constitution's Death Have Been Greatly ExaggeratedSecond verse, same as the first, a little bit slower and a little bit worse. They'll change the old one to contain a strong committment to maintaining Europe's "social model," in order to appease the French, who, one must imagine, are pretty scared their Europewide-subsidized economic house of socialist cards will come tumbling down if there is any more of that "Anglo-Saxon" economic darwinism in Britain, Ireland, Italy, and the Central European states. Hmmm... appeasing the French. Well, I gues they've earned a bit of appeasement-capital, huh? The A-Man. All up in the French's shit, like a viking. posted by Ace at 08:52 PM
CommentsFeeding the beast that's killing them. Posted by: Monty on January 9, 2006 09:14 PM
FANtastic. All the anti-democratic tendencies of the first, but now with extra socialism! I knew there was something fucked up going on when the only signs I actually saw up in Paris opposing the EU constitution came either from Front National fascist psychopaths or University of Nanterre fossilized communists (Les capitalistes disent 'OUI' alors nous disons 'NON'!). Damn--the only available choices in modern Europe seem to be the not-so-fringe fringes in the black or red shorts--or the petty criminals and bureaucrats like Chirac. It would have been nice to believe that 'NON' vote was the product of a Nicholas Sarkozy/Sabine Herold silent neo-liberal majority, but so much for that. Posted by: alex on January 9, 2006 09:25 PM
I don’t think he has ever cared about civil liberties – he sees his job as protecting us, not protecting our liberties. Posted by: Gabe on January 9, 2006 09:52 PM
Sneakiest spam ever, Gabe. Well played. Posted by: Sortelli on January 9, 2006 09:53 PM
If they change the constitution, all the nations who have already approved it should have to approve it again. Think they actually will be permitted to? Posted by: Steven Den Beste on January 9, 2006 09:58 PM
Yay, a Den Beste post! I think you place too much emphasis on mere formalities like rules. There is probably a harmonizing committee comprised of 4 Oxford women's studies dons. Posted by: joeindc44 on January 9, 2006 10:05 PM
As much fun as it is to laugh at these chuckleheads I'm going to miss Europe. As amazed as my grandparents were at the changes in their lifetimes, cars replacing horse and buggies, airplanes, men on the moon, I'm not sure the complete colapse from relevance and disintegration of Europe in my lifetime is any less stunning. A really bittersweet moment. Posted by: JackStraw on January 9, 2006 10:11 PM
JackStraw: The collapse of Europe has been underway for a century now. World War I was the death knell -- it's been slow-motion suicide ever since. The world wars exsanguinated Europe, but it also drained out their souls. They gave up on God, and the Americans enabled them to forget about defending themselves. What I wonder most is: which way will Britain go? Will they stay with the Anglosphere, or get pulled into the toilet along with the rest of the EU? And it may happen that some countries -- Poland, the Czech and Slovak republics -- may keep their heads while all about them are losing theirs. Posted by: Monty on January 9, 2006 10:19 PM
The collapse of Europe has been underway for a century now. History might surprise us yet. Advancing technology and increased freedom of movement of information will have hard-to-predict effects. Europe could still snap out of it. I don't know how, but I still have some faith that there could be a good future for Europe someday. Posted by: SJKevin on January 9, 2006 10:24 PM
So, Monty, would you say the massive influx of Muslims accelerated the erosion of "old" Europe? Apparently they are not even interested in carrying on any traditions that make them unique. Posted by: Bart on January 9, 2006 10:30 PM
JackStraw, you keep using this word colapse... I do no think it means what you think it means. Posted by: Inigo Montoya on January 9, 2006 10:35 PM
The Arab invasion of Europe began in the mid-1960's after the French lost Algeria. France was at the time suffering from a severe labor-shortage, and to improve their standing in the Arab world they recruited "guest workers" from Turkey, Morocco, Algeria, Sudan, even Syria (countries with a strong French colonial background, in other words). The labor shortage extended to Germany and then Britain, and with the same short-term solution: "guest workers". Only unfortunately the guest workers stuck around even as the economies cooled down and then went moribund. The workers were placed into huge public housing blocks (ghettoes, in other words), where they procreated with abandon -- but did not assimilate. They were not particularly wanted by their host countries, nor were the Arabs themselves particularly interested in assimilation as such. But if you think of it another way, the Arabs only filled a void that would have been there regardless. A void of people: the millions upon millions killed in the world wars (and the untold millions never born as a consequence). A void of spirit: Christianity died in Europe after the wars. A void of politics: Europeans decided on stability at all costs. Comfort. Peace. The irony is that they have a tiger by the tail now, and dare not let go: their unassimilated minorities are still there, lurking in the banlieues and ghettoes. The Arabs are largely jobless and with no prospects, but have come to feel a contempt for the countries they live in -- they look to Islam as the answer to a question they cannot even formulate. I don't blame the Arabs who first came to Europe to work ; they were invited, after all. There was little effort made to integrate them into the larger societies of France and Germany especially; three decades of this neglect have led to a whole generation of Arab young people who have no loyalty to anything more than their own families and the Imam at the mosque. If Europe is to survive, I think it will come from Central Europe -- they remember the boot of oppression all too well to go quietly into the night again. Posted by: Monty on January 9, 2006 10:42 PM
Just cause I can't type or spell don't hate me cause I'm beautiful. Posted by: JackStraw on January 9, 2006 10:46 PM
Monty You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair. Posted by: Ron Burgundy on January 9, 2006 10:54 PM
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This is super-obscure and I only barely remember it. Given that, I'll give you the hint that it's by the Red Rocker. And I guess you think you've got it made Oh, but then, you never were afraid Of anything that you've left behind Oh, but it's alright with me now 'Cause I'll get back up somehow And with a little luck, yes, I'm bound to win Now twenty people will tell me it's not obscure, it was huge in their hometown and played at their prom. That's how it usually goes. When I linked Donnie Iris's "Love is Like a Rock," everyone said they knew that one and that his other song (which I didn't know at all) Ah Leah! was huge in their area.
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In a paper published in the Astrophysical Journal Letters, a team of scientists announced the detection of dimethyl sulfide (along with a similar detection of dimethyl disulfide) in the atmosphere of an exoplanet called K2-18b. This is actually the second detection of dimethyl sulfide made on this planet, following a tentative detection in 2023. He means they tried to prove the signal was caused by things other than dimethyl sulfide but they could not.
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What? Skeleton of the most famous Musketeer, D'Artagnan, possibly discovered in Dutch church closet.
Dumas picked four names of real musketeers out of a history book, D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. So there was an actual D'Artagnan, though he made most of the story up. (Or, you know, all of it.)* Charles de Batz de Castelmore, known as d'Artagnan, the famous musketeer of Kings Louis XIII and Louis XIV, spent his life in the service of the French crown. A lot of Dumas's stories are based on bits of real history. The plot of the >Three Musketeers, about trying to recover lost diamonds from the queen's necklace, was cribbed from the then-almost-contemporaneous Affair of the Queen's Necklace. And the Man in the Iron Mask is based on real accounts of a prisoner forced to wear a mask (though I think it was a velvet mask). * Oh, I should mention, Dumas says all this, about finding the names in an old book, in the prologue to his novel. But authors lie a lot. They frequently present fictions as based on historic fact. The twist is, he was actually telling the truth here. At least about these four musketeers having actually existed and served under Louis XIV. Fun fact: You know the beginning of A Fistful of Dollars where the local gunslingers make fun of Clint Eastwood's donkey and Eastwood demands they apologize to the donkey? That's lifted from The Three Musketeers. Rochefort mocks D'Artagnan's old, brokedown farm horse and D'Artagnan is incensed.
A commenter asked which should be read first, The Hobbit of LOTR?
Easy, no question -- read The Hobbit first. It's actually the start of the story and comes first chronologically. It sets up some major characters and major pieces in play in LOTR. Also, the Hobbit is Beginner-Friendly, which LOTR isn't. The Hobbit really is a delightful book, and a fast read. It's chatty, it's casual, it's exciting, and it's funny. In that dry cheeky British humor way. I love that the narrator is constantly making little asides and commentary, like he's just sitting next to you telling you this story as it occurs to him. LOTR is a very long story. Fifteen hundred pages or so. The Hobbit is relatively short and very punchy and easy to read. If you don't like The Hobbit, you can skip out on LOTR. If you do like it, you'll be primed to read LOTR. Oh, I should say: The Hobbit is written as if it's for children, but one of those smart children's stories that are also for adults. Don't worry, there's also real fighting and violence and horror in it, too. LOTR is written for adults. (It's said that Tolkien wrote both for his children, but LOTR was written 17 years later, when his children were adults.) Some might not like The Hobbit due to its sometimes frivolous tone. Me, I love it. I find it constantly amusing. Both are really good but there is a starkly different tone to both. LOTR is epic, grand, and serious, about a world war, The Hobbit is light and breezy, and about a heist. Though a heist that culminates in a war for the spoils.
The Hobbit Challenge: Read two more chapters. I didn't have much time. Bilbo got the ring.
I noticed a continuity problem. Maybe. Now, as of the time of The Hobbit, it was unknown that this magic ring was in fact a Ring of Power, and it was doubly unknown that it was the Ring of Power, the Master Ring that controlled the others. But the narrator -- who we will learn in LOTR was none of than Bilbo himself, who wrote the book as "There and Back Again" -- says this about Gollum's ring: "But who knows how Gollum had come by that present [the Ring], ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? Perhaps even the Master who ruled them could not have said." In another passage, the ring is identified as a "ring of power." I don't know, I always thought there was a distinction between mere magic rings and the Rings of Power created by Sauron. But this suggests that Bilbo knew this was a ring of power created by Sauron. Now I don't remember when Bilbo wrote the Hobbit. In the movie, he shows Frodo the book in Rivendell, and I guess he wrote it after he left the Shire. I guess he might have added in the part about the ring being a ring of power created by "the Master" after Gandalf appraised him of his research into the ring. I never noticed this before. I know Tolkien re-wrote this chapter while he was writing LOTR to make the ring important from the start. And also to make Gollum more sinister and evil, and also to remove the part where Gollum actually offers Bilbo the ring as a "present" -- Bilbo had already found it on his own, but Gollum was wiling to give it away, which obviously is not something the rewritten Gollum would ever do. But I had no memory of the ring being suggested to be The Ring so early in the tale.
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