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January 09, 2006

Dow 11,000 Watch: Done and Done (And I Mean Done)

It held:

Should update every time the site is reloaded.
Another Update: Okay, it held, so I guess I didn't "know" that. It'll

The resistance point is futile.

Update: I knew it wouldn't hold for the day. But just getting over 11,000 intraday is enough to lower resistance for the next time.
fall back down tomorrow, though. Still, the resistance point is breached.


posted by Ace at 04:13 PM
Comments



Houston, we have liftoff!

Posted by: Dave @ on January 9, 2006 12:59 PM

And that's with GM in the tank.

Posted by: max on January 9, 2006 01:00 PM

BINGO!

And the Muslim world seems to have an awful lot of it. I guess when you spend every minute of your schooling repeating the Koran it doesn't leave much time for US Civics

Posted by: on January 9, 2006 01:22 PM

Try again:

BINGO!

http://finance.yahoo.com/?u

Don't know what happened with the last post.

Posted by: max on January 9, 2006 01:24 PM

Gold-plated diapah's, my babies!

Posted by: Monty on January 9, 2006 01:30 PM

But.. but Tubby says there's no boom. Oh, who to believe?

Posted by: zetetic on January 9, 2006 01:32 PM

What was the DJIA on the day that Bush took office? How much progress have we made? How does it compare to the increase during Clinton's first five years?

Posted by: Bob Munck on January 9, 2006 01:38 PM

Krugman's response: "Why isn't it 11,500? BUSH IS A CHIMP!"

Posted by: Hoodlumman on January 9, 2006 01:43 PM

But, Michigan's horrible economy is all George Bush's fault.

Posted by: Jennifer Granholm on January 9, 2006 02:06 PM

Drudge is touting this as being the first time since 9/11 that the DJI's gone over 11K. Of course on the Yahoo chart he links to it has the 52 week high as 11,027. I was talking to our merchant banking guy and he said that it was more accurate to say that several of the contributing indicators were at their highest since 9/11.

Posted by: David Gillies on January 9, 2006 03:33 PM

Bingo! Another great milestone in the boom.

Cordially...

Posted by: Rick on January 9, 2006 04:00 PM
Drudge is touting this as being the first time since 9/11 that the DJI's gone over 11K.
In fact it last crossed 11,000 -- going down -- on June 13, 2001. Of course, that's well before 9/11, but it's possible that everybody on Wall Street had seen a document entitled "Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside US."
Posted by: Bob Munck on January 9, 2006 05:12 PM

The prissy nuthead who is talking about the Clinton years and the Dow probably invested in SPACE.COM. Dude, it was a Ponzi scheme. Clinton should have been telling the American People that investing in an internet bubble with your retirement savings is not a good idea. It was day trading deja vu. We all knew it didn't make sense, and to compare it now as some standard of good or rational times is Streisandish.

Posted by: Karen on January 9, 2006 05:18 PM

but it's possible that everybody on Wall Street had seen a document entitled blah blah blah Bush is the Anti-Christ

Or maybe it was the Dot Com bubble bursting. Bush did it. Thomas Jefferson said so.

Posted by: Sue Dohnim on January 9, 2006 05:20 PM

Of course the Dow had been on a negative trajectory as of April, 2000. Now, how could Bush have been responsible for the stock market's neagtive movement nine months before Bush even took office? The simple answer is that on the top floor of the Dow is a pool that contains three submersed individuals. These three people have amazing precognitive capabilities. For short, we'll call them preclogs.

(preclogs? Don't you mean precogs?

Shhh. Do you want to get sued?)

Anyway, sometime in April of 2000 these preclogs simultaenously bellowed, "tax cuts for the wealthy." Intuitively knowing that this signalled that presidential candidate George W. Bush would in fact win (oh, excuse me, steal) the 2000 election and enact a fiscally irresponsibletaxcutthatwouldbenefitonlytherichest1%ofAmericans™, the barons of Wall Street began selling off their stocks in droves, igniting a severe stock market correction.

And now you know the rest of the story.

Posted by: paul on January 9, 2006 05:26 PM

The DOW started down in 2001 for a simple reason. Bush brought the law to town and went after the criminal CEO/CFO's. Doesn't anyone remember the over 1,000 that have been ran out of the business, some with a stop at the Federal pen. Several more are under indictment and are turning on each other like trapped rats, er democrats. (same thing)
The phony stock market of the 90's and the criminals in the white house that let it happen cost millions of people their life savings and retirement accounts. Algore should be shot for hyping what most high school graduates knew was a con, something called WorldCom.

Posted by: scrapiron on January 9, 2006 05:30 PM

Wasn't 2,000 American dead in Iraq just an "artificial milestone" or "artificial mark on the wall "?" How is DJIA 11,000 any less artificial?

Dot Com Bubble? Hey, I invested (in my own industry). And now I'm quite comfortably retired at age 60.

Posted by: Bob Munck on January 9, 2006 05:31 PM

The fact that it's not at 11,500? I blame the Jews.

Posted by: Sobek on January 9, 2006 05:31 PM

This is for Bob Munch:

http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=%5EDJI&t=5y

The last 5 years of the Dow, showing the upward climb beginning in early 2003 after the Republicans took back control of the Senate and cut taxes.

And remember that the Dow has now broken 11,000 notwithstanding that one of its components - GM - has been disembowled and is in the process of being eaten alive by its hard-core Democrat labor unions. One more example of the Democrats' parasites destroying a portion of the economy.

Posted by: max on January 9, 2006 05:39 PM

That was the Reagan boom that lasted until Bill Clintstone raised taxes.

Posted by: btenney on January 9, 2006 05:39 PM

Anyone have quote about how Bush was gonna start the next Great Depression with his tax cuts?

Anyway, more good news on the economy, and this is done without a tech bubble. So, hopefully its hardier than the Clinton Bubble which went poof in March 2000. The economy has weathered Katrina and high gas prices and the squandered "good will" of Spain and France.

So, whats the negative spin gonna be? Are women and minorities hardest hit?

Posted by: joeindc44 on January 9, 2006 06:12 PM

I've got mine, fuck everybody else that lost their money in that dot.com boom, which by the way was Bush's fault even though he wasn't President yet. Old hippies rule!

Posted by: Rod Munch on January 9, 2006 06:21 PM

Wasn't 2,000 American dead in Iraq just an "artificial milestone" or "artificial mark on the wall "?" How is DJIA 11,000 any less artificial?

You're making me hot when you talk like that Bob. This is why I never have to do any work.

Posted by: Karl Rove's Id on January 9, 2006 06:25 PM
One more example of the Democrats' parasites destroying a portion of the economy.
You think that GM was destroyed by its workforce? I'd say it was destroyed by its management making terrible decisions about things like quality control, vehicle design, marketing, and the promising of generous future retirement and health benefits to its workers without putting aside the funds to cover them.

They were, in effect, borrowing from their employees and promising (contractually) to pay them back in the future. That enabled them to make nice quarterly profits, pay their executives huge salaries and bonuses, and generally run the company in a wasteful way. Now the bill is coming due, and it certainly isn't wrong of the employees and former employees to ask to be paid what they were promised. A contract is a contract; management signed it too.

You know, conservatives used to think that it was a bad thing to live beyond your means, to spend today by borrowing money that you'll have to pay back tomorrow. What ever happened to those guys?

Posted by: Bob Munck on January 9, 2006 06:26 PM

I think Munck has a point. GM signed an economically stupid contract. What, they are already in the hole about $2000 for each auto that rolls off the assembly line. I didn't know that economically conservative bloggers wrote the contract, but we catch your drift.

Luckily, there is more than one auto manufacturer in America. Ricardo's Rule of Comparative Advantage also means that American products that are produced under better mangament and whatnot have offset GM in America's economy of the new millenium.

But GM's contract is different from deficeit spending because this type of borrowing (which GM's is not) is directed towards the idea of future growth. Its the difference between entitlement spending and spending that fuels the economy (Boeing has to hire people and buy tools, etc. to make bombers), while social security is more of a pyramid scheme that requires more and more people to buy into the system.

Posted by: joeindc44 on January 9, 2006 06:35 PM

I read someplace that GM stopped being in the car business a long time ago. It's basically an insurance company now, with elements of merchant banking. It's main purpose now is to support the legions of retired workers.

Which of course cannot happen indefinitely.

Was GM stupid to sign on to benefits like this? Yes, but then so are lots of other entities (like State and City governments, who will have a very rude wake-up call soon -- see the example of Duluth). The Unions have their own squalid responsibility for this mess, but as usual they'll play the standard card of "standing up for the working man" and deny all culpability. Basically, Unions want to pretend that it's still 1950, not 2006. They want to pretend there is no such thing as world markets, a global labor pool, supply and demand, or skyrocketing health-care costs. Nope -- it's all about them. And if it means bankrupting the company so their 50-year-old employees can retire with full benefits then so be it.

Unions are worthless, and public sector unions are an outrage that any taxpayer should be offended by.

Posted by: Monty on January 9, 2006 06:44 PM

Public sector unions, definately worthless. Read the WSJ report based on new union disclosure laws that shows one teachers' union (not exactly a PSU) shoveled $60M of "the little guy's money" to various lefty pet causes.

But, hey, the UAW were doing their job in negotiating. Someone with a degree in a field related to math, business or economics should have pointed out all the above points and refused. Its a negotiation after all.

Posted by: joeindc44 on January 9, 2006 06:48 PM

You know, conservatives used to think that it was a bad thing to live beyond your means, to spend today by borrowing money that you'll have to pay back tomorrow. What ever happened to those guys?

Oh, we're still here, we're just not being represented in Congress at the moment. But you don't really care about that, do you, Bob? Your disingenuousness is glaring.

Posted by: kelly on January 9, 2006 06:50 PM

Joeindc44 - GM may have signed a 'stupid' contract, but as a practical matter what choice did they have? Face a crippling strike with Big Media hounding them at every step of the way, or give in and hope for a miracle. Soemtimes a company has no choice but to gamble on its long-term survival in order to survive for the next few years.

Bob Munch - Using the phrase "the promising of generous future retirement and health benefits to its workers" makes it sound like GM's management unilaterally made that decision, when in fact these benefits were the product of GM's management dealing as best they could with their unions' short-sighted, greedy demands.

In the end unions will destroy 'the goose that lays the golden eggs' - see the US steel and airline industries , and now the US autos, because Ford is actually not far behind GM on the road to ruin. Guaranteed healthcare beneifits alone will be the death of both companies unless the taxpayers are strong-armed into picking up the tab.

I notice you didn't comment on the stock market's rise after the GOP cut taxes in 2003.

Posted by: max on January 9, 2006 06:50 PM
Basically, Unions want to pretend that it's still 1950, not 2006. They want to pretend there is no such thing as world markets, a global labor pool, supply and demand, or skyrocketing health-care costs. Nope -- it's all about them.
I don't get your point. The unions represent the employees in their dealings with management. Who should they stand up for? Management is paid to worry about all those things you mention, not the unions.

If you aren't a member of a union, then of course unions are worthless to you. They're not looking out for you, they're looking out for ... wait for it ... their members. If management has signed stupid contracts in the past that are now going to bankrupt the company, that's their fault; they're the ones who are supposed to know not to do that. If GM dies because it was badly run, that's Capitalism; that's the Marketplace; that's the way things work in our system.

The unions aren't there to make sure that you can buy a GM car; they're there to make sure that their retired members can buy food, medication, and a nice Prius to drive down to the Early Bird special at Applebys.

Posted by: Bob Munck on January 9, 2006 06:58 PM

Bob Munck:

The pity of it is that if the company goes bankrupt, the pension fund goes poof too! (Unless the government bails it out...) And then GM isn't paying the pension, but the US taxpayer is. And that's my objection -- eventually, the Union's intransigence and GM's stupidity is costing me money.

Frankly, if the Union thinks it's hunky dory to drive GM out of business, fine...just let them bear the costs themselves if the pension money runs out. (Or demand that the Mob return some of the hundreds of millions it's gotten from the Teamsters and AFL/CIO over the years.)

Real Capitalism means you pay for making bad decisions and rewards you for making good ones. It does not mean that you are isolated from market forces by a magical "contract" -- you made your contract with GM, not with me or any other taxpaying citizen. So why should we have to bail your asses out?

Posted by: Monty on January 9, 2006 07:04 PM
The pity of it is that if the company goes bankrupt, the pension fund goes poof too!
They won't go that bankrupt; there'll be enough resources left to fund the pension funds, which will have first call on the assets. If not, as you said, the government will bail them out. Stupid government. The unions aren't going to commit suicide.

You seem to be assuming that I'm a union member. Never have been, of any union, not have I ever been an employee of GM. I was one of the managers on the (outsourced) development of a management information system for GM many years ago (it ran on Multics!). I was not, at the time, impressed with the intellectual acuity of GM management.

'a magical "contract"'?? Don't you believe that contracts should be enforced? How about all the golden parachutes, stock option deals, etc. in the employee contracts of the GM management?

Posted by: Bob Munck on January 9, 2006 07:20 PM

Don't you believe that contracts should be enforced?

If GM is out of business, then so is the union's contract. It seems pretty basic to me. The union didn't sign a contract with me, so why should I help pay to bail them out? The government doesn't owe GM's unions a goddamned dime.

Posted by: Monty on January 9, 2006 07:23 PM

(Hit POST too fast...)

How about all the golden parachutes, stock option deals, etc. in the employee contracts of the GM management?

Well, according to your logic, the GM guys were just out for what they could get. If it's okay for the union guys, why not management? If the shareholders don't care, why do you?

This is the essence of the argument: a badly-run company will inevitably go tits-up. As GM is proving. There's nothing new about that. But the Unions don't want to admit that their own policies helped to make the business unprofitable by demanding unreasonable concessions -- health care and pension benefits being only two. You can argue about whether management had any real choice in agreeing to the contract, but the end result is the same -- the company is dead.

Now, all those retirees who were depending on Union-brokerered pension deals are all of a sudden in a crack. The contract may be legal, but so what? The company is gone, so the contract is null and void. The pensioners essentially become beggars to the public coffers: they'll take a percentage of their pension rate (rarely if ever full value) because they have no other choice. Now, if they'd saved their own money in a 401(k) or even an old-style retirement passbook account, this wouldn't happen -- it's their money (and probably would have accrued a good bit more interest than a GM pension). So nobody wins -- not GM, not the union, and not the retirees or current workers. I don't see how the union did any good at all, given how things turned out.

Posted by: Monty on January 9, 2006 07:31 PM

If you aren't a member of a union, then of course unions are worthless to you. They're not looking out for you, they're looking out for ... wait for it ... their members.

And this, Bob, is part and parcel with whats wrong with unions. A short story.

I started my career at AT&T just post divesture, a messy time to be sure. We were moving our office literally across the hall onew week. This had been scheduled for months, mostly because we had to contract with our own union technicians to move our phones and computers. When I say move I mean literally carry them across the hall. As the branch manager it was my responsibility to coordinate all of this and make sure they we made the move at 5pm on Friday night and were up and running by 8am Monday morning.

When the union technicians, our fellow employees mind you, didn't show up by 11 pm Friday night I made the decision to have my sales and engineering team move our own equpiment. The union techs never showed until 8:30 Monday morning when the shop steward arrived in my office with a grievance. I was hauled in front of the union and a formal complaint was filed against me (3 of those and you were done btw). When I tried to explain that we all worked for the same company and I was simply trying to make sure that we were up and running Monday morning and could do our jobs I was informed by the foreman that "We don't work for AT&T, we work for the union.:

Spare me the homilies about Ma and Pa union taking their simple drive to Appleby's. The days when unions served a worthwile purpose died with the buggy whip.

Posted by: JackStraw on January 9, 2006 07:32 PM

JackStraw,

Oh, God, another AT&T refugee!

I worked for AT&T for about a year and a half in the early '90's. I made a big stink about joining the CWA -- I wasn't a union man then any more than I am now. My managers put some pressure on me; they said that the shop foreman could "cause problems" if I didn't join the CWA. I almost had to bring in a labor lawyer, but I never did join.

And a good thing, too. In 1992, the AT&T unit I was part of was shut down. The shop steward (a blue collar guy, a Teamster) made sure that the Teamsters were taken care of -- got them transfers, new jobs, upgrades, what have you. He basically told the CWA people to fuck themselves. The union was all about seniority. Skills, merit, need -- they gave a shit about none of it. All that mattered was time. About 800 CWA people got the axe, and the union basically just waved and advised them not to let the door hit their asses on the way out.

There was a big lawsuit, and the CWA local lost about half its members in that particular fiasco. I was out as well, but at least I had the pleasure of knowing that I had not contributed dime-one of dues money to that worthless waste of a union or its corrupt organization.

Posted by: Monty on January 9, 2006 07:56 PM

Dot Com Bubble? Hey, I invested (in my own industry). And now I'm quite comfortably retired at age 60.

Posted by Bob Munck at January 9, 2006 05:31 PM

ROBBER BARON CORPORATE FASSCCCCCCCCCCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTTTTTTTTT!!!

Posted by: on January 9, 2006 08:12 PM

Me there at 8:12 p.m.

Posted by: Sue Dohnim on January 9, 2006 08:13 PM

I will note in passing that people of a certain age -- say, late fifties onward -- seem to have kinder feelings towards unions than younger people do. I think this is because they were the main beneficiaries of unionization -- they got out before the shit hit the fan. Just ask a UAW line-worker at any of the Big Three plants what the union has done for him lately -- you're likely to get an earful.

And Sue: I think fascist is the wrong insult in this context. A better one is probably capitalist pig or exploiter of the working class. I don't have my copy of Das Kapital handy, so I can't say for sure.

Posted by: Monty on January 9, 2006 08:22 PM

I don't have my copy of Das Kapital handy, so I can't say for sure.

Where's egastularius when you need him?

Posted by: geoff on January 9, 2006 08:28 PM

So, I guess this all means that the Dow didn't hit 11000?

Posted by: joeindc44 on January 9, 2006 08:29 PM

Fuck all that. I want to see Bob use the graves of dead Americans as a soapbox to complain about the economy again. Go on, Bob. Do it again. DO IT. "Support the troops" like the disgusting shitweasel you are!

BECAUSE YOU CARE SO MUCH.

Posted by: Karl Rove's Id on January 9, 2006 08:44 PM

Where's egastularius when you need him?

Giving three dollar blowjobs to hobos.

But since the hobos don't have three dollars, the State's making him do it for free.

Posted by: Sortelli on January 9, 2006 08:45 PM

Oh, unions are great. They're the ones who fight for NYC transit workers to retire at age 50 and shit like that, right? Gimme a fucking break.

Bob, why do you think jobs are leaving the US? Or at best, moving to states that aren't filled with union thugs? Are you that detached from the obvious?

You seem to be assuming that I'm a union member. Never have been, of any union, not have I ever been an employee of GM.

Of course you haven't. Typical. It's easy to preach what's best for the little guy from a patronizing position of comfort, isn't it? You know what's best for those simple little blue-collar worker bees, don't you! I'm sure a web/software engineer (did I get that right?) knows ALL about the corporate world and union activity. Cute.

Typical dumbass baby-boomer bullshit. Your revolution is over! The bums lost! Condolences!

Posted by: Beth on January 9, 2006 10:07 PM

Beth:

It's been a peeve of mine for years that the fastest-growing unions are public and federal employees. Doesn't that make you want to puke? I thought there ought to be legislation against any taxpayer-funded position even being eligible for union membership -- if a taxpayer is paying your salary, you got not fucking call to go on strike, pal.

Regan had the right idea when he shitcanned the aircraft flight controllers.

Grrr. The whole thing just angries up my blood.

Posted by: Monty on January 9, 2006 10:29 PM

I've worked for both the UAW (Mazda) and the Teamsters (UPS). Unions are like poison for a company. Protect mediocre workers and demand unaffordable benefits for all, long term be damned.

Don't even get started on the teacher's unions. Nothing but muscle for the left wing fruitcakes.

Posted by: fugazi on January 9, 2006 11:06 PM
How about all the golden parachutes, stock option deals, etc. in the employee contracts of the GM management?

Well, according to your logic, the GM guys were just out for what they could get. If it's okay for the union guys, why not management?

Good answer. That's exactly right; if the union contract is to be abrogated, so should be the manager's employee contracts. If the manager's contracts are to be enforced, so should be the employee's.
But the Unions don't want to admit that their own policies helped to make the business unprofitable by demanding unreasonable concessions -- health care and pension benefits being only two.
No, the business was profitable, very profitable, for decades during which the workers were being promised future pensions and health care in lieu of current wages. But management wasn't funding those future obligations, so their profits looked bigger than they actually were and the management got big bonuses.

Now the bill has come due, and it's not the current employees and pensioners who are making the business unprofitable, it's those managers from back in the good old days who traded* the company's future for stock and bonuses. I'll bet the smart ones sold their company stock as soon as they could, because they knew what was coming.

Now, if [the workers had] saved their own money in a 401(k) or even an old-style retirement passbook account, this wouldn't happen -- it's their money (and probably would have accrued a good bit more interest than a GM pension).
Agreed. And if the company had paid them the money that it should have been using to fund the pension fund, rather than paying them in promises and using that money to bulk up their profits, the workers would have had enough income to be able to invest in their 401(k)s.
The contract may be legal, but so what? The company is gone, so the contract is null and void.
I'm afraid your schadenfreud is misplaced. The contract is not null and void; it gives the pension fund a prior claim on the assets of the bankrupt company, probably one that will have priority over debtors and stockholders. In other words, the company will be sold or liquidated and the proceeds will go to the pension fund. If there's not enough, the government steps in, and I think that's a stupid thing for the government to do; it encourages current management of other companies to go down the same path.

*I originally had a word here that is used when people borrow to fund housing; I wasn't allowed to submit a comment with that word in it. Weird.

Posted by: Bob Munck on January 10, 2006 12:44 AM

I originally had a word here that is used when people borrow to fund housing; I wasn't allowed to submit a comment with that word in it. Weird.

Probably a spam filter to prevent the onslaught of mortg*ge company ads. But with the mu.nu filter, who knows? Sometimes it doesn't like certain letters, or certain common suffixes to URLs, or common words. The mu.nu filter giveth and it taketh away . . .

Posted by: geoff on January 10, 2006 01:28 AM

With a little more credit inflation you could puff the dow bubble to 12000.

Posted by: alan greenspan on January 10, 2006 12:22 PM
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A lot of Dumas's stories are based on bits of real history. The plot of the >Three Musketeers, about trying to recover lost diamonds from the queen's necklace, was cribbed from the then-almost-contemporaneous Affair of the Queen's Necklace. And the Man in the Iron Mask is based on real accounts of a prisoner forced to wear a mask (though I think it was a velvet mask).
* Oh, I should mention, Dumas says all this, about finding the names in an old book, in the prologue to his novel. But authors lie a lot. They frequently present fictions as based on historic fact. The twist is, he was actually telling the truth here. At least about these four musketeers having actually existed and served under Louis XIV.
Fun fact: You know the beginning of A Fistful of Dollars where the local gunslingers make fun of Clint Eastwood's donkey and Eastwood demands they apologize to the donkey? That's lifted from The Three Musketeers. Rochefort mocks D'Artagnan's old, brokedown farm horse and D'Artagnan is incensed.
A commenter asked which should be read first, The Hobbit of LOTR?
Easy, no question -- read The Hobbit first. It's actually the start of the story and comes first chronologically. It sets up some major characters and major pieces in play in LOTR.
Also, the Hobbit is Beginner-Friendly, which LOTR isn't. The Hobbit really is a delightful book, and a fast read. It's chatty, it's casual, it's exciting, and it's funny. In that dry cheeky British humor way. I love that the narrator is constantly making little asides and commentary, like he's just sitting next to you telling you this story as it occurs to him.
LOTR is a very long story. Fifteen hundred pages or so. The Hobbit is relatively short and very punchy and easy to read. If you don't like The Hobbit, you can skip out on LOTR. If you do like it, you'll be primed to read LOTR.
Oh, I should say: The Hobbit is written as if it's for children, but one of those smart children's stories that are also for adults. Don't worry, there's also real fighting and violence and horror in it, too.
LOTR is written for adults. (It's said that Tolkien wrote both for his children, but LOTR was written 17 years later, when his children were adults.) Some might not like The Hobbit due to its sometimes frivolous tone. Me, I love it. I find it constantly amusing. Both are really good but there is a starkly different tone to both. LOTR is epic, grand, and serious, about a world war, The Hobbit is light and breezy, and about a heist. Though a heist that culminates in a war for the spoils.
The Hobbit Challenge: Read two more chapters. I didn't have much time. Bilbo got the ring.
I noticed a continuity problem. Maybe. Now, as of the time of The Hobbit, it was unknown that this magic ring was in fact a Ring of Power, and it was doubly unknown that it was the Ring of Power, the Master Ring that controlled the others.
But the narrator -- who we will learn in LOTR was none of than Bilbo himself, who wrote the book as "There and Back Again" -- says this about Gollum's ring:
"But who knows how Gollum had come by that present [the Ring], ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? Perhaps even the Master who ruled them could not have said."
In another passage, the ring is identified as a "ring of power."
I don't know, I always thought there was a distinction between mere magic rings and the Rings of Power created by Sauron. But this suggests that Bilbo knew this was a ring of power created by Sauron.
Now I don't remember when Bilbo wrote the Hobbit. In the movie, he shows Frodo the book in Rivendell, and I guess he wrote it after he left the Shire. I guess he might have added in the part about the ring being a ring of power created by "the Master" after Gandalf appraised him of his research into the ring.
I never noticed this before. I know Tolkien re-wrote this chapter while he was writing LOTR to make the ring important from the start. And also to make Gollum more sinister and evil, and also to remove the part where Gollum actually offers Bilbo the ring as a "present" -- Bilbo had already found it on his own, but Gollum was wiling to give it away, which obviously is not something the rewritten Gollum would ever do.
But I had no memory of the ring being suggested to be The Ring so early in the tale.
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