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January 08, 2006

Iran Breaks UN Seals At Nuke Research Plants

Mohammad El Baradei announces he's "running out of patience."

Wow. That should do the trick.

Meanwhile, full closed-cycle enrichment ahead:

Iran was preparing to remove United Nations seals at several nuclear research and development sites last night, despite warnings from the UN nuclear chief, Mohamed ElBaradei, that the international community was running out of patience with Tehran.

It would be the second time in five months that Iran, which insists its nuclear programme is peaceful, removed seals put in place by the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA).

"We will remove the seals and we have announced that we are ready to start research from tomorrow," a foreign ministry spokesman, Hamid Reza Asefi, said yesterday. "It depends on the IAEA to announce its readiness as this will take place under the agency's supervision," he added.

Thanks to the A-Man.


posted by Ace at 11:16 PM
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Halt! And if you go on, I'll be forced to sat halt again!
Well, that worked, didn't it?

Posted by: Mikey on January 8, 2006 11:23 PM

Iran detonates a nuke. Which will happen?

a) The EU and the UN call for immediate disarmament talks with Iran.

b) The UN starts an investigation on Israel's human rights abuses and ignore the mushroom cloud (wherever it may be).

c) The Nobel panel will ask for it's Peac Prize back from Mohammad El Baradei.

d) the Nobel panel will award Mohammad El Baradei with a second Peace Prize for doing his best striving for peace in a difficult region of the world already enflamed by Western hemogony.

Posted by: Bart on January 8, 2006 11:42 PM

This is the second time in the last 5 months they've removed the seals? They must be totally serious this time.

Posted by: Hans on January 8, 2006 11:48 PM

the UN reminds me of the police in the movie Demolition Man.
"maniac is responding with a scornful remark."

Posted by: ramms on January 9, 2006 01:46 AM

"We'll write you a very, very cross letter!"

Posted by: Xoxotl on January 9, 2006 10:11 AM

I'm tired of resisting. I, for one, welcome our new insane, messianic Islamo-fascist masters.

Posted by: adolfo velasquez on January 9, 2006 10:29 AM

Our new motto: Happy Happy Joy Joy!

Posted by: Kofi Anon on January 9, 2006 11:55 AM

Very amusing, Xoxotl. Thanks!

I found this cartoon by Cox and Forkum to be quite amusing.

Unrelated (except it has to do with Iran) is this cartoon, which I also thought was quite amusing.

Posted by: Muslihoon on January 9, 2006 11:48 PM
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Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing.
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