I was going to throw hot dogs and mayo at her cooter.

Are there shows where it's allowable to throw trash at the actress' vagina?

Why wasn't I told about this earlier?

I'm there dude!!!

O&A Party Rock!

What are the chances he'll have her on his new show and whine and plead for her to get naked, like he does with every other actress ('scuse me whilst I stifle my laughter at that) he gets on the air? Especially now when he can sell it to us on InDemand? He's probably just upset that someone beat him to the chance of making money off of his daughter showing her stuff.

Sounds like a great way to start the new era of "It's Just Wrong!"

As Ward Churchill, fake Indian, would say, "The chickens are coming home to roost."

I don't believe there are actually theatres where you're allowed to pelt the actors' junk with garbage. I heard about a place like that once in Massapequa, but it got shut down by the cops or maybe the Board of Health.

"A guy threw garbage at my vagina once.
ONCE.
Nine months later, I gave birth to Joe."

-Mrs. Piscopo

I read the article too fast. I thought it said Howard Dean.

Howard Stern is a played-out hack.

It's odd that a 22-year-old chick who was likely subjected to a constant stream of video viewing of her dad with strippers and porn stars would end up naked in public.

I think we should pelt Howard's junk.

I also remember his numerous prayers to his "Lord Jesus Christ" that the sons of his various enemies would wind up "in gay porn."

Frankly, I'm surprised his daughter didn't become a bride of the "Lord Jesus Christ" and join a convent out of sheer rebellion against her father. Or at least it would be form of rebellion against that saggy nut-sack of a parent.

'My father basically told me that if I take the role [which requires her to be on stage nude for the last 10 minutes], that his enemies would ... throw garbage at my vagina...'

Just how much MORE Freudian do we have to get?

Give Stern credit. He got the greatest severance package in history and not even from his employer. Sirius pays him $500 million to leave radio and go somewhere no one will ever hear from him again.

Beats the fuck out of a gold watch.

1. Just as a technical matter, unless the play includes a scene from "Basic Instinct," wouldn't you pretty much need to be Daredevil's arch-enemy Bullseye to hit an actress in the vagina with thrown garbage?

2. If so, does this mean that Stern has had some kind of feud with Colin Farrell?

Howard Stern is getting his come-uppance for being a schmuck. No man who has daughters should treat women like he does. I guess he didn't realize the women he mistreated were someone else's daughters.

The other sad thing is that I feel Howard's ex-wife Allison hasn't been the best influence to her daughters either. I think all of the money she's gotten during and after the marriage intensified her selfishness and blinded her to her duties as a mother.

It's still mostly Howard's fault though. Now if Derbyshire could get some come-uppance, I would be ecstatic. - Thomas Jefferson

h/t Allah

Sue is right on.

This is a case of what goes around comes around.

Naked Kaballah, I wish I could quit you.

 
Lauraw:

EXCELLENT obscure "Johny Dangerously" reference.

Does that make Howie a fargin' icehole?
 

I used to be a big fan of Howard's. I grew up in D.C., and was there when he made his bones on DC101. In fact one of the guitar players in my band was a regular. If anybody remembers, he was the guy who called in as Lady Di. But I must confess, I don't understand his continued popularity. Like Monica said, he's a played-out hack at this point. He got tiresome years ago.

EXCELLENT obscure "Johny Dangerously" reference.
Does that make Howie a fargin' icehole?
 

No, he is a son-of-a-bastage.

-Thomas "Frankie" Jefferson

(h/t Alllllllahhhh)

I know the wife of the director of that play. I made a blog ad for them. But I never saw the play.

my question would be, is the real name of the play called, "Here's my Tribute to Vagina!"?
Only daddy know's for sure.... right Howard?