Charlie Sheen did the same thing but hit Kelly Preston instead.

Is it just me, or did I just read a Mountie saying something funny?

"'Perhaps, our mothers never explained to us that it was not a good idea to play with handguns whilst using the restroom. But then again, maybe that was supposed to be a given,' the Mounties said."

While "making a bam"? Well, there's a euphemism I've never heard before. I usually just excuse myself to "go read Ace".

after he shot off one of his fingers

Well, it could have been worse. A lot worse.

Well, it could have been worse. A lot worse.

For him maybe. But I think the world would be a far better place if this genius didn't reproduce.

"Perhaps, our mothers never explained to us that it was not a good idea to play with handguns whilst using the restroom"

Well, I don't know about you guys, but my mom wouldn't shut up about bathrooms and gun safety.

I didn't think they had guns in Canada.

RE: "It could have been worse."

Yeah...he could have gone blind. That's what Mom always told me, anyway.

Treat every gun as a loaded gun. And i suppose now the victim will sue the gun maker becuase he got stupid with a loaded gun

It's perfectly alright to play with your gun while doing your business. Geez, you don't want to leave it dangling in the holster when your pants are down (that's dangerous). Just remember, NEVER point a gun at something that you don't want to destroy, and MOST importantly... Keep your booger-hook off the bang-switch!!
: )

I didn't think they had guns in Canada.

I didn't think they had indoor plumbing in Canada.

BING!

HellOOOO!

where're the bathroom-control laws? we obviously need some legislature concerning such weapons in public and our homes.

I reckon Sgt Preston of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police has stopped polishing the brass on his uniform in his casket!

I'm tempted to take the easy route here and suggest headlining this "No shit, Sherlock", but that would just be wrong...